Voice of Elmo Denies Sex With Underage Boy, Takes Leave of Absence from Sesame Street!

Let me explain...

Puritan morality and shame indoctrination run deep within the U.S.

We have set strict standards of conduct for sexuality: when you may have sex, with whom, what you may or may not do.

Otherwise, "society" would be "offended."

We are good slaves here who enjoy the masochistic attentions of our schools, employers, government, IRS and police agencies.

In a classic example of Stockholm syndrome we even defend our masters in patriotic language and insist that, although not perfect, it's "the best freakin' country in the world..."

Few recognize that this honor was lost long ago as the population slept - seeking safety over freedom and comfort over independence.

And, frankly, I think we are deeply enjoying being "protected" and controlled by our masters.

Hit me again, master, harder please!

What kind of adult talks in a strange voice with his hand up a puppet's asshole? They're all perverted queers.

sesame street is full of fat ass never shut up liberals and sexual predators - sick - oh yeah they make about 9 billion dollars too and never stop bitching - sickos

Serious question: what are the homosexual influences in Sesame Street and other pervasive media, that appear to be straight, and how can I protect my children from them as much as possible?

16 is 'legal' in many US states.

Let me explain...

Puritan morality and shame indoctrination run deep within the U.S.

Hit me again, master, harder please!