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If Texas tries to secede and Obama threatens them... would you move there??

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/18/2012 03:38 PM
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Texas secedes and there will be a line miles long for their Republic of Texas passports.

I will be right there in it too.
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11/18/2012 03:40 PM
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Re: If Texas tries to secede and Obama threatens them... would you move there??
You mean if there is a Second American Civil War which side will we take?

I'll take the side of my country, because while I may not always like who gets elected (and I rarely do), I'm not going to betray my country because a few cry babies are not happy about the election.

Seriously, someone needs to change their diapers already.
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bsflag

I've seen your posts...you're a 100% liberal, so stop pretending you speak for the average moderate, lol

I bet you'd join the Obama Red Shirt army

bring it on
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11/18/2012 03:41 PM
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If you think about it,,, it would be like Texas seceding from the another country AGAIN!! maybe another Alamo again!! I would be there!!!
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11/18/2012 03:49 PM
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Obama would force you to stay in his prison. Simple as that.

I bet you Obama would allow no one to secede.
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oh, like we need permission?

Now if you said Michelle were coming down to get us...maybe I'd start to worry

chuckle
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11/18/2012 03:56 PM
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You mean if there is a Second American Civil War which side will we take?

I'll take the side of my country, because while I may not always like who gets elected (and I rarely do), I'm not going to betray my country because a few cry babies are not happy about the election.

Seriously, someone needs to change their diapers already.
 Quoting: SkepticalWordSmith


whatever

"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security."
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11/18/2012 03:57 PM
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Surely you jest. A baptist church on every street, and dry counties where you have to drive 30 miles to get a beer.
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11/18/2012 03:59 PM
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i will join the union or somethng

texaz girlscout rangers and crap ass shereiffs will cry homw to mama

crap state

we can side with mexico and make the crap pepople work in yards after they surrender

they lost at alamo - simple - they can;t fight
Zhu Bajie
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11/19/2012 12:48 AM
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Assuming independent Texass does not immediately breakdown into hundreds of feuding warlords, it would become a 3rd world Hell hole pretty quickly. Diseases like cholera and malaria would make big come-backs. Damage from hurricanes, etc., would not be repaired about at all quickly. Probably it'd be a sort-of English-speaking Haiti.
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11/19/2012 12:55 AM
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texas is filled with dumbfuck assholes. have you ever been there? FFS
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Yes it is but we will send all you lazy frigging Yankees and Mezzikins back and it might be a better place to live then. Shoulda had a Texas immigration policy years ago to keep the dumbfuck assholes out.

So where to you come from sonny? A little late to be up on the computer with school tomorrow don't ya think?
Anonymous Coward
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11/19/2012 12:56 AM
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Texas is all talk
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11/19/2012 01:04 AM
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If Texas tries to secede and Obama sends the army... what will you do??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27571488


Send in the army? It is already here dude....Ft Hood is the largest army base in the country. More than half the servicemen in TX would side with us after the shit soup the big O gave the military at election time....almost all the military ballots were....."lost"...go figure. The troops love the country but hate the federal government as bad as any of the rest of us.

Do any of you armchair generals have any idea how well armed and well stocked we are here? This is not the 1860s so let em come on down and see how well we play with others here in the Republic of Texas.
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11/19/2012 01:07 AM
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Can't afford to move anywhere at the moment, but I would like to move to wherever there is low crime, a stable economy and REAL food.
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11/19/2012 01:10 AM
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Re: If Texas tries to secede and Obama threatens them... would you move there??
You mean if there is a Second American Civil War which side will we take?

I'll take the side of my country, because while I may not always like who gets elected (and I rarely do), I'm not going to betray my country because a few cry babies are not happy about the election.

Seriously, someone needs to change their diapers already.
 Quoting: SkepticalWordSmith


Socialism?.....America??
What's wrong with this picture.... Think about it.
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11/19/2012 01:12 AM
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Can't afford to move anywhere at the moment, but I would like to move to wherever there is low crime, a stable economy and REAL food.
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I hear ya. Just wanna work. Pay my bills. & leave me the F alone.
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11/19/2012 01:23 AM
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Re: If Texas tries to secede and Obama threatens them... would you move there??
You mean if there is a Second American Civil War which side will we take?

I'll take the side of my country, because while I may not always like who gets elected (and I rarely do), I'm not going to betray my country because a few cry babies are not happy about the election.

Seriously, someone needs to change their diapers already.
 Quoting: SkepticalWordSmith


That makes you a traitor.
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11/19/2012 01:34 AM
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Re: If Texas tries to secede and Obama threatens them... would you move there??
You mean if there is a Second American Civil War which side will we take?

