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Penis size does matter!

 
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I think a bigger problem is stinky vagina syndrome.
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ghey
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You stickin up for it?
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chuckle
Hilarious responses, thnx!
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Re: Penis size does matter!
nothing beats a big 10 inch.
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nothing beats a big 10 inch.
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WHOAAA!!

There's a girl that I would let down.
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I think a bigger problem is stinky vagina syndrome.
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ghey
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You stickin up for it?
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Dam i'm going have to fold my in half to make six inches




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I think a bigger problem is stinky vagina syndrome.
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ghey
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Ha! Know it by heart....

You stickin up for it?
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ghey
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Ha! Know it by heart....

You stickin up for it?
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Ha! Know it by heart....
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11/12/2012 05:26 PM
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nothing beats a big 10 inch.
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10 inches = 25.4 centimeters

That's the exact size of a kitchen roll...

[link to www.gerstaecker.de]
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11/12/2012 05:32 PM
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I thought women liked thickness, not length. Please set this straight. Really, a 10" sword is better that won't go in all the way is better a 5" thick wiener?
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11/12/2012 05:37 PM
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I thought women liked thickness, not length. Please set this straight. Really, a 10" sword is better that won't go in all the way is better a 5" thick wiener?
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Women don't know what they like.

Still, it's good to have a big peepee
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11/12/2012 05:51 PM
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Ha Ha...awesome.

The end of the world is coming and some bird picks up a bullshit article from the evilest news-source on the planet - the what's known Daily Hate. This is a newspaper that does more for paedophiles and misogyny than Jimmy Saville could ever hope to achieve in three lifetimes.

They have articles contradicting articles they publish every fucking day.

Tomorrow you will read that maybe size doesnt matter after all! Just like wine is good for you, nope sorry, maybe wine gives you cancer.

Ha Ha Ha Ha, I'm loving this.

Maybe size matters, maybe it doesn't - it's all subjective.

But please, for the love of God, get some proper sources and real life experience before you quote this bullshit.

pigchef This guy here does't even use his own - he uses Cubans.

peace
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I thought women liked thickness, not length. Please set this straight. Really, a 10" sword is better that won't go in all the way is better a 5" thick wiener?
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Trust me bottoming out isn't always good...most women don't like it. However...some absolutely love it!
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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

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I thought women liked thickness, not length. Please set this straight. Really, a 10" sword is better that won't go in all the way is better a 5" thick wiener?
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Trust me bottoming out isn't always good...most women don't like it. However...some absolutely love it!
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I guess Catherine the Great is a good example. LOL
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11/12/2012 05:58 PM
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*stretches Mr Wiggly while sitting on the loo*
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11/12/2012 05:58 PM
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Women don't know what they like.


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Amen.
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Thicker is better then length.

But boys, you need at least 6-7 inches.

After that it's all girth.

Less than that and you're a joke.
Sarah
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Thicker is better then length.

But boys, you need at least 6-7 inches.

After that it's all girth.

Less than that and you're a joke.
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11/12/2012 06:11 PM
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You lot haven’t got a clue, do you?

When I was 17 and with my first Girl she said

“You are not coming near me with that thing”..

Worst, she would tell all her friends about it in our group of friends.

Later in live if you got lucky once or twice.

It was like humping a doughnut, with some 60% still on the outside.

There are not that many girls with vaginas the size of a bus shelter.

King Pin porn is one thing, real live is something different.

And it’s not nice..
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lovecomm I just knew that this link would come in handy one day... [link to www.targetmap.com]
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11/12/2012 06:22 PM
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I don't care. I go for the fist!
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11/12/2012 06:23 PM
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Re: Penis size does matter!
Thicker is better then length.

But boys, you need at least 6-7 inches.

After that it's all girth.

Less than that and you're a joke.
 Quoting: Sarah Langley
I have a skinny long penis.verysad
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11/12/2012 06:24 PM
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Dam i'm going have to fold my in half to make six inches




gasp
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I'll be right there darling!!!
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Re: Penis size does matter!
Ha Ha...awesome.

The end of the world is coming and some bird picks up a bullshit article from the evilest news-source on the planet - the what's known Daily Hate. This is a newspaper that does more for paedophiles and misogyny than Jimmy Saville could ever hope to achieve in three lifetimes.

They have articles contradicting articles they publish every fucking day.

Tomorrow you will read that maybe size doesnt matter after all! Just like wine is good for you, nope sorry, maybe wine gives you cancer.

Ha Ha Ha Ha, I'm loving this.

Maybe size matters, maybe it doesn't - it's all subjective.

But please, for the love of God, get some proper sources and real life experience before you quote this bullshit.

pigchef This guy here does't even use his own - he uses Cubans.

peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9872711


I can tell you that in people's sexual fantasies size DOES matter.
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11/12/2012 06:26 PM
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Did they control for 'wallet size?'
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Hahahahahahaha
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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11/12/2012 06:27 PM
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Re: Penis size does matter!
Thicker is better then length.

But boys, you need at least 6-7 inches.

After that it's all girth.

Less than that and you're a joke.
 Quoting: Sarah Langley
I have a skinny long penis.verysad
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Rule #1: Never let a woman mess with your self-esteem.
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11/12/2012 06:32 PM
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Given this forums strange penis obsession, I thought you may like to read this

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

If you are a man who has been cursed with a less than generous handout in the pants department you might want to look away now.
New research by the Journal of Sexual Medicine has shown that contrary to popular (wishful?) thinking penis size does matter when it comes to pleasing a woman in bed.


SHOCK!!!
 Quoting: Ladydoom


That's just because people don't understand how to use sexual energy...it's all psychological. They think they need a big one because porn and pill industries have been doing ANYTHING to push the bigger is better.
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11/12/2012 06:34 PM
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Matters that much, might as well just shove your head in, wiggle your ears three times and puke.


Or simply just puke, when you see this poor size deprived girl anyway.


To each their own and may be true if you dropped a bunch of kids out for sure.
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Re: Penis size does matter!
Ha Ha...awesome.

The end of the world is coming and some bird picks up a bullshit article from the evilest news-source on the planet - the what's known Daily Hate. This is a newspaper that does more for paedophiles and misogyny than Jimmy Saville could ever hope to achieve in three lifetimes.

They have articles contradicting articles they publish every fucking day.

Tomorrow you will read that maybe size doesnt matter after all! Just like wine is good for you, nope sorry, maybe wine gives you cancer.

Ha Ha Ha Ha, I'm loving this.

Maybe size matters, maybe it doesn't - it's all subjective.

But please, for the love of God, get some proper sources and real life experience before you quote this bullshit.

pigchef This guy here does't even use his own - he uses Cubans.

peace
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I can tell you that in people's sexual fantasies size DOES matter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27576703


In fantasies perhaps..

I am 56 now and I never gone swimming on a beach without my Jeans on.

Why? With my swinging trunks on, kids would giggle.

Grown up’s would walk past your spot several times to have a good look.

I absolute hate going on flights, just in case they do a body search.

It just fucks your live up, it did with mine.

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