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Ok how about this, suppose Jehovah's Witnesses offered you a free home bible study PLUS free Aunt Jemima pancakes. Would that be better?

 
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It's a suit. He's ready to go to the Kingdom Hall after breakfast.
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I have a friend who goes for breakfast Sunday morning in his suit, before the meeting.... God bless him. I'm a Levis and Hot Rod tee shirt Hot August Nights kind of guy.

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I had a couple of these type cars, 65 goat and a 63 lemans, Arnie's first funny car. I sooo wish I had them both back.
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HAHA. I can see it now. You in your Levi's and hot rod shirt, your friend in his suit, as your GTO lays rubber on the way to the Sunday service. LOL.
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Funny you should say that because that's really how I went to my first meeting, in a 65 GTO and tee shirt (and pony tail). I wasn't sure where the kingdom hall was but I saw a lady walking, whom I thought was needlessly formally dressed and asked her, "is there a Jehovah Witness happening around here?"
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Hmmmmm let's see.....hmmmmmm.....gee that's so tempting

sell my soul out to a cult and spend eternity in Hell for a couple pancakes.

No, come to think of it.........no thanks.sigh
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Holding out for waffles are ya?

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The big bad Jehovah's Witnesses?

Idiot.... all they are is BIBLE STUDENTS!

oooooowwww they are so dangerous!



5a


BTW they are a threat to all money making false Christians.
Their studies are free, no tithing either.
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The big bad Jehovah's Witnesses?

Idiot.... all they are is BIBLE STUDENTS!

oooooowwww they are so dangerous!



5a


BTW they are a threat to all money making false Christians.
Their studies are free, no tithing either.
 Quoting: Shelia Deville


not skeddy den? I t'ought dey might be like dis. [link to www.youtube.com]

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The big bad Jehovah's Witnesses?

Idiot.... all they are is BIBLE STUDENTS!

oooooowwww they are so dangerous!



5a


BTW they are a threat to all money making false Christians.
Their studies are free, no tithing either.
 Quoting: Shelia Deville


not skeddy den? I t'ought dey might be like dis. [link to www.youtube.com]


hiding
 Quoting: chauchat

Whoaa.... I wouldn't take no fee pancakes offa dat guy neever
uhoh
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Poa baby! I'm sowwy! Those wuffs dey had pwobby wasn't weal. Pwobby wike dis-

[link to www.youtube.com]

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I invite all Jehovah's Witness to come on down to the midnight meat train.

Bring Bye Bulls.
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If I have the free bible study including free pancakes, is there going to be a stinking test?
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If I have the free bible study including free pancakes, is there going to be a stinking test?
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Ok tell ya what, you bring Starbucks and we'll waive the test.applause
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Wow you guys have just clocked up DGN over 10 hours of field service time. For those that dont know a typical jw has to report their time preaching about their governing body who make money out of the new vulnsrable recruits to their publishing, real eatate company, fhe more hours they make the more they are recognised and the more they have hope in living forever wnile nonjws in thier eyes will get killed by their loving god...........CULT!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow you guys have just clocked up DGN over 10 hours of field service time. For those that dont know a typical jw has to report their time preaching about their governing body who make money out of the new vulnsrable recruits to their publishing, real eatate company, fhe more hours they make the more they are recognised and the more they have hope in living forever wnile nonjws in thier eyes will get killed by their loving god...........CULT!!!!!!!!!!
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The bolded. Is that like a french eatery? They have a french eatery and we're offered pancakes?
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Wow you guys have just clocked up DGN over 10 hours of field service time. For those that dont know a typical jw has to report their time preaching about their governing body who make money out of the new vulnsrable recruits to their publishing, real eatate company, fhe more hours they make the more they are recognised and the more they have hope in living forever wnile nonjws in thier eyes will get killed by their loving god...........CULT!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh oh, what do we do about this then, override it in accordance with your personal policy?
"And who is adequately qualified for these things? 17 [We are;] for we are not peddlers of the word of God as many men are, but as out of sincerity, yes, as sent from God, under God’s view, in company with Christ, we are speaking." 2Cor2:17
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Wow you guys have just clocked up DGN over 10 hours of field service time. For those that dont know a typical jw has to report their time preaching about their governing body who make money out of the new vulnsrable recruits to their publishing, real eatate company, fhe more hours they make the more they are recognised and the more they have hope in living forever wnile nonjws in thier eyes will get killed by their loving god...........CULT!!!!!!!!!!
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The bolded. Is that like a french eatery? They have a french eatery and we're offered pancakes?
 Quoting: Nine's


