And for the record, yes they are. I'm black and I didn't vote for Obama! That's ok though because I can break down their whole situation in a matter of seconds, making them realize that regardless of the black president, we (black people) are bent on destroying each other, we can't keep up in the education system (well most of 'em anyway, never been an issue for me), we're filling corporate prisons to the brim with cheap/free labor (new slavery), the real leaders of African America (rappers/gold toofed minstrels) promote the wholesale destruction of black people by other black people, and generally things are very grim for black people.

I tell them they might as well celebrate since being black gives us so little to celebrate anyway... Enjoy it while it lasts fellas.