Penis size does matter!

Do you change gay elderly diapers?

Black Irishman are part Asian. Black hair and blue eyes are a mixture of spanish and asian. Learn your own history moran.

You are obviously a dumb fuck who knows nothing of our history.

Asians have nothing to do with Irish people. Now, go fuck yourself.

Black Irishman are part Asian

errr.... lolwut ?

My penis pleases me...especially in my right hand (which can be big or large depending on my mood).

Just because I can shove my lubed hand and forearem into a bitch's hole doesn't mean she likes it...welllll, she might...but if I've got both hands in the vagina, it is to turn a breached colt and has nothing to do with size.

Personally, I prefer my hand to the naturally stretched hole...as the hole is all about popping out kids.

Even a virgin hole is large and the nano-second resistance of the hymen is like false advertising.

Face it...vagina's are capable of expanding to the size of an infant's head...ain't nobody's dick that big and if they are, then you have a shitty life.

valid point.

huh?

I bet she puts out for DVDA!

thats what she said

I quit giving a shit. My wife turned down a man with a bigger cock for me. Hurt like hell knowing this. She also told me that he didn't have to "work" as hard to make her climax. As if I "really" ever could. I asked for it though and it hit me like a tone of bricks. Lesson learned though.

Yes, bigger dicks make it easier for a girl to climax. So fucking what. I spent my whole life worrying about it. I just don't fucking care anymore. Especially about something I can never change.

The one thing I do know is that my wife loves me. She always has and she still makes love to my little prick ass because she does love me. That is why she married me. I am just so sick of it all.

Size matters...?

Big fucking deal. It used to bother me but not anymore. It is because of this kind of shit. For years, I lived in fear.

Fear of having a smaller penis. Better yet, fear of being a insuperior lover. But now that the cat is out of the bag, you have no power over me.

You can no longer use my dick size against me. Becuase I accept me for who I am. And if I am not good enough for you, then so be it.

There is no such thing as pussy power. And most assuredley, love will conquer all.

Take your fear mongering and shove it up your poweless ass.

This is bull crap! I have 7.8 inches, but my current wife's ex was 9, so I feel inferior, my previous wife had a boyfriend in high school who was a short fat punk with 10 inches.

The first wife experienced 10 inches but told me her best lover was a Colorado Snowboard instructor who was 6.

My current wife was dating Johny Horse cock with 9 inches, and cheated on him with an old fat dude 20 years older than her that could barely get it up and had 5 inches. She then left them both for a confident douchebag that had 4 inches but dumped her and she came running to me.

My last mistress was so tight I thought I might finally be the biggest. Nope! Her ex was 8 inches.

So where the hell are these small dick dudes? I need to go there so I can be an Alpha with a suppossed big package according to statistics which are all lies.

Everyone in this true story is white by the way.

My ma said if you ever screwed around with a man with a bigger penis to douche we ith cream of tartar a nd it would tighten you on up.

My current Mistress is only 5'3". I blast past her cervix by at least 2 inches. She literally screams OMG it is so deep, comes about 20 times before I even blast one. So yes it is true about physical pleasure via size which pisses me off more than anything in regards to my wives.

The bigger the dick, the bigger the dick!

It relatively matters. If you have a smallish penis there is always tongue and fingers to back you up. Remember that only first half of a vagina is sensitive so even a small penis is enough.

Or like a wizards sleeve!

Ahhhhhh!! fuck yes


Nice to have a big fucking cock that chicks will never stop begging for. seriously its like flipping the whole pussy game on them.

something a person with a small dick would say.

damn im a tool, but i couldn't resist

I guarantee that the guy who said size does not matter had a small dick!

old saying:

Size doesn't matter!!

It's the motion in the ocean!!


Reply:

Yeah, but its going to take you forever to cross the Atlantic in a row boat.

Ladydoom needs rogering.

Back 'er up slowly. beep beep beep

OK.. open the hoses and apply it to the tip of the massive dildo


Remember to moan as per the script... make sure the PA is functioning

OK... PLACES EVERYONE!

dude you have a serious other problem besides your small dick. I have no idea and nor do I care about any of my lovers sizes, the fuck is wrong with you???

this just adds to a small dick. just own it like it was meant to be and get over it you can't change it. lol

^^
This..

I am just saying these statistic are bullshit. I still have looks, health, and wealth, with a full head of very long hair and above IQ that makes up for only being 7.8'!

It's a proven scientific fact that a woman can be pleased by 3.5 inches, as long as it has the visa/mastercard logo

nothing than a good tonging can substitute ...

Tonge raspines does matter !

got fish juice ?

Certain races are 'endowed' with longer genitailia for two reasons;

1.for thousands of years they ran around in loincloths letting it dangle and jerking on it around the campfire with thier buddies

2.they had to grow it longer to get past the convoluted ass-fat of their female counterparts or they would now be extinct.

ass-fat?

Is this how you make yourself feel better Sir?