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Penis size does matter!

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/12/2012 07:57 PM
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Yes

size does matter

both vaginal and penis

and to be ho est if we didnt have sex until marriage it would not matter and thats a fucking fact

if you are a woman and your shit is stretched out and as big as the chrysler building them even king fucking lpng could not satissfy your hoe ass

men
stick with the third world nice girls
there are sany good loving and honorable women in the world when it comes to relationships

western women have been lobodomized by the media and porn industry
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My wife and I were both virgins when we were married. Does size matter? How should we know? We're the only partner the other has had.
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your wife knows buddy. she wasn't a virgin and you weren't the last either. dumbfuck. ffs

small cock=small brainpick

FFS
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look at all the small dick one stars.lol
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11/12/2012 08:00 PM
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I have a small dick and I am stoic about it, but then what other choice do I have? Look folks, you've been lied to, life in this world isn't fair and equal, you gotta make the best with what you got, and the rest, why stress about it anyway? There's not much you can do anyway.
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I have a small dick and I am stoic about it, but then what other choice do I have? Look folks, you've been lied to, life in this world isn't fair and equal, you gotta make the best with what you got, and the rest, why stress about it anyway? There's not much you can do anyway.
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You'll be fine Manu...just be sure and do the "fake chow"!!!
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11/12/2012 08:06 PM
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Don't we have more pressing issues facing us...locally, nationally, globally. Whats next, the age old debate over "what came first, the chicken or the egg". Or how about "If a tree falls in the woods and there's nobody around to hear it, does it make a noise?"
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I have a small dick and I am stoic about it, but then what other choice do I have? Look folks, you've been lied to, life in this world isn't fair and equal, you gotta make the best with what you got, and the rest, why stress about it anyway? There's not much you can do anyway.
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You'll be fine Manu...just be sure and do the "fake chow"!!!
 Quoting: Chip


LOL I didn't know what that was so I googled it and on the page I found the meaning there was this pic

[link to pagead2.googlesyndication.com]

I'd surely do a fake chow on her, she seems to have some nice meat to cook down there chuckle
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11/12/2012 08:13 PM
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i have to agree with the op, size can matter. I am lucky in that area and have a perfect match with my husband. Compared to my last partner, the difference is beyond amazing!!!
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11/12/2012 08:13 PM

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Don't we have more pressing issues facing us...locally, nationally, globally. Whats next, the age old debate over "what came first, the chicken or the egg". Or how about "If a tree falls in the woods and there's nobody around to hear it, does it make a noise?"
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YES!!
Thread: What came 1st the chicken or the egg?


Thread: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound? LOL
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11/12/2012 08:15 PM
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*sigh*


At least, during the "limpicks" you lot were obsessed with sport.

OP...ummm....yuck.
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11/12/2012 08:16 PM
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Girls having fun

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11/12/2012 08:18 PM
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To all the folks that one starred this thread... The mods now know you have a small stack of buttons for a package!!
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11/12/2012 08:29 PM
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OP is a size queen. while her hubby cuckolds she takes on mukltiple BBC's
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11/12/2012 08:39 PM
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Women have every right to tell it like it is. Back in the day though, during the brothels, men that were made fun of, killed the whores (they really were whores). That's a truth. Not a myth.

No wonder women have to be on the down low of what they really like or say. They would be killed for being honest back in the day.

You go sisters! Time for truth! Put the micro penis-tards into place. How powerless little dicked men are. Grow a wallet, cause that's all you got boy.
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11/12/2012 08:42 PM
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Women have every right to tell it like it is. Back in the day though, during the brothels, men that were made fun of, killed the whores (they really were whores). That's a truth. Not a myth.

No wonder women have to be on the down low of what they really like or say. They would be killed for being honest back in the day.

You go sisters! Time for truth! Put the micro penis-tards into place. How powerless little dicked men are. Grow a wallet, cause that's all you got boy.
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So in your world view people are merely their genitals or their wallets? that's the way you measure the value of someone? What if you had a small endowed man who dedicated his full life to helping the poor? Or to develop medicines that save lives? Or to make this world a better place in any way? And what if they weren't wealthy? Where would they fall in your scale of values?

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11/12/2012 08:48 PM
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As a white male I totally agree. I am blessed with a Giant 6 1/2" Penis. (According to the Bureau of Japanese Weights & Measures)
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11/12/2012 08:49 PM
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BIG OL' COCK
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Women have every right to tell it like it is. Back in the day though, during the brothels, men that were made fun of, killed the whores (they really were whores). That's a truth. Not a myth.

