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Went to Walmart today...

 
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11/12/2012 08:42 PM
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Went to Walmart today...
When I walked into the store there was 2 fat people (really big) fighting over the last handicap cart, scooter thing... as we were in the store saw 6 of those... they all had fat people on them (400 pounds plus) ass cheeks polishing the floors... no lie...

The old people were using buggies to hold themselves up...

Why don't they hang a sign... These cart are for old and helpless not fat and lazy
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Went to Walmart today...
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Please keep hands and feet inside the coach at all times.

and do not feed the rhino's... they can be aggressive; especially the females.

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11/12/2012 08:45 PM
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Re: Went to Walmart today...
bump and 5 stars
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11/12/2012 08:57 PM
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Re: Went to Walmart today...
There was just a South Park about this very thing... Cartman gets a scooter so he can go to the front of the line, etc. He goes to Walmart where all the carts are being used by the fat people... there is fighting over "Candy Corn Oreos".
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did you purchase an ambigious holiday greeting card?
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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11/12/2012 09:02 PM
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did you purchase an ambigious holiday greeting card?
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Re: Went to Walmart today...
Yeah i went to wal-mart today also.
I saw babes and i ate some McDonalds and spinned some basketballs on my fingerrastabanan
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poor scooter... that looks like the one who was blocking the twinkies isle, she was buying them like they were going out of business or something
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11/12/2012 09:50 PM
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I have leg problems some days and use these. Some are fast, poor steering, etc.

Whenever some person comes out of a side isle, NOT watching where they are going and we could have crashed, I say " Careful ! No insurance and NO experience !"

Gets their attention, AND gives them a CLUE that they better watch where they are going AND their kids who rarely pay attention.

More fun is to say to 7-10 year olds, " Why don't you get one of these. Don't need a license " and watch the frown grow on the parents face.

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when will the mob turn and devour these land whales like a piranha school?
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11/12/2012 09:54 PM
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Re: Went to Walmart today...
Yeah i went to wal-mart today also.
I saw babes and i ate some McDonalds and spinned some basketballs on my fingerrastabanan
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Yeah i went to wal-mart today also.
I saw babes and i ate some McDonalds and spinned some basketballs on my fingerrastabanan
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african
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I see this all the time, it urkes the hell out of me!!! FAT AND LAZY PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED IN WALMART!!!

They need to goto Jenny Craig for their weekly food!!!

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11/12/2012 10:08 PM
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is it me, but why is it that when I go around wallmart or different dollar stores, I see more black fat people, and for some people why is it that black people get fatter around the neck area?

I'm not racist, just wondering why the blob around the neck? and more fat?

maybe I'm just not around more red neck areas, that's all.
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11/12/2012 10:09 PM
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is it me, but why is it that when I go around wallmart or different dollar stores, I see more black fat people, and for some people why is it that black people get fatter around the neck area?

I'm not racist, just wondering why the blob around the neck? and more fat?

maybe I'm just not around more red neck areas, that's all.
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is it me, but why is it that when I go around wallmart or different dollar stores, I see more black fat people, and for some people why is it that black people get fatter around the neck area?

I'm not racist, just wondering why the blob around the neck? and more fat?

maybe I'm just not around more red neck areas, that's all.
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Skin colour. Black people seem to have more muscle definition than white, same with fat around he neck. Optical illusion.
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11/12/2012 10:16 PM
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Went to Walmart with my wife today and it was the first time that I have EVER seen the place empty....Deader than a doornail freaky!
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11/12/2012 10:17 PM
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Re: Went to Walmart today...
is it me, but why is it that when I go around wallmart or different dollar stores, I see more black fat people, and for some people why is it that black people get fatter around the neck area?

I'm not racist, just wondering why the blob around the neck? and more fat?

maybe I'm just not around more red neck areas, that's all.
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after_boom
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relaxed jaw muscles?
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Went to Walmart with my wife today and it was the first time that I have EVER seen the place empty....Deader than a doornail freaky!
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I have noticed that here lately, all we have is walmart and it is like a ghost town most of the time
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Every time I leave my house I see at least 1 or 2 very obese people in the bike lane on a hoveround...
Must suck to be them. But get out of the friggin street!
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11/12/2012 10:20 PM
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Re: Went to Walmart today...
OK...so everyone goes to Walmart nowadays to save a buck, but............everyone in your "eye spot" is somehow much different than you.

