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Penis size does matter!

 
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Penis size does matter!
Given this forums strange penis obsession, I thought you may like to read this

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

If you are a man who has been cursed with a less than generous handout in the pants department you might want to look away now.
New research by the Journal of Sexual Medicine has shown that contrary to popular (wishful?) thinking penis size does matter when it comes to pleasing a woman in bed.


SHOCK!!!
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cocks, eh?
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New research by the Journal of Sexual Medicine has shown that contrary to popular (wishful?) thinking penis size does matter when it comes to pleasing a woman in bed.


SHOCK!!!
 Quoting: Ladydoom


Even newer research suggests that a black MasterCard can increase a woman's orgasms threefold.

It also grows the penis by 3 inches.
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sex is ugly boring hippy shit
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OP is a size queen. while her hubby cuckolds she takes on mukltiple BBC's
SLAM THAT CLAM
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sex is ugly boring hippy shit
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Now Sidney....
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Did they control for 'wallet size?'
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what if you have a vag like op, grand canyon.
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OP is a size queen. while her hubby cuckolds she takes on mukltiple BBC's
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rofl
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Most girls think that actual inches are a lot smaller than they are. Just sayin
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How big is big OP?
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You'll get what you're given.
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what if you have a vag like op, grand canyon.
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Sort of like throwing a tennis ball down a long hallway? LOL... I am joking
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Well if your gaped like a hallway i guess it does o.o
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what if you have a vag like op, grand canyon.
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Sort of like throwing a tennis ball down a long hallway? LOL... I am joking
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Did they control for 'wallet size?'
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HAHA! You could be hung like John Holmes...but if you drive a mold green colored gremlin...ain't nobody getting none!
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Did they control for 'wallet size?'
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HAHA! You could be hung like John Holmes...but if you drive a mold green colored gremlin...ain't nobody getting none!
 Quoting: Chip


I got's game...don't even need to hold none...them gals shop for me....yeayyyyyy boyyyyyyy
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I've often wondered why some of my little friends liked Asian women.

Ok, that's a myth. Maybe? Not like I saw their thimbles or anything. How's those Bears damnit!?
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Let's see what Megan thinks about this... charlie

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Re: Penis size does matter!
Given this forums strange penis obsession, I thought you may like to read this

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

If you are a man who has been cursed with a less than generous handout in the pants department you might want to look away now.
New research by the Journal of Sexual Medicine has shown that contrary to popular (wishful?) thinking penis size does matter when it comes to pleasing a woman in bed.


SHOCK!!!
 Quoting: Ladydoom


I can't resist responding here...

This information was not based on a valid scientific inquiry of course. It was in fact another sloppy attempt to demean men.

A long-standing fact related to this subject is that it is the degree of female muscle-tone that has the greatest influence upon Vaginal Stimulation...

If you think about it, it's common sense.

So Ladies, you get out what YOU put in to it. Not the other way around.
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I've often wondered why some of my little friends liked Asian women.

Ok, that's a myth. Maybe? Not like I saw their thimbles or anything. How's those Bears damnit!?
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Small hands big cock syndrome.
We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.
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I think a bigger problem is stinky vagina syndrome.
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Re: Penis size does matter!
Yes

size does matter

both vaginal and penis

and to be ho est if we didnt have sex until marriage it would not matter and thats a fucking fact

if you are a woman and your shit is stretched out and as big as the chrysler building them even king fucking lpng could not satissfy your hoe ass

men
stick with the third world nice girls
there are sany good loving and honorable women in the world when it comes to relationships

western women have been lobodomized by the media and porn industry
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I've often wondered why some of my little friends liked Asian women.

Ok, that's a myth. Maybe? Not like I saw their thimbles or anything. How's those Bears damnit!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19490298


Small hands big cock syndrome.
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Foiled again! I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky kids!
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Yes

size does matter

both vaginal and penis

and to be ho est if we didnt have sex until marriage it would not matter and thats a fucking fact

if you are a woman and your shit is stretched out and as big as the chrysler building them even king fucking lpng could not satissfy your hoe ass

men
stick with the third world nice girls
there are sany good loving and honorable women in the world when it comes to relationships

western women have been lobodomized by the media and porn industry
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24520447


I been with lots of hoes. It's not like that. Some gals are just loose. Some of the biggest hoes can use their muscles and squeeze your little thing dry....
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I think a bigger problem is stinky vagina syndrome.
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ghey
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Re: Penis size does matter!
New research by the Journal of Sexual Medicine has shown that contrary to popular (wishful?) thinking penis size does matter when it comes to pleasing a woman in bed.


SHOCK!!!
 Quoting: Ladydoom


Even newer research suggests that a black MasterCard can increase a woman's orgasms threefold.

It also grows the penis by 3 inches.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27584447


Brilliant!
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Me and my Gf mostly 69 and rarely penetrate and after the years the holes become tighter
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Me and my Gf mostly 69 and rarely penetrate and after the years the holes become tighter
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Cool...and what color was your shiott today...for my notes?!

Last Edited by Chip on 11/12/2012 05:20 PM
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

THE PLANET IS FINE! THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED ~George Carlin RIP

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