No wonder women have to be on the down low of what they really like or say. They would be killed for being honest back in the day.

You go sisters! Time for truth! Put the micro penis-tards into place. How powerless little dicked men are. Grow a wallet, cause that's all you got boy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19490298


So in your world view people are merely their genitals or their wallets? that's the way you measure the value of someone? What if you had a small endowed man who dedicated his full life to helping the poor? Or to develop medicines that save lives? Or to make this world a better place in any way? And what if they weren't wealthy? Where would they fall in your scale of values?
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Got me there. Yes, I do value love. Love is a great power that supercede's all the dumb things I said. Carry on, I agree with you. Just some have the love for money or sex. Just pointing that out. Pretty stupid looking...ain't it?
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11/12/2012 09:02 PM
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She said "Give me your big 12 inches and make it hurt!"
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11/12/2012 09:03 PM
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So I thrusted in 4 times and punched her in the nose!
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So I thrusted in 4 times and punched her in the nose!
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applause2
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11/12/2012 09:09 PM
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NO WONDER ALL MY EX GIRLFRIENDS LEFT ME!! GOD WHY THE FUCK YOU CURSED ME SO!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!!! D:

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11/12/2012 09:12 PM
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that's not true.

obama is the biggest dick i know and he just fucks everything up.
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11/12/2012 09:30 PM
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So I thrusted in 4 times and punched her in the nose!
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applause2
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Thank you folks
I'll be here all week.
And please be generous to your waiters...
it keeps them from spitting in your food.
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11/12/2012 09:52 PM
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Dam i'm going have to fold my in half to make six inches




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I'm sure you meant you would have to fuck her twice to get 6 inches.
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11/12/2012 09:55 PM

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Given this forums strange penis obsession, I thought you may like to read this

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

If you are a man who has been cursed with a less than generous handout in the pants department you might want to look away now.
New research by the Journal of Sexual Medicine has shown that contrary to popular (wishful?) thinking penis size does matter when it comes to pleasing a woman in bed.


SHOCK!!!
 Quoting: Ladydoom


Have you ever seen a uterus drop? Enjoy your peter fetish now. In 30 to 50 years, You'll be dragging around your evidence that you had 1. As for the gay boys, you'll have to wear diapers from your 50th Bday until the day you pass away. 20+ yrs working in the nursing home is my basis for evidence.
Character is what you are. Reputation is what others think you are.
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11/12/2012 09:56 PM
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Women have every right to tell it like it is. Back in the day though, during the brothels, men that were made fun of, killed the whores (they really were whores). That's a truth. Not a myth.

No wonder women have to be on the down low of what they really like or say. They would be killed for being honest back in the day.

You go sisters! Time for truth! Put the micro penis-tards into place. How powerless little dicked men are. Grow a wallet, cause that's all you got boy.
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You stupid cunt. Die already.
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11/12/2012 10:01 PM
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Women have every right to tell it like it is. Back in the day though, during the brothels, men that were made fun of, killed the whores (they really were whores). That's a truth. Not a myth.

No wonder women have to be on the down low of what they really like or say. They would be killed for being honest back in the day.

You go sisters! Time for truth! Put the micro penis-tards into place. How powerless little dicked men are. Grow a wallet, cause that's all you got boy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19490298


You stupid cunt. Die already.
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Yes, we Americans are aware of the Irish curse. Sucks to be part Asian, HUH?
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Women have every right to tell it like it is. Back in the day though, during the brothels, men that were made fun of, killed the whores (they really were whores). That's a truth. Not a myth.

No wonder women have to be on the down low of what they really like or say. They would be killed for being honest back in the day.

You go sisters! Time for truth! Put the micro penis-tards into place. How powerless little dicked men are. Grow a wallet, cause that's all you got boy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19490298


You stupid cunt. Die already.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27586891


Yes, we Americans are aware of the Irish curse. Sucks to be part Asian, HUH?
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What the fuck are you talking about tard? Part Asian? Herp. Take that bargepole out of your pussy, the bargeman needs it again.
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I don't give a flying fuck if penis size does matter

But i am sure tits size and ass size are very important.
Really, if a can cum and piss, i am ok with my penis.

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