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Ok how about this, suppose Jehovah's Witnesses offered you a free home bible study PLUS free Aunt Jemima pancakes. Would that be better?

 
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Hmmmmm let's see.....hmmmmmm.....gee that's so tempting

sell my soul out to a cult and spend eternity in Hell for a couple pancakes.

No, come to think of it.........no thanks.sigh
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Maybe if there was berries n whip cream on top
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Re: Ok how about this, suppose Jehovah's Witnesses offered you a free home bible study PLUS free Aunt Jemima pancakes. Would that be better?
there is no letter J in the Hebrew language.

so that would be Aunt Yemina pancakes.
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We are being silenced. I can't post my recipe. Good nite. Have to peek out the windows now. damned
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there is no letter J in the Hebrew language.

so that would be Aunt Yemina pancakes.
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BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! laugh
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...Hey... wud up wid dis video? It's a cabin way up some where freezing in the mountains and check out the 'hardy man' sleeves woffing down the pancakes. Is that a Mountain Man's sleeves or a city slicker's?
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It's a suit. He's ready to go to the Kingdom Hall after breakfast.
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there is no letter J in the Hebrew language.

so that would be Aunt Yemina pancakes.
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Almost sounds like Aunt Yomama pancakes.
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Hey DGN -

I always spend time with the JW's that knock on my door - and I always treat them with courtesy and respect, but they (respectfully stated) are usually bailing within a couple of minutes because they can't support or defend their theological position! I've come to accept that I probably won't ever lead any first time knockers away from the watchtower on my doorstep but I do know with all of my heart that I have been able (by His Grace) to reach a couple of them with His Love and Word that it brings them to a point where I believe they will leave the watchtower sooner or later!
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Hey DGN -

I always spend time with the JW's that knock on my door - and I always treat them with courtesy and respect, but they (respectfully stated) are usually bailing within a couple of minutes because they can't support or defend their theological position! I've come to accept that I probably won't ever lead any first time knockers away from the watchtower on my doorstep but I do know with all of my heart that I have been able (by His Grace) to reach a couple of them with His Love and Word that it brings them to a point where I believe they will leave the watchtower sooner or later!
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You do have a specific question, right? Because I deal in specific answers.

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It's a suit. He's ready to go to the Kingdom Hall after breakfast.
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I have a friend who goes for breakfast Sunday morning in his suit, before the meeting.... God bless him. I'm a Levis and Hot Rod tee shirt Hot August Nights kind of guy.

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It's a suit. He's ready to go to the Kingdom Hall after breakfast.
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I have a friend who goes for breakfast Sunday morning in his suit, before the meeting.... God bless him. I'm a Levis and Hot Rod tee shirt Hot August Nights kind of guy.

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I had a couple of these type cars, 65 goat and a 63 lemans, Arnie's first funny car. I sooo wish I had them both back.
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It's a suit. He's ready to go to the Kingdom Hall after breakfast.
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I have a friend who goes for breakfast Sunday morning in his suit, before the meeting.... God bless him. I'm a Levis and Hot Rod tee shirt Hot August Nights kind of guy.

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I had a couple of these type cars, 65 goat and a 63 lemans, Arnie's first funny car. I sooo wish I had them both back.
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HAHA. I can see it now. You in your Levi's and hot rod shirt, your friend in his suit, as your GTO lays rubber on the way to the Sunday service. LOL.
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Hey DGN -

I always spend time with the JW's that knock on my door - and I always treat them with courtesy and respect, but they (respectfully stated) are usually bailing within a couple of minutes because they can't support or defend their theological position! I've come to accept that I probably won't ever lead any first time knockers away from the watchtower on my doorstep but I do know with all of my heart that I have been able (by His Grace) to reach a couple of them with His Love and Word that it brings them to a point where I believe they will leave the watchtower sooner or later!
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You do have a specific question, right? Because I deal in specific answers.
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Hey DGN - will have to try to post my answer in a couple of replies because glp is not allowing lenghty answers
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It's a suit. He's ready to go to the Kingdom Hall after breakfast.
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I have a friend who goes for breakfast Sunday morning in his suit, before the meeting.... God bless him. I'm a Levis and Hot Rod tee shirt Hot August Nights kind of guy.

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I had a couple of these type cars, 65 goat and a 63 lemans, Arnie's first funny car. I sooo wish I had them both back.
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HAHA. I can see it now. You in your Levi's and hot rod shirt, your friend in his suit, as your GTO lays rubber on the way to the Sunday service. LOL.
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I can hear it coming on.... A question of ballance..... it"s what we seek...., it's what we need. Niners..... rock 'em?

