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Penis size does matter!

 
Manu-Koelbren

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11/12/2012 10:11 PM
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Given this forums strange penis obsession, I thought you may like to read this

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

If you are a man who has been cursed with a less than generous handout in the pants department you might want to look away now.
New research by the Journal of Sexual Medicine has shown that contrary to popular (wishful?) thinking penis size does matter when it comes to pleasing a woman in bed.


SHOCK!!!
 Quoting: Ladydoom


Have you ever seen a uterus drop? Enjoy your peter fetish now. In 30 to 50 years, You'll be dragging around your evidence that you had 1. As for the gay boys, you'll have to wear diapers from your 50th Bday until the day you pass away. 20+ yrs working in the nursing home is my basis for evidence.
 Quoting: GoldenRuled


Do you change gay elderly diapers? damned
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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11/12/2012 10:14 PM
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Women have every right to tell it like it is. Back in the day though, during the brothels, men that were made fun of, killed the whores (they really were whores). That's a truth. Not a myth.

No wonder women have to be on the down low of what they really like or say. They would be killed for being honest back in the day.

You go sisters! Time for truth! Put the micro penis-tards into place. How powerless little dicked men are. Grow a wallet, cause that's all you got boy.
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You stupid cunt. Die already.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27586891


Yes, we Americans are aware of the Irish curse. Sucks to be part Asian, HUH?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19490298


What the fuck are you talking about tard? Part Asian? Herp. Take that bargepole out of your pussy, the bargeman needs it again.
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Black Irishman are part Asian. Black hair and blue eyes are a mixture of spanish and asian. Learn your own history moran.
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11/12/2012 10:19 PM
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You stupid cunt. Die already.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27586891


Yes, we Americans are aware of the Irish curse. Sucks to be part Asian, HUH?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19490298


What the fuck are you talking about tard? Part Asian? Herp. Take that bargepole out of your pussy, the bargeman needs it again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27586891


Black Irishman are part Asian. Black hair and blue eyes are a mixture of spanish and asian. Learn your own history moran.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19490298


You are obviously a dumb fuck who knows nothing of our history.

Asians have nothing to do with Irish people. Now, go fuck yourself.
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11/12/2012 10:22 PM
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You stupid cunt. Die already.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27586891


Yes, we Americans are aware of the Irish curse. Sucks to be part Asian, HUH?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19490298


What the fuck are you talking about tard? Part Asian? Herp. Take that bargepole out of your pussy, the bargeman needs it again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27586891


Black Irishman are part Asian. Black hair and blue eyes are a mixture of spanish and asian. Learn your own history moran.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19490298


Black Irishman are part Asian

errr.... lolwut ?
Anonymous Coward
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11/12/2012 10:25 PM
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My penis pleases me...especially in my right hand (which can be big or large depending on my mood).

Just because I can shove my lubed hand and forearem into a bitch's hole doesn't mean she likes it...welllll, she might...but if I've got both hands in the vagina, it is to turn a breached colt and has nothing to do with size.

Personally, I prefer my hand to the naturally stretched hole...as the hole is all about popping out kids.

Even a virgin hole is large and the nano-second resistance of the hymen is like false advertising.

Face it...vagina's are capable of expanding to the size of an infant's head...ain't nobody's dick that big and if they are, then you have a shitty life.
DanG
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11/12/2012 10:27 PM
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Did they control for 'wallet size?'
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valid point.
Manu-Koelbren

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11/12/2012 10:30 PM
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My penis pleases me...especially in my right hand (which can be big or large depending on my mood).

Just because I can shove my lubed hand and forearem into a bitch's hole doesn't mean she likes it...welllll, she might...but if I've got both hands in the vagina, it is to turn a breached colt and has nothing to do with size.

Personally, I prefer my hand to the naturally stretched hole...as the hole is all about popping out kids.

Even a virgin hole is large and the nano-second resistance of the hymen is like false advertising.

