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Got fruit fly problems? I have got a great way to kill them!

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/12/2012 02:23 AM
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Re: Got fruit fly problems? I have got a great way to kill them!
i hear the house in indianapolis that blew up was the result of using nitro to get rid of fruit flies... probably dont want to try that method, op
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11/12/2012 02:25 AM
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Re: Got fruit fly problems? I have got a great way to kill them!
Yeah flies and gnats love bananas. I don't smash them though. I prefer to put a tiny bit of gasoline in the bag and then set them on fire outside inside a glass jar.

Fly paper near sinks and windows also works well. It's real cheap to buy at your local walmart.
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11/12/2012 02:31 AM
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Re: Got fruit fly problems? I have got a great way to kill them!
Yeah flies and gnats love bananas. I don't smash them though. I prefer to put a tiny bit of gasoline in the bag and then set them on fire outside inside a glass jar.

Fly paper near sinks and windows also works well. It's real cheap to buy at your local walmart.
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Why stop there, lets dissect them with a tiny knife. We'll stick there heads on little toothpicks around the kitchen as a warning.
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11/12/2012 05:58 AM
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Re: Got fruit fly problems? I have got a great way to kill them!
Leaving a half a glass of really expensive scotch unattended for a moment seems to work pretty well.
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they went crazy swarming my glass of mango wine i got from belize, 1 second and they were in it
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11/12/2012 06:01 AM
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Re: Got fruit fly problems? I have got a great way to kill them!
Aahahahaha this OP cracked me up so much! You're a badass!
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lol. good. this badass is a woman. bad to the bone, glad i got someone to laugh
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11/12/2012 06:01 AM
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Re: Got fruit fly problems? I have got a great way to kill them!
Yeah flies and gnats love bananas. I don't smash them though. I prefer to put a tiny bit of gasoline in the bag and then set them on fire outside inside a glass jar.

Fly paper near sinks and windows also works well. It's real cheap to buy at your local walmart.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27446380


Why stop there, lets dissect them with a tiny knife. We'll stick there heads on little toothpicks around the kitchen as a warning.
 Quoting: 0nlyM3&U


this response cracked me up!
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11/12/2012 06:06 AM
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Re: Got fruit fly problems? I have got a great way to kill them!
You can eradicate them, but it involves microwaves. Actually, I better not say how it is done as there is huge money/contracts involved in these eradication programs.

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