Stop the triple agent double speak. Tell me what you need to tell me.

My hovercraft is full of beans.
Repeat: my hovercraft is full of beans.

So.....beans are the new renewable energy that will allow the world to take off it's oil shackles?

Pinto or refried?

You're a terrible brother, your father is a thief and a liar lording over a prisoner paradise, and the entire line of the Aesir is destined to be forever erased from all existence right alongside the Vanir.

Have a nice day.

I would be inclined to agree.

OP you are a simple folk, no greatness and should just die. That way ther is more air for the real humans with brains.

Produce mobilization has commenced. I repeat: Produce mobilization has commenced.

Comedic relief is of far greater value than general douchebaggery.

the eggs have hatched^^ repeat - the eggs have hatched^^^

My father is a thief and a liar lording over a prisoner paradise?

Well, I guess that the silver lining is that he is still alive, since I saw him die years ago.

I understand that Loki doesn't think I am a good brother, but please consider the source.

And the Aesir and Vanir gone forever from all things?
What are you 12 and angry at your parents?

Yes, sir.
I am the simplest of folk.
No greatness what so ever.
(If you take away the fact I've mastered all 7 of the arts)

I should just die?

You don't read Harry Potter, do you?

Careful with curses, little girl,
sometimes they rebound back on you.

Awesome.

I love animals.

We agree 100%.

BUT! general douchebaggery is SOOOOOOOO much easier.
and you know how the people
like it easy now-a-days.

You are the real deal.

I am walking around with
a bowl of cherry tomatoes
with salt and garlic salt.

Very good!

THAT is funny as fuck!

The vulture will land at 2:45am. The key is the diamond. Please keep off the grass.

So Boba Fett's ship is going to land this time? And he is going to want to play baseball but i gotta stay on the pitcher's mound. Got it! THANK YOU SIR!

sounds good

I made it into a song

You must listen to it all in one session to "get it" though

[link to www.youtube.com]

pay attention and

..........welcome........

If an agent from country A went to work as an agent in country B, thus making them an agent and a double agent so to speak; and then they took me from country C in which they were working undercover for country B as a radical in cooperation with country C, they brought me back to country B, put me into a double agent brain washing training program run by their country B agency, all of the while sabotaging that and giving me suggestions and training from country A while cooperating with country D to send me on a double agent mission to country D all with the plans of my fulfilling the original agent's exit plan by granting them access to country E....
what in fucking hell would that make me?
What in fucking hell would that make them?
What the fuck kind of world is this?
Can I go back, start over, kick them in the shins and run like fucking hell?

Oh, and I always wanted to tell you that your trousers are the wrong length. Get a tailor or a needle and thread.

In evening when the sun is setting fast, I'll watch for you from high above. The time for your return is long since past, but mine is ever faithful love.