OH NO....your not a freak. Your just simply a diminutive shopper looking for a good deal. Everyone else is a WHALE of a shopper. But not you of course.

Would love to see a picture of you OP. I'm sure I could draw a nice evil little story about you. Just by a pic alone.
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11/12/2012 10:26 PM
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OK...so everyone goes to Walmart nowadays to save a buck, but............everyone in your "eye spot" is somehow much different than you.

OH NO....your not a freak. Your just simply a diminutive shopper looking for a good deal. Everyone else is a WHALE of a shopper. But not you of course.

Would love to see a picture of you OP. I'm sure I could draw a nice evil little story about you. Just by a pic alone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19490298


yeah well they were making the old people walk, you ever watch a 90 years old lady try to hold the buggy and get something off the shelf and then some fatass racing to the twinkie isle blows by.

A pic of me.... healthy most of the time, I live off the land here

You must be the one I thought was stuffed with cream filling that was polishing the floors with your ass
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Re: Went to Walmart today...
When I walked into the store there was 2 fat people (really big) fighting over the last handicap cart, scooter thing... as we were in the store saw 6 of those... they all had fat people on them (400 pounds plus) ass cheeks polishing the floors... no lie...

The old people were using buggies to hold themselves up...

Why don't they hang a sign... These cart are for old and helpless not fat and lazy
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YUP!!! Same where I am! The fat and lazy make me so sick!!! THEY NEED TO WALK SOME OF THAT FAT OFF!!
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poor scooter... that looks like the one who was blocking the twinkies isle, she was buying them like they were going out of business or something
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Her SNAP card just got refilled--gotta have that taxpayer-gifted "supplemental nutrition" assistance program now don't we?
Think og the economic activity it creates, between the truck drivers who haul it, the shelf-stockers and cashiers at Walmart, Morgan/Chase slice for processing the plastic--and then there is the medical/hospital business resulting from the morbid obesity. Even the :lap band" business, all stemming from "free" supplemental nutrition spent on twinkies..
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Went to Walmart with my wife today and it was the first time that I have EVER seen the place empty....Deader than a doornail freaky!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27632193


I have noticed that here lately, all we have is walmart and it is like a ghost town most of the time
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Month is half over, the SNAP/EBT cards are already maxxed-out?
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Went to Walmart with my wife today and it was the first time that I have EVER seen the place empty....Deader than a doornail freaky!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27632193


I have noticed that here lately, all we have is walmart and it is like a ghost town most of the time
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27571212


Month is half over, the SNAP/EBT cards are already maxxed-out?
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one word WALLE
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Yesterday a car pulled up to the handicap spot at Target. A little boy hopped out and walked up to the sidewalk and waited. Then, the door slowly opened and a behemoth of a woman got out. The car rose by a couple of inches. She slowly - and I mean slowly - walked to the curb. The ramp was on the side of the car where the kid got out, so she had to lift her leg all the way up over the 5 inch curb - what a sight! She slowly made her way to the door. The little kid opened the door for her. He was on the inside of the store, extending his arm out and holding the door open for him. She screamed at him something terrible. He quickly ran back outside, then around the whale of a woman and reopened the door from the outside. Apparently, her immense girth could not pass through the doorway while junior was holding it open - and he damn well should have known that! I figured he was an orphan and she was getting paid by the government to have a slave. You see, slavery is still legal in the USA when fat people get foster kids from child protective services. I worked in CPS for a total of 14 years - I assure you this is the case.
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by the way, fat , I mean morbidly obese people just goes to show you how prevalent addiction runs in the US.
Because over eating is an addiction and is a very noticeable one.
It's the illness of addiction that needs to be addressed more than anything.
And who is more likely to turn into an addict.

Someone who has received allot of child abuse and I mean that as in neglect, physical, emotional, abandonment, etc.

And what group of people receive more of this treatment, the lower middle class, and the poor.

It's pretty sad but a reality.

And this is not even adding drug, sex, alcohol, love among other addictions so we have a total addicted society where the poorer are it's more prevalent users and as you move up in the ladder, you still have addictions just more refined ones and allot more resources to recovery avenues.
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We all gonna die \o/ ahhh

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