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Chuck Norris was an actor!!

 
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Chuck Norris was an actor!!
Only Wonderwomans womb can carry Chuck Norris children.lmaojust a bit of humor on good ole Chucky boy! No doom so lets Chuck it up!
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11/12/2012 09:15 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris was an actor!!
Chuck Norris killed a scissor with a scissor kick.
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11/12/2012 09:23 PM
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A blind man stepped on Chuck Norris foot, Chuck Norris yelled do you know who I am? The blind man said no? Upon the mear mention of Chuck Norris name the blind man instantly regained his eyesight! Unfortunately the last thing he saw was the fatal roundhouse to the left side of his head.
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11/12/2012 09:23 PM
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Chuck Norris was an actor??

Now THAT is funny... I don't care who you are!

laugh
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11/12/2012 09:25 PM
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5 stars, pin suggest & a BUMP!
No matter what happens... just say "Thank You." - D W Fierce
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11/12/2012 09:26 PM
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Chuck Norris was an actor??

Now THAT is funny... I don't care who you are!

laugh
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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11/12/2012 09:28 PM
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Chuck Norris was an actor??

Now THAT is funny... I don't care who you are!

laugh
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Ha haaa! What movie was that where he fought Bruce Lee? Best got your ass beat and slap scene Eva!!!
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11/12/2012 09:29 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris was an actor!!
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.

But, he has never cried.

Not once.
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11/12/2012 09:31 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris was an actor!!
Chuck Norris was an actor??

Now THAT is funny... I don't care who you are!

laugh
 Quoting: Deej


Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20574169


Chuck Norris was an actor??

Now THAT is funny... I don't care who you are!

laugh
 Quoting: Deej


Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20574169


lol
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Re: Chuck Norris was an actor!!
Chuck Norris was an actor??

Now THAT is funny... I don't care who you are!

laugh
 Quoting: Deej


Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20574169


Chuck Norris was an actor??

Now THAT is funny... I don't care who you are!

laugh
 Quoting: Deej


Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20574169


lol
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Chuck Norris killed a scissor with a scissor kick.
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ACTUALLY.... (And I speak from experience here, because I was there)

He killed a Scissor with a Paper kick.
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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Re: Chuck Norris was an actor!!
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.

But, he has never cried.

Not once.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25582762


Now, THAT shit is Funny!
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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11/12/2012 09:36 PM
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5 stars, pin suggest & a BUMP!
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hfWow thank you!
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11/12/2012 09:40 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris was an actor!!
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.

But, he has never cried.

Not once.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25582762


Now, THAT shit is Funny!
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


+2 1rof1
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11/12/2012 09:44 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris was an actor!!
He is a republican Jesus.
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11/12/2012 09:47 PM
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never SUBMIT.
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11/12/2012 09:50 PM
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He is a republican Jesus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19490298


Ya he is. He should just stick to working out keeping his self maintaining Beard maintained.
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11/12/2012 09:53 PM
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Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
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11/12/2012 09:53 PM
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Ghost sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
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11/12/2012 09:54 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it
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11/12/2012 09:55 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris was an actor!!
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital
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11/12/2012 10:00 PM
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If you vote this thread five stars, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Biebers ass! peace
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11/12/2012 10:08 PM
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Chuck Norris' farts become the catalyst for life in parallel dimentions.
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11/12/2012 10:11 PM
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Chuck Norris' farts become the catalyst for life in parallel dimentions.
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Chuck Norris was not born, he is simply visiting this dimension, created from his farts
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I sure do wish Chuck was da supa POWA guy we joke him to bits to be. Shit two strands of Chuck Norris beard can save the Middle East!! Ha ha!!peace
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11/12/2012 10:23 PM
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Jesus could walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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11/12/2012 10:30 PM
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under his beard....is another fist
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when he does push ups....he is really pushing the world down
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11/12/2012 10:39 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris was an actor!!
Chuck Norris killed a scissor with a scissor kick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1386510


ACTUALLY.... (And I speak from experience here, because I was there)

He killed a Scissor with a Paper kick.
 Quoting: Travis Bickle
p

lmao
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11/12/2012 10:49 PM
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On the 21st of december 2012, Chuck Norris will fart and cause a Mass Exctinction Event which will wipe out civilisation as we know it.

He will hold it up untill then.
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11/12/2012 10:51 PM
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