Wow you guys have just clocked up DGN over 10 hours of field service time. For those that dont know a typical jw has to report their time preaching about their governing body who make money out of the new vulnsrable recruits to their publishing, real eatate company, fhe more hours they make the more they are recognised and the more they have hope in living forever wnile nonjws in thier eyes will get killed by their loving god...........CULT!!!!!!!!!!
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The bolded. Is that like a french eatery? They have a french eatery and we're offered pancakes?
 Quoting: Nine's

Lol using tablet, no the most they offer is a bible study from their own intrpretation of their own inferpreted bible translated by unknown unqualifed men, the pancakes are commonly known kool aid or mk ultra lol
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Wow you guys have just clocked up DGN over 10 hours of field service time. For those that dont know a typical jw has to report their time preaching about their governing body who make money out of the new vulnsrable recruits to their publishing, real eatate company, fhe more hours they make the more they are recognised and the more they have hope in living forever wnile nonjws in thier eyes will get killed by their loving god...........CULT!!!!!!!!!!
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The bolded. Is that like a french eatery? They have a french eatery and we're offered pancakes?
 Quoting: Nine's


Wow you guys have just clocked up DGN over 10 hours of field service time. For those that dont know a typical jw has to report their time preaching about their governing body who make money out of the new vulnsrable recruits to their publishing, real eatate company, fhe more hours they make the more they are recognised and the more they have hope in living forever wnile nonjws in thier eyes will get killed by their loving god...........CULT!!!!!!!!!!
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The bolded. Is that like a french eatery? They have a french eatery and we're offered pancakes?
 Quoting: Nine's

Lol using tablet, no the most they offer is a bible study from their own intrpretation of their own inferpreted bible translated by unknown unqualifed men, the pancakes are commonly known kool aid or mk ultra lol
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Aha. Sly one pulling the ol' kool aid to pancakes trick. tablefood
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Wow you guys have just clocked up DGN over 10 hours of field service time. For those that dont know a typical jw has to report their time preaching about their governing body who make money out of the new vulnsrable recruits to their publishing, real eatate company, fhe more hours they make the more they are recognised and the more they have hope in living forever wnile nonjws in thier eyes will get killed by their loving god...........CULT!!!!!!!!!!
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The bolded. Is that like a french eatery? They have a french eatery and we're offered pancakes?
 Quoting: Nine's

Hey, beggars can't be choosers.
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Wow you guys have just clocked up DGN over 10 hours of field service time. For those that dont know a typical jw has to report their time preaching about their governing body who make money out of the new vulnsrable recruits to their publishing, real eatate company, fhe more hours they make the more they are recognised and the more they have hope in living forever wnile nonjws in thier eyes will get killed by their loving god...........CULT!!!!!!!!!!
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The bolded. Is that like a french eatery? They have a french eatery and we're offered pancakes?
 Quoting: Nine's

Hey, beggars can't be choosers.
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Only to the uneducated!!
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Wow you guys have just clocked up DGN over 10 hours of field service time. For those that dont know a typical jw has to report their time preaching about their governing body who make money out of the new vulnsrable recruits to their publishing, real eatate company, fhe more hours they make the more they are recognised and the more they have hope in living forever wnile nonjws in thier eyes will get killed by their loving god...........CULT!!!!!!!!!!
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The bolded. Is that like a french eatery? They have a french eatery and we're offered pancakes?
 Quoting: Nine's