I'll take the side of my country, because while I may not always like who gets elected (and I rarely do), I'm not going to betray my country because a few cry babies are not happy about the election.

Seriously, someone needs to change their diapers already.
 Quoting: SkepticalWordSmith


It isn't about the election. Seriously, catch up with the issues.
stoidi
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11/19/2012 01:38 AM
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Hmmmm Well let's see... I went down to Lubbock on a contract and lived and worked there for a year. I remember the Rust, Dust and Roaches. There was the smell of oil from the refinery real strong sometimes and that's when it seemed, there were more folks in with respiratory problems.
There are alot of good ol Boys and real nice folks and real stupid racists. Which is a striking contrast to the education available in that fine state. Our kids had full day kindergarten classes with introduction to spanish and introduction to computer. They got a great start there. But alot may have changed.
It is a mixed bag of opportunity and back sliding depending on which direction you are headed.
Lubbock General Hospital attached to the University of Texas Tech Medical School was one of the finest institutions I ever had the opportunity to work in. A short term acute care facility with 5 ICU's. It was a great and wonderful asset to the entire West Texas region and eastern NM. Across the street is the Ranching Heritage Museum, a collection of ranchhouses from all over the area, so you can what made the Texans so strong.
I loved that year in Lubbock. It made me stronger. Would I go back...never. It was a Dry County. You had to drive out of the county to buy alcohol. Then folks drove back , often drinking. We had some of the worst accidents, and injuries. Then the shootings, stabbings and beatings. No way. Besides I earned my Social Security and I might need healthcare and food stamps someday. Got my Family all over these United States. No way Baby. Thunderstorms.... Code Brown was a run to the stairwell for a Tornado. You can have it. We settled in Hawaii. Grow us some Kona Coffee.........tomato
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11/19/2012 01:38 AM
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You mean if there is a Second American Civil War which side will we take?

I'll take the side of my country, because while I may not always like who gets elected (and I rarely do), I'm not going to betray my country because a few cry babies are not happy about the election.

Seriously, someone needs to change their diapers already.
 Quoting: SkepticalWordSmith


your an nut's
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11/19/2012 01:57 AM
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Yes it is but we will send all you lazy frigging Yankees and Mezzikins back and it might be a better place to live then. Shoulda had a Texas immigration policy years ago to keep the dumbfuck assholes out.


Who would do the work? Black folks would not co-operate.

If I were Obama, I would tell the Comanches, Apaches, etc., that they could have as much of Texas as they could take.
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11/19/2012 02:01 AM
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I take the side of the constitution a government by the people and for the people and obama is neither
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24906369


I am a Texan resident since 1968, my father served 2 tours in Vietnam protecting this country.
Obama has never been my president, and will never be my president no matter how much I love this country.
If Texas were to vote to leave the Union, I would be all for it.

We can support ourselves very well as a separate entity.
The rest of the states with all their silly disasters and bad economy fixes is just dragging us down.
Walt
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11/19/2012 02:03 AM
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I am from California. I would move to Texas and stand with the state and protect The Constitution.
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11/19/2012 02:03 AM
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America should quit the occupied territories it stole from Mexico in the Mexican American War.
Zhu Bajie
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11/19/2012 02:07 AM
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This is not the 1860s so let em come on down and see how well we play with others here in the Republic of Texas.
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In the 1860s, Southerners were skinny and tough. Now they are fat and lazy.
Zhu Bajie
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11/19/2012 02:14 AM
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I'd live in North Dakota before I'd live in Texas.
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11/19/2012 02:25 AM
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America should quit the occupied territories it stole from Mexico in the Mexican American War.
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and Australia and New Zealand should give back the land it stole from the aborigines and natives> You treat them like shit in the country which was and still should be theirs

oh yeah...and stop calling them ngr

its racist and stupid

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11/19/2012 02:31 AM

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What we need to do is stop talking Secession and start talking about the restoration of the Republic! Fuck Seceding, we need to be figuring out how to kick Washington D.C. Out of the Union...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

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11/19/2012 02:44 AM
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If Texas tries to secede and Obama sends the army... what will you do??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27571488


I live in The Lone Star State. I know people that have guns and people that don't. The people that have guns have an extra two or three for the people that don't.

Can you say Ofucked?

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11/19/2012 02:48 AM
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You mean if there is a Second American Civil War which side will we take?

I'll take the side of my country, because while I may not always like who gets elected (and I rarely do), I'm not going to betray my country because a few cry babies are not happy about the election.

Seriously, someone needs to change their diapers already.
 Quoting: SkepticalWordSmith
so you enjoy being ruled by banks????

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