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If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?

 
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
Elect Bush as the president.
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
Chuck Norris elected as President.

First AND last move.

END of thread.

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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
and the 2nd? 3rd?

What will the overall, "government" system be like?

Surely someone has thought up something?
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federal forces mobilising. so, civilwar, in other words
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
The expulsion of all armed feds from Texas.
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
1] Establish official Chuck Norris day.
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
the states declare war on Texas. that'd be the first move, unfortunately.
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
1] Establish official Chuck Norris day.
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Chuck is from Oklahoma pard.
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11/12/2012 11:02 PM
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
Naval blockade of the ports of galveston and houston. Nothing in or out.
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
I'm from the heart of Eagle Ford Shale

FU, it's Gentiles WINNING!
Religion is no excuse for bigotry.
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
First move: US goes in and takes it back by force.
Second move: no more moves.
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Try, US goes in, loses big time, The 50 united States of Texas emerge, victorious.
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
the states declare war on Texas. that'd be the first move, unfortunately.
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And 20 other States declare War on the States attacking Texas.
Game over Texas and Allies Win!
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
Every fucking freeloading welfare piece of shit, get a job or move out of this state. Or you will starve. Come on Oklahoma your on the list too, make me proud.
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Jobs will boom for United States of Texas, hopefully taking care of most if not all of (needless) well fare.
Elect Bush as the president.
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bushfing
Chuck Norris elected as President.

First AND last move.

END of thread.

;-)
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I'd rather have Z-Ro 4 pres...


1] Establish official Chuck Norris day.
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1] Establish official Chuck Norris day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24537507


Chuck is from Oklahoma pard.
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the states declare war on Texas. that'd be the first move, unfortunately.
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That'd be fun. America:Empire = Texas:300
Naval blockade of the ports of galveston and houston. Nothing in or out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12790821

Not logical, right?
First move: US goes in and takes it back by force.
Second move: no more moves.
Idol1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26077784

Try, US goes in, loses big time, The 50 united States of Texas emerge, victorious.
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It'd be a good fight
the states declare war on Texas. that'd be the first move, unfortunately.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15242038

And 20 other States declare War on the States attacking Texas.
Game over Texas and Allies Win!
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20 states... UST military could handle 20 states
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11/12/2012 11:59 PM
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
Maybe we should just boot texas and admit Puerto Rico. That way we still have 50 stars....and a lot less retards. Can you imagine how many right wing douchebags would flock to texas? God, all we'd have to do is wait about 6 months for all the christard theocrats to move there and then just nuke the place.

The world would instantly be a more peaceful place...and sevral trillion pounds lighter, considering texas would quickly become the fattest nation on the planet as well as the most stupid.
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
Maybe we should just boot texas and admit Puerto Rico. That way we still have 50 stars....and a lot less retards. Can you imagine how many right wing douchebags would flock to texas? God, all we'd have to do is wait about 6 months for all the christard theocrats to move there and then just nuke the place.

The world would instantly be a more peaceful place...and sevral trillion pounds lighter, considering texas would quickly become the fattest nation on the planet as well as the most stupid.
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I madea point earlier that maybe we could adopt asian people's ways of education/ discipline.
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
Maybe we should just boot texas and admit Puerto Rico. That way we still have 50 stars....and a lot less retards. Can you imagine how many right wing douchebags would flock to texas? God, all we'd have to do is wait about 6 months for all the christard theocrats to move there and then just nuke the place.

The world would instantly be a more peaceful place...and sevral trillion pounds lighter, considering texas would quickly become the fattest nation on the planet as well as the most stupid.
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So Puerto Ricans are better than Texans?
Good luck with that.
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
Texans.... the worst race of humans on the planet

Last Edited by harmony88 on 11/13/2012 07:56 AM
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
Form a new Union with Louisiana....
BTW, the petition on the whitehouse dot gov page that all the political an a lists say is futile, is now approaching 27,000 signatures.., and 19 other states have joined the movement :-)
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
Texans.... the worst race of humans on the planet
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You have not been out of the US.
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
They will invade mexico,make it part of the new texaS NATION n tax em.that way texas is bigger in size and economy. hell they'd have how many jobs that the rest of the states sent there??
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Re: If Texas secedes: What would be the 1st move?
Every fucking freeloading welfare piece of shit, get a job or move out of this state. Or you will starve. Come on Oklahoma your on the list too, make me proud.
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