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Legalize private possession of monkeys/apes.

 
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Legalize private possession of monkeys/apes.
Will someone start a petition?


* 19 states ban private sector possession of nonhuman primates.
* 6 states require a permit for private possession of nonhuman primates.
* 5 states have partial bans [banning certain species].
* 2 states have partial bans [certain species]; permits required for other species.
* 1 state requires being bonded for private possession of nonhuman primates.

STATES WHICH BAN PRIVATE POSSESSION OF Cute little Monkeys: California, Colorado, Connecticut, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont, Wyoming.

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Will someone start a petition?


* 19 states ban private sector possession of nonhuman primates.
* 6 states require a permit for private possession of nonhuman primates.

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dude what do the books say about private sector possession of human primates?
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Sad to not see Texas cry where dat petition at
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Re: Legalize private possession of monkeys/apes.
The Baboon Liberation Army strongly rejects this movement. Free your inner baboon and let the capuchins run free through your pecan trees and your piney woods.

Last Edited by hapless moran on 11/12/2012 09:44 PM
free your inner baboon.
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It's actually a horrible idea even though it sounds awesome. trust me.
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Re: Legalize private possession of monkeys/apes.
Tell that to that poor lady up in Connecticut.
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Tell that to that poor lady up in Connecticut.
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As this dude points out, monkeys are hardcore savages and will rip your face right off on no real provocation, for reasons you can't discern and that wouldn't probably make sense if you could.
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Tell that to that poor lady up in Connecticut.
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As this dude points out, monkeys are hardcore savages and will rip your face right off on no real provocation, for reasons you can't discern and that wouldn't probably make sense if you could.
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dont get drunk with the monkey, problem solved.
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I thought not consuming alcohol with the monkey went without saying...
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I thought not consuming alcohol with the monkey went without saying...
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Us other primates enjoy the occasional tipple.
free your inner baboon.
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Re: Legalize private possession of monkeys/apes.
The ban of owning some of the smaller primates is reactionary and does little for the continuity or understanding of the species. Instead of banning the use of them for research, they banned the very people that loved them and want to provide a home and learn about them.

If anyone has seen how some of these babies are treated by their own kind should see how much better the human is to the care and longevity of their lives. Granted, all people have limitations such as found with people adopting dogs, horses or any other animal as a pet. One cannot dispute the findings that primates have at least 10 years added to their life span when adopted by a competent individual.

Instead of adopting from a USDA approved breeder, they will now be imported/smuggled from other countries along with the diseases associated with the primates in that country. You cannot stop the desire for a primate pet but the poaching can be hindered by the legalization of monitored adoptions.

FYI, there are no reported cases of rabies generated from monkeys in the USA.

FYI, trained animal advocates make great monkey mothers and provide a host of medical, psychological and emotional support to a primate.

FYI, primates wearing diapers (which are changed twice daily) are not able to "fling feces" and are able to be socialized if purchased at the youngest age possible.

With all the hoopla that is being circulated about the horrors of raising a baby monkey, the laboratories will get to pay less for the monkey because there is no real competition and the breeder still sells them at top dollar. Poachers will now get top dollar as well.

I am loaded with information about these close cousins of man but then, it is just easier to believe what is being circulated, right?

I am in Connecticut where the Chimpanzee attacked Karla Nash but if anyone starts a petition to reinstate the private ownership of monkeys under 50 pounds with certification requirements, let me know because I would sign it in a heartbeat.
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don't they blame some of these horrible diseases in Africa on Africans having monkeys as pets?
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I'm shocked no one has yet put out that the 14th amendment is repealed. GLP, your slippin'. I come here to laugh and point at you.
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Re: Legalize private possession of monkeys/apes.
Look, I don't want to own a Muslim, please don't pass a bill making it legal. really, Leave the monkeys alone! HEHEHEEHE!

P.S. They get really super pissed at you if you call them a Monkey. lol! it's considered an insult in their culture.
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don't they blame some of these horrible diseases in Africa on Africans having monkeys as pets?
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This is another rumor, to date there are no reports of pet monkeys transferring AIDS or any other sexually transmitted diseases. With proper screening and trained breeders, these precious animals will never be used for such perversion.
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i'd be more inclined to sign one banning it.




pretty sure so would most.



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