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Penis size does matter!

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2012 06:55 AM
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Re: Penis size does matter!
Certain races are 'endowed' with longer genitailia for two reasons;

1.for thousands of years they ran around in loincloths letting it dangle and jerking on it around the campfire with thier buddies

2.they had to grow it longer to get past the convoluted ass-fat of their female counterparts or they would now be extinct.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1103915


ass-fat?

Is this how you make yourself feel better Sir? ohyeah whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27666306


Bigger asses than cattle my man. huge, nasty, sweaty, unwashed because they can't reach around themselves ,asses.

That's also why black men won't go down on a black woman - and coincidentally why black mean are so bent on getting with a white woman.
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11/20/2012 06:56 AM
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Re: Penis size does matter!
Only to a hippo.5a
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11/20/2012 07:10 AM
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Re: Penis size does matter!
Having a big dick changes the bedroom control struggle in your favor.

I consider it a blessing.
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11/20/2012 07:16 AM
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Re: Penis size does matter!
small dicks just need cock suction!

i had a smaller than avg cock

girls didn't mind cause i'm a naturally good f'er

i still wanted a bigger cock

took pills for a long time with no measurable results, but some did make the erection stronger

my last gf left me for some dude, and she said his cock is huge

a few months later they got married

eight months later they got divorced

she called me wanting to come back

of all things, she missed anal sex with me

she said she missed how deep i would go

i never her took her back

the whole time since she left, i been getting cock suction.

every girl i've had sex with since working on my cock, has

given me compliments on my cock

it used to be little, and made me shy and insecure

now after daily and/or weekly cock suction, i just laugh at all

the girls trying to sleep with me over and over again.

well, i am lucky to have good results with cock suction. it is

painful, but it does make a difference. now i don't feel like

i have to settle for the next girl i bang.

i am a generous person, but didn't want to disclose this info.

if you have a small dick, try some cock suction devices.

make the ladies scream! i do :P

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Don't Want No Small Dick
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11/20/2012 07:16 AM
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Re: Penis size does matter!
Who ever said "It is not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean" Had a small boat!



Given this forums strange penis obsession, I thought you may like to read this

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

If you are a man who has been cursed with a less than generous handout in the pants department you might want to look away now.
New research by the Journal of Sexual Medicine has shown that contrary to popular (wishful?) thinking penis size does matter when it comes to pleasing a woman in bed.


SHOCK!!!
 Quoting: Ladydoom
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11/20/2012 07:28 AM
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Well the Whores have spoke.
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11/20/2012 07:33 AM
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Re: Penis size does matter!
It relatively matters. If you have a smallish penis there is always tongue and fingers to back you up. Remember that only first half of a vagina is sensitive so even a small penis is enough.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17865681


something a person with a small dick would say.

damn im a tool, but i couldn't resist
 Quoting: Fallen Foo Fighter


something a person with a small brain would reply.
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11/20/2012 07:34 AM
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Re: Penis size does matter!
Did they control for 'wallet size?'
 Quoting: Wonkish


HAHA! You could be hung like John Holmes...but if you drive a mold green colored gremlin...ain't nobody getting none!
 Quoting: Chip


Mold green gremlin... BWWHWHAhahahahahhahhhaa..... spewing coffee.....


[link to www.bing.com]
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11/20/2012 07:35 AM
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Re: Penis size does matter!
Let's see what Megan thinks about this... charlie


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27584447


God, I'd love to ram an elephant tusk up that entitled wh*re's hole.

Ideally, women would be in no position to make demands as they bring nothing to the table but their c*nts. Men are more proficient at everything they do, the only thing that gives women power over us is our naturally insatiable sexual desire.

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