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Advice for guys: Pre-Marriage.

 
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Advice for guys: Pre-Marriage.
Marriage is great if you find the right woman. But I would advise young guys to never marry before they are 38-40, at the earliest.

And marry a woman who is 6-10 years younger than you are.

One who can cook, keep a home decent, and has good maternal qualities.

NEVER marry "the hot chick".

NEVER marry a woman who yaps on and on about "her CAREER".

NEVER marry a woman who talks about her "degrees".

NEVER marry a woman whose apartment is a mess. It's a sign of mental illness/instability.

NEVER marry a woman who doesn't like animals/children.

ALWAYS determine if she has Daddy issues. If she does, ABORT the relationship. She will take it out on YOU.

You can add on to the list, the list is never complete.


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Its a good idea to check her credit rating too.

Shopping addictions will dig a deep hole.
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I cant find a good chick its not fair im 41 and suck at relationships they piss me off how does anyone find time to woo a girl theres just no time, it takes too long the courting process sux and the dating process bites rant over
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Its a good idea to check her credit rating too.

Shopping addictions will dig a deep hole.
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That's a great addition. Thanks. Sorry I forgot it.

Insure she isn't deep in credit card debt.
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I cant find a good chick its not fair im 41 and suck at relationships they piss me off how does anyone find time to woo a girl theres just no time, it takes too long the courting process sux and the dating process bites rant over
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There's a world of women out there. Dont limit yourself.
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Re: Advice for guys: Pre-Marriage.
Marriage is great if you find the right woman. But I would advise young guys to never marry before they are 38-40, at the earliest.

And marry a woman who is 6-10 years younger than you are.

One who can cook, keep a home decent, and has good maternal qualities.

NEVER marry "the hot chick".

NEVER marry a woman who yaps on and on about "her CAREER".

NEVER marry a woman who talks about her "degrees".

NEVER marry a woman whose apartment is a mess. It's a sign of mental illness/instability.

NEVER marry a woman who doesn't like animals/children.

ALWAYS determine if she has Daddy issues. If she does, ABORT the relationship. She will take it out on YOU.

You can add on to the list, the list is never complete.


hf
 Quoting: Female expert. 27575600


Your dick will ABORT this advice at the speed of light, given the right OPPORTUNITY, lol
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Re: Advice for guys: Pre-Marriage.
Marriage is great if you find the right woman. But I would advise young guys to never marry before they are 38-40, at the earliest.

And marry a woman who is 6-10 years younger than you are.

One who can cook, keep a home decent, and has good maternal qualities.

NEVER marry "the hot chick".

NEVER marry a woman who yaps on and on about "her CAREER".

NEVER marry a woman who talks about her "degrees".

NEVER marry a woman whose apartment is a mess. It's a sign of mental illness/instability.

NEVER marry a woman who doesn't like animals/children.

ALWAYS determine if she has Daddy issues. If she does, ABORT the relationship. She will take it out on YOU.

You can add on to the list, the list is never complete.


hf
 Quoting: Female expert. 27575600


Your dick will ABORT this advice at the speed of light, given the right OPPORTUNITY, lol
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I followed it and am happy.
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If she went away to college, speak to some guys who were at the same college at the time.

Some women go all wild at college, and have been sexed by half the school or town.

If she fits into this category, time to move on.
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DO NOT EVER GET MARRIED, PERIOD. ESPECIALLY NOT TO A WESTERN WOMAN.

But if you REALLY want to get married, go find a nice Asian woman and DO NOT MARRY IN AMERICA, as America has the most anti-male divorce laws on earth.

If you live in America, DO NOT EVER MARRY ANY WOMAN!!!!!
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11/12/2012 03:18 AM
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Don't marry a women with STD's or AIDS

Don't marry a fat chick she will get fatter.

Don't marry a chick whose Mom is fat, that's your future wife.

Don't marry a chick who isn't into sex and naturally horny for it every other day. you will cheat on her.

Don't marry a chick you have to beg for sex.

Don't marry a chick with a lot of friends.
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Don't marry a women with STD's or AIDS

Don't marry a fat chick she will get fatter.

Don't marry a chick whose Mom is fat, that's your future wife.

Don't marry a chick who isn't into sex and naturally horny for it every other day. you will cheat on her.

Don't marry a chick you have to beg for sex.

Don't marry a chick with a lot of friends.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26102818


Good advice. But I'l add, never beg for sex. If she won't give it up, move on.
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11/12/2012 03:22 AM
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Must be really hard for you guys now-a-days. Love/sex is changing and making it difficult for people in modern times.
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DO NOT EVER GET MARRIED, PERIOD. ESPECIALLY NOT TO A WESTERN WOMAN.