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Hey DGN...can't get my answers posted to your thread...seems I'm being selectively blocked!

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A JW once fed me dinner when I was away from home and very tight on money (I was 18). I realize it's rare, and when they come to my house, I'm polite, give them something to drink, they leave their magazine and go away.

Not sure if it's the statue of Shiva by my door, the Buddha on the shelf, the whole shelf full of witchcraft/occult books or the rosary hanging from my thread rack that discourages them from trying to have a serious religious conversation.
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A JW once fed me dinner when I was away from home and very tight on money (I was 18). I realize it's rare, and when they come to my house, I'm polite, give them something to drink, they leave their magazine and go away.

Not sure if it's the statue of Shiva by my door, the Buddha on the shelf, the whole shelf full of witchcraft/occult books or the rosary hanging from my thread rack that discourages them from trying to have a serious religious conversation.
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..... yeah.... hard to tell...
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I have a friend who goes for breakfast Sunday morning in his suit, before the meeting.... God bless him. I'm a Levis and Hot Rod tee shirt Hot August Nights kind of guy.

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I had a couple of these type cars, 65 goat and a 63 lemans, Arnie's first funny car. I sooo wish I had them both back.
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HAHA. I can see it now. You in your Levi's and hot rod shirt, your friend in his suit, as your GTO lays rubber on the way to the Sunday service. LOL.
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I can hear it coming on.... A question of ballance..... it"s what we seek...., it's what we need. Niners..... rock 'em?
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Ahhhh, "question".
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I had a couple of these type cars, 65 goat and a 63 lemans, Arnie's first funny car. I sooo wish I had them both back.
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HAHA. I can see it now. You in your Levi's and hot rod shirt, your friend in his suit, as your GTO lays rubber on the way to the Sunday service. LOL.
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I can hear it coming on.... A question of ballance..... it"s what we seek...., it's what we need. Niners..... rock 'em?
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Ahhhh, "question".

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......Great... 'Chords'... i must say they really do search them out...
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HAHA. I can see it now. You in your Levi's and hot rod shirt, your friend in his suit, as your GTO lays rubber on the way to the Sunday service. LOL.
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I can hear it coming on.... A question of ballance..... it"s what we seek...., it's what we need. Niners..... rock 'em?
 Quoting: DGN


Ahhhh, "question".

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......Great... 'Chords'... i must say they really do search them out...
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tick...tick...tock..Niners?
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......Great... 'Chords'... i must say they really do search them out...
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Yeah, but you really wanted this one. If that's the wrong one, clue me in. Your mind is too far away to read. 8)

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But.. but.. I don't like pancakes cry2

I used to have a small group of them come by and offer little books every once in a while. I'm kind of glad they haven't come around in a while. They were nice and polite when they came to my door but they're difficult to get to leave.
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......Great... 'Chords'... i must say they really do search them out...
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Yeah, but you really wanted this one. If that's the wrong one, clue me in. Your mind is too far away to read. 8)


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Niners..... SEARCH......CHORD... duh
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But.. but.. I don't like pancakes cry2

I used to have a small group of them come by and offer little books every once in a while. I'm kind of glad they haven't come around in a while. They were nice and polite when they came to my door but they're difficult to get to leave.
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No problem, just thank us for the magazines and we'll blast off like Han Solo out of Los Isleis....like we don't know your just gonna trash 'em anyway?

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Niners..... SEARCH......CHORD... duh
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Uh oh. Now you went and did it. You duhhed me. It's late. That wasn't even close to a clue. The Chord is lost. So, I'll leave you with the Lost Chord. HAHAHAHA. Nite.

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blueberry pancakes with a Bible study? that might make it more tempting, maybe if I was starving. I would eat, then run!
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blueberry pancakes with a Bible study? that might make it more tempting, maybe if I was starving. I would eat, then run!
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No no no..... let's not get greedy, just basic pancakes.
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Niners..... SEARCH......CHORD... duh
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Uh oh. Now you went and did it. You duhhed me. It's late. That wasn't even close to a clue. The Chord is lost. So, I'll leave you with the Lost Chord. HAHAHAHA. Nite.


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Pro post Niners
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......Great... 'Chords'... i must say they really do search them out...
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Yeah, but you really wanted this one. If that's the wrong one, clue me in. Your mind is too far away to read. 8)


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Niners..... SEARCH......CHORD... duh
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I wasn't thinking GTO's but now that you bring up such a fine subject...