Face it...vagina's are capable of expanding to the size of an infant's head...ain't nobody's dick that big and if they are, then you have a shitty life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23164212


cruiselaugh
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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11/13/2012 07:19 AM
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You stupid cunt. Die already.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27586891


Yes, we Americans are aware of the Irish curse. Sucks to be part Asian, HUH?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19490298


What the fuck are you talking about tard? Part Asian? Herp. Take that bargepole out of your pussy, the bargeman needs it again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27586891


Black Irishman are part Asian. Black hair and blue eyes are a mixture of spanish and asian. Learn your own history moran.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19490298


huh?
We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.
Anonymous Coward
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11/13/2012 07:21 AM
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OP is a size queen. while her hubby cuckolds she takes on mukltiple BBC's
 Quoting: EVIL_BEAN_KID


I bet she puts out for DVDA!

scream

damned
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2012 02:37 AM
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thats what she said
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11/20/2012 03:26 AM
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I quit giving a shit. My wife turned down a man with a bigger cock for me. Hurt like hell knowing this. She also told me that he didn't have to "work" as hard to make her climax. As if I "really" ever could. I asked for it though and it hit me like a tone of bricks. Lesson learned though.

Yes, bigger dicks make it easier for a girl to climax. So fucking what. I spent my whole life worrying about it. I just don't fucking care anymore. Especially about something I can never change.

The one thing I do know is that my wife loves me. She always has and she still makes love to my little prick ass because she does love me. That is why she married me. I am just so sick of it all.

Size matters...?

Big fucking deal. It used to bother me but not anymore. It is because of this kind of shit. For years, I lived in fear.

Fear of having a smaller penis. Better yet, fear of being a insuperior lover. But now that the cat is out of the bag, you have no power over me.

You can no longer use my dick size against me. Becuase I accept me for who I am. And if I am not good enough for you, then so be it.

There is no such thing as pussy power. And most assuredley, love will conquer all.

Take your fear mongering and shove it up your poweless ass.
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11/20/2012 04:41 AM
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This is bull crap! I have 7.8 inches, but my current wife's ex was 9, so I feel inferior, my previous wife had a boyfriend in high school who was a short fat punk with 10 inches.

The first wife experienced 10 inches but told me her best lover was a Colorado Snowboard instructor who was 6.

My current wife was dating Johny Horse cock with 9 inches, and cheated on him with an old fat dude 20 years older than her that could barely get it up and had 5 inches. She then left them both for a confident douchebag that had 4 inches but dumped her and she came running to me.

My last mistress was so tight I thought I might finally be the biggest. Nope! Her ex was 8 inches.

So where the hell are these small dick dudes? I need to go there so I can be an Alpha with a suppossed big package according to statistics which are all lies.

Everyone in this true story is white by the way.
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2012 04:48 AM
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My ma said if you ever screwed around with a man with a bigger penis to douche we ith cream of tartar a nd it would tighten you on up.
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11/20/2012 04:49 AM
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My current Mistress is only 5'3". I blast past her cervix by at least 2 inches. She literally screams OMG it is so deep, comes about 20 times before I even blast one. So yes it is true about physical pleasure via size which pisses me off more than anything in regards to my wives.
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11/20/2012 04:51 AM

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The bigger the dick, the bigger the dick!
Something is better than nothing, pay attention, it's still free. Lead by example.
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11/20/2012 04:52 AM
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It relatively matters. If you have a smallish penis there is always tongue and fingers to back you up. Remember that only first half of a vagina is sensitive so even a small penis is enough.
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11/20/2012 05:04 AM
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what if you have a vag like op, grand canyon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26413116


Sort of like throwing a tennis ball down a long hallway? LOL... I am joking
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Sausage in a jam jar.
 Quoting: Ladydoom

Or like a wizards sleeve!
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11/20/2012 05:06 AM

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Ahhhhhh!! fuck yes


Nice to have a big fucking cock that chicks will never stop begging for. seriously its like flipping the whole pussy game on them.
Stuff and goodies...
Fallen Foo Fighter

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It relatively matters. If you have a smallish penis there is always tongue and fingers to back you up. Remember that only first half of a vagina is sensitive so even a small penis is enough.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17865681


something a person with a small dick would say.

damn im a tool, but i couldn't resist
Stuff and goodies...
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2012 05:08 AM
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I guarantee that the guy who said size does not matter had a small dick!
Fallen Foo Fighter

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old saying:

Size doesn't matter!!

It's the motion in the ocean!!


Reply:

Yeah, but its going to take you forever to cross the Atlantic in a row boat.
Stuff and goodies...
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11/20/2012 05:09 AM
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Ladydoom needs rogering.

Back 'er up slowly. beep beep beep

OK.. open the hoses and apply it to the tip of the massive dildo


Remember to moan as per the script... make sure the PA is functioning

OK... PLACES EVERYONE!
Fallen Foo Fighter

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11/20/2012 05:11 AM

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150530



This is bull crap! I have 7.8 inches, but my current wife's ex was 9, so I feel inferior, my previous wife had a boyfriend in high school who was a short fat punk with 10 inches.