But if you REALLY want to get married, go find a nice Asian woman and DO NOT MARRY IN AMERICA, as America has the most anti-male divorce laws on earth.

If you live in America, DO NOT EVER MARRY ANY WOMAN!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27577899


Not all western women. I would avoid US, UK, Canada, Ireland, for starters.

Can't speak about Australia or NZ, as I have no experience with them.

Still many good European women.
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Must be really hard for you guys now-a-days. Love/sex is changing and making it difficult for people in modern times.
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Love never changes.
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Re: Advice for guys: Pre-Marriage.
Marriage is great if you find the right woman. But I would advise young guys to never marry before they are 38-40, at the earliest.

And marry a woman who is 6-10 years younger than you are.

One who can cook, keep a home decent, and has good maternal qualities.

NEVER marry "the hot chick".

NEVER marry a woman who yaps on and on about "her CAREER".

NEVER marry a woman who talks about her "degrees".

NEVER marry a woman whose apartment is a mess. It's a sign of mental illness/instability.

NEVER marry a woman who doesn't like animals/children.

ALWAYS determine if she has Daddy issues. If she does, ABORT the relationship. She will take it out on YOU.

You can add on to the list, the list is never complete.


hf
 Quoting: Female expert. 27575600


Your dick will ABORT this advice at the speed of light, given the right OPPORTUNITY, lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2871355


I followed it and am happy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27575600


Marriage is great if you find the right woman. But I would advise young guys to never marry before they are 38-40, at the earliest.

And marry a woman who is 6-10 years younger than you are.

One who can cook, keep a home decent, and has good maternal qualities.

NEVER marry "the hot chick".

NEVER marry a woman who yaps on and on about "her CAREER".

NEVER marry a woman who talks about her "degrees".

NEVER marry a woman whose apartment is a mess. It's a sign of mental illness/instability.

NEVER marry a woman who doesn't like animals/children.

ALWAYS determine if she has Daddy issues. If she does, ABORT the relationship. She will take it out on YOU.

You can add on to the list, the list is never complete.


hf
 Quoting: Female expert. 27575600


Your dick will ABORT this advice at the speed of light, given the right OPPORTUNITY, lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2871355


I followed it and am happy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27575600


You are right now. Maybe you don't think with your dick...
I'm skeptical, though. Most likely your dick hasn't found a better opportunity yet. Don't worry, there's time...
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Re: Advice for guys: Pre-Marriage.
Marriage is great if you find the right woman. But I would advise young guys to never marry before they are 38-40, at the earliest.

And marry a woman who is 6-10 years younger than you are.

One who can cook, keep a home decent, and has good maternal qualities.

NEVER marry "the hot chick".

NEVER marry a woman who yaps on and on about "her CAREER".

NEVER marry a woman who talks about her "degrees".

NEVER marry a woman whose apartment is a mess. It's a sign of mental illness/instability.

NEVER marry a woman who doesn't like animals/children.

ALWAYS determine if she has Daddy issues. If she does, ABORT the relationship. She will take it out on YOU.

You can add on to the list, the list is never complete.


hf
 Quoting: Female expert. 27575600


Your dick will ABORT this advice at the speed of light, given the right OPPORTUNITY, lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2871355


I followed it and am happy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27575600


Marriage is great if you find the right woman. But I would advise young guys to never marry before they are 38-40, at the earliest.

And marry a woman who is 6-10 years younger than you are.

One who can cook, keep a home decent, and has good maternal qualities.

NEVER marry "the hot chick".

NEVER marry a woman who yaps on and on about "her CAREER".

NEVER marry a woman who talks about her "degrees".

NEVER marry a woman whose apartment is a mess. It's a sign of mental illness/instability.

NEVER marry a woman who doesn't like animals/children.

ALWAYS determine if she has Daddy issues. If she does, ABORT the relationship. She will take it out on YOU.

You can add on to the list, the list is never complete.


hf
 Quoting: Female expert. 27575600


Your dick will ABORT this advice at the speed of light, given the right OPPORTUNITY, lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2871355


I followed it and am happy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27575600


You are right now. Maybe you don't think with your dick...
I'm skeptical, though. Most likely your dick hasn't found a better opportunity yet. Don't worry, there's time...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2871355


Happily married here. Wife, kids, family.

This was an advice thread.

I've already been there.
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11/12/2012 03:41 AM
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that list is a load of bull manure.

first rule on that list should be, never marry the UGLY chic.

due to the way the society treated them, they will most likely be angry and fuming all the friggin time. they are usually the loud and obnoxious ones.

marry a hot chic if you can. when i say hot, i don't mean pornstar hot, i mean hot like jessica alba hot.
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basically you can sum up OP's list as, "Don't marry a fat and ugly girl"
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It's like with the blacks. You see why our ancestors treated them like thy did because of how out of control they can get. And look at us now. USA is fucked because of blacks. Segregation makes perfect sense now.