Hey, beggars can't be choosers.
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It's not like going to church ya know, picking and choosen;

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Wow you guys have just clocked up DGN over 10 hours of field service time. For those that dont know a typical jw has to report their time preaching about their governing body who make money out of the new vulnsrable recruits to their publishing, real eatate company, fhe more hours they make the more they are recognised and the more they have hope in living forever wnile nonjws in thier eyes will get killed by their loving god...........CULT!!!!!!!!!!
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The bolded. Is that like a french eatery? They have a french eatery and we're offered pancakes?
 Quoting: Nine's

Hey, beggars can't be choosers.
 Quoting: DGN


It's not like going to church ya know, picking and choosen;

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Thats a little cognitive dissonant... sums up jw mentality
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Wow you guys have just clocked up DGN over 10 hours of field service time. For those that dont know a typical jw has to report their time preaching about their governing body who make money out of the new vulnsrable recruits to their publishing, real eatate company, fhe more hours they make the more they are recognised and the more they have hope in living forever wnile nonjws in thier eyes will get killed by their loving god...........CULT!!!!!!!!!!
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The bolded. Is that like a french eatery? They have a french eatery and we're offered pancakes?
 Quoting: Nine's

Hey, beggars can't be choosers.
 Quoting: DGN


Can too. Dis be Amerika. oridin
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The bolded. Is that like a french eatery? They have a french eatery and we're offered pancakes?
 Quoting: Nine's

Hey, beggars can't be choosers.
 Quoting: DGN


It's not like going to church ya know, picking and choosen;

 Quoting: DGN


Thats a little cognitive dissonant... sums up jw mentality
 Quoting: Tigerfeet


Translation. Not Christendom.
"Nevertheless, the hour is coming, and it is now, when the true worshipers will worship the Father with spirit and truth, for, indeed, the Father is looking for suchlike ones to worship him. 24 God is a Spirit, and those worshiping him must worship with spirit and truth.” 25 The woman said to him: “I know that Mes·si′ah is coming, who is called Christ. Whenever that one arrives, he will declare all things to us openly.” 26 Jesus said to her: “I who am speaking to you am he.” Jo4:23

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Wow you guys have just clocked up DGN over 10 hours of field service time. For those that dont know a typical jw has to report their time preaching about their governing body who make money out of the new vulnsrable recruits to their publishing, real eatate company, fhe more hours they make the more they are recognised and the more they have hope in living forever wnile nonjws in thier eyes will get killed by their loving god...........CULT!!!!!!!!!!
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could you be deluding yourself through a process of projection-
"Psychological projection or projection bias is a psychological defense mechanism where a person subconsciously denies his or her own attributes, thoughts, and emotions, which are then ascribed to the outside world, usually to other people. Thus, projection involves imagining or projecting the belief that others originate those feelings.[1]

Projection reduces anxiety by allowing the expression of the unwanted unconscious impulses or desires without letting the conscious mind recognize them."

The suspicion that others are doing things with no selfish motive may bring up for you a painful consciousness that you personally would never lift a finger without calculating whats in it for you. "That's only prudent", you tell yourself, "everybody's like that." You know you would never behave like the Jehovah's Witnesses without some pathetic need for "recognition", and being "forced" to report your time, for a guarantee of living forever, while God kills everyone who's ever made you feel small. As for the governing body, they just obviously yearn to be "talked up", so they can make money and build their real estate empires.
There! you've just successfully made a psychological switcheroo and now you're the very nice person, altruistic even, warning others of danger, and now it's the witnesses that are selfish weasels.
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Wow you guys have just clocked up DGN over 10 hours of field service time. For those that dont know a typical jw has to report their time preaching about their governing body who make money out of the new vulnsrable recruits to their publishing, real eatate company, fhe more hours they make the more they are recognised and the more they have hope in living forever wnile nonjws in thier eyes will get killed by their loving god...........CULT!!!!!!!!!!
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could you be deluding yourself through a process of projection-
"Psychological projection or projection bias is a psychological defense mechanism where a person subconsciously denies his or her own attributes, thoughts, and emotions, which are then ascribed to the outside world, usually to other people. Thus, projection involves imagining or projecting the belief that others originate those feelings.[1]