The first wife experienced 10 inches but told me her best lover was a Colorado Snowboard instructor who was 6.

My current wife was dating Johny Horse cock with 9 inches, and cheated on him with an old fat dude 20 years older than her that could barely get it up and had 5 inches. She then left them both for a confident douchebag that had 4 inches but dumped her and she came running to me.

My last mistress was so tight I thought I might finally be the biggest. Nope! Her ex was 8 inches.

So where the hell are these small dick dudes? I need to go there so I can be an Alpha with a suppossed big package according to statistics which are all lies.

Everyone in this true story is white by the way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288185


dude you have a serious other problem besides your small dick. I have no idea and nor do I care about any of my lovers sizes, the fuck is wrong with you???

this just adds to a small dick. just own it like it was meant to be and get over it you can't change it. lol
Stuff and goodies...
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11/20/2012 05:30 AM
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I have a small dick and I am stoic about it, but then what other choice do I have? Look folks, you've been lied to, life in this world isn't fair and equal, you gotta make the best with what you got, and the rest, why stress about it anyway? There's not much you can do anyway.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


^^
This..
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11/20/2012 05:32 AM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150530



This is bull crap! I have 7.8 inches, but my current wife's ex was 9, so I feel inferior, my previous wife had a boyfriend in high school who was a short fat punk with 10 inches.

The first wife experienced 10 inches but told me her best lover was a Colorado Snowboard instructor who was 6.

My current wife was dating Johny Horse cock with 9 inches, and cheated on him with an old fat dude 20 years older than her that could barely get it up and had 5 inches. She then left them both for a confident douchebag that had 4 inches but dumped her and she came running to me.

My last mistress was so tight I thought I might finally be the biggest. Nope! Her ex was 8 inches.

So where the hell are these small dick dudes? I need to go there so I can be an Alpha with a suppossed big package according to statistics which are all lies.

Everyone in this true story is white by the way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288185


dude you have a serious other problem besides your small dick. I have no idea and nor do I care about any of my lovers sizes, the fuck is wrong with you???

this just adds to a small dick. just own it like it was meant to be and get over it you can't change it. lol
 Quoting: Fallen Foo Fighter


I am just saying these statistic are bullshit. I still have looks, health, and wealth, with a full head of very long hair and above IQ that makes up for only being 7.8'!
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11/20/2012 06:27 AM
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It's a proven scientific fact that a woman can be pleased by 3.5 inches, as long as it has the visa/mastercard logo
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11/20/2012 06:36 AM
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Given this forums strange penis obsession, I thought you may like to read this

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

If you are a man who has been cursed with a less than generous handout in the pants department you might want to look away now.
New research by the Journal of Sexual Medicine has shown that contrary to popular (wishful?) thinking penis size does matter when it comes to pleasing a woman in bed.


SHOCK!!!
 Quoting: Ladydoom


taunter nothing than a good tonging can substitute ...

Tonge raspines does matter !

kitty got fish juice ? yak
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11/20/2012 06:39 AM
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Certain races are 'endowed' with longer genitailia for two reasons;

1.for thousands of years they ran around in loincloths letting it dangle and jerking on it around the campfire with thier buddies

2.they had to grow it longer to get past the convoluted ass-fat of their female counterparts or they would now be extinct.
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11/20/2012 06:43 AM
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My penis pleases me...especially in my right hand (which can be big or large depending on my mood).

Just because I can shove my lubed hand and forearem into a bitch's hole doesn't mean she likes it...welllll, she might...but if I've got both hands in the vagina, it is to turn a breached colt and has nothing to do with size.

Personally, I prefer my hand to the naturally stretched hole...as the hole is all about popping out kids.

Even a virgin hole is large and the nano-second resistance of the hymen is like false advertising.

Face it...vagina's are capable of expanding to the size of an infant's head...ain't nobody's dick that big and if they are, then you have a shitty life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23164212


:cruiselaugh:
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


lmao lmao
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Certain races are 'endowed' with longer genitailia for two reasons;

1.for thousands of years they ran around in loincloths letting it dangle and jerking on it around the campfire with thier buddies

2.they had to grow it longer to get past the convoluted ass-fat of their female counterparts or they would now be extinct.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1103915


ass-fat?

Is this how you make yourself feel better Sir? ohyeah whatever

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