I imagine it's the same with women. Women's lib has made women miserable. They are told to get educated and be independent and then more times or not they get what they wanted. They get it all. Kids and career and no husband and become zombies. Unless x-husband is loaded the women is screwed time wise.

Most women once they have their first kid... last thing they want to do is leave the kid and go to work.

Our ancestors and the "old fashion" ways made sense. These poor women now have to keep up their looks, do god knows what to stay healthy and alter their faces and bodies to extremes b/c they have to keep the sex appeal up till they are wrinkled and white haired.

I feel sorry for women today. I feel sorry for everyone that deals with blacks day to day.

All stereotypes exist for a reason.
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that list is a load of bull manure.

first rule on that list should be, never marry the UGLY chic.

due to the way the society treated them, they will most likely be angry and fuming all the friggin time. they are usually the loud and obnoxious ones.

marry a hot chic if you can. when i say hot, i don't mean pornstar hot, i mean hot like jessica alba hot.
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I would say that's not godd advice.
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It's like with the blacks. You see why our ancestors treated them like thy did because of how out of control they can get. And look at us now. USA is fucked because of blacks. Segregation makes perfect sense now.

I imagine it's the same with women. Women's lib has made women miserable. They are told to get educated and be independent and then more times or not they get what they wanted. They get it all. Kids and career and no husband and become zombies. Unless x-husband is loaded the women is screwed time wise.

Most women once they have their first kid... last thing they want to do is leave the kid and go to work.

Our ancestors and the "old fashion" ways made sense. These poor women now have to keep up their looks, do god knows what to stay healthy and alter their faces and bodies to extremes b/c they have to keep the sex appeal up till they are wrinkled and white haired.

I feel sorry for women today. I feel sorry for everyone that deals with blacks day to day.

All stereotypes exist for a reason.
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That is a pretty good rant.
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Damnfuckshit good list.
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I would recommend that you have her checked out by a P.I.
Do a background check, (ie. credit check, profile check, criminal record check, etc.)
It's better to know who you're contracting with!
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I would recommend that you have her checked out by a P.I.
Do a background check, (ie. credit check, profile check, criminal record check, etc.)
It's better to know who you're contracting with!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27541210


Yes.

I knew a guy who was a few weeks away from marriage, and he had a check done on her. She was like $75,000 in credit card debt.

(She neglected to tell him this)

He called off the wedding.
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Yeah but don't all German women get fat?
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Yeah but don't all German women get fat?
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German women are quite svelte compared to their American counterparts.

The women use bicycles, exercise, eat food not poisoned by additives, non-GMO.

Most European women are a lot slimmer than US women.
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I agree about the age. Most marriages would work much better if the husband and wife were well over 30. At that stage most men can already think with a brain instead of a dick, and women are more mature (as opposed to the 20-something princesses) tolerating male quirks better. Both careers have been established and the financial situation is more stable, too. Both know how to cook and deal with the household chores, so it's easy to share the daily tasks.
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DO NOT EVER GET MARRIED, PERIOD. ESPECIALLY NOT TO A WESTERN WOMAN.

But if you REALLY want to get married, go find a nice Asian woman and DO NOT MARRY IN AMERICA, as America has the most anti-male divorce laws on earth.

If you live in America, DO NOT EVER MARRY ANY WOMAN!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27577899




SO TRUE..... In America the man doesn't realize what he can't get out of. In a divorce the woman gets half automatically...the fight will be for the half that's left and she will get half of that. The guy will live in a cardboard box. She'll move on to another man with her ill-gotten gains and use them on him to gain more.

I would make an exception for a rich one.. 5a
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Op you are a typical sexist male pig. ppig
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Marriage is great if you find the right woman. But I would advise young guys to never marry before they are 38-40, at the earliest.

And marry a woman who is 6-10 years younger than you are.

One who can cook, keep a home decent, and has good maternal qualities.

NEVER marry "the hot chick".

NEVER marry a woman who yaps on and on about "her CAREER".

NEVER marry a woman who talks about her "degrees".

NEVER marry a woman whose apartment is a mess. It's a sign of mental illness/instability.

NEVER marry a woman who doesn't like animals/children.

ALWAYS determine if she has Daddy issues. If she does, ABORT the relationship. She will take it out on YOU.

You can add on to the list, the list is never complete.


hf
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Your dick will ABORT this advice at the speed of light, given the right OPPORTUNITY, lol
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ER WHY? jUST bECAUSE HIS DICK LIKES IT DOESN'T MEAN HE MARRIES IT.

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