Projection reduces anxiety by allowing the expression of the unwanted unconscious impulses or desires without letting the conscious mind recognize them."

The suspicion that others are doing things with no selfish motive may bring up for you a painful consciousness that you personally would never lift a finger without calculating whats in it for you. "That's only prudent", you tell yourself, "everybody's like that." You know you would never behave like the Jehovah's Witnesses without some pathetic need for "recognition", and being "forced" to report your time, for a guarantee of living forever, while God kills everyone who's ever made you feel small. As for the governing body, they just obviously yearn to be "talked up", so they can make money and build their real estate empires.
There! you've just successfully made a psychological switcheroo and now you're the very nice person, altruistic even, warning others of danger, and now it's the witnesses that are selfish weasels.
 Quoting: chauchat

applause
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They don't offer the God of biblical revelation. That is the problem, so no amount of perks can make up for a eternity in hell.

Read John 1:1
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They don't offer the God of biblical revelation. That is the problem, so no amount of perks can make up for a eternity in hell.

Read John 1:1
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Do you mean they don't quote blasphemous eternal hell-fire threats from demonic 'gods'?
" I, even I, have said in my heart with regard to the sons of mankind that the [true] God is going to select them, that they may see that they themselves are beasts.  For there is an eventuality as respects the sons of mankind and an eventuality as respects the beast, and they have the same eventuality. As the one dies, so the other dies; and they all have but one spirit, so that there is no superiority of the man over the beast, for everything is vanity.  All are going to one place. They have all come to be from the dust, and they are all returning to the dust.  Who is there knowing the spirit of the sons of mankind, whether it is ascending upward; and the spirit of the beast, whether it is descending downward to the earth?  And I have seen that there is nothing better than that the man should rejoice in his works, for that is his portion; because who will bring him in to look on what is going to be after him?" Ecc3:18
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Wow you guys have just clocked up DGN over 10 hours of field service time. For those that dont know a typical jw has to report their time preaching about their governing body who make money out of the new vulnsrable recruits to their publishing, real eatate company, fhe more hours they make the more they are recognised and the more they have hope in living forever wnile nonjws in thier eyes will get killed by their loving god...........CULT!!!!!!!!!!
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"And who is adequately qualified for these things? 17 [We are;] for we are not peddlers of the word of God as many men are, but as out of sincerity, yes, as sent from God, under God’s view, in company with Christ, we are speaking." 2Cor2:16
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They don't offer the God of biblical revelation. That is the problem, so no amount of perks can make up for a eternity in hell.

Read John 1:1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17384646


Do you mean they don't quote blasphemous eternal hell-fire threats from demonic 'gods'?
" I, even I, have said in my heart with regard to the sons of mankind that the [true] God is going to select them, that they may see that they themselves are beasts.  For there is an eventuality as respects the sons of mankind and an eventuality as respects the beast, and they have the same eventuality. As the one dies, so the other dies; and they all have but one spirit, so that there is no superiority of the man over the beast, for everything is vanity.  All are going to one place. They have all come to be from the dust, and they are all returning to the dust.  Who is there knowing the spirit of the sons of mankind, whether it is ascending upward; and the spirit of the beast, whether it is descending downward to the earth?  And I have seen that there is nothing better than that the man should rejoice in his works, for that is his portion; because who will bring him in to look on what is going to be after him?" Ecc3:18
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....stupid Jws.....

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