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Legalize private possession of monkeys/apes.

 
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11/12/2012 09:17 PM
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Legalize private possession of monkeys/apes.
Will someone start a petition?


* 19 states ban private sector possession of nonhuman primates.
* 6 states require a permit for private possession of nonhuman primates.
* 5 states have partial bans [banning certain species].
* 2 states have partial bans [certain species]; permits required for other species.
* 1 state requires being bonded for private possession of nonhuman primates.

STATES WHICH BAN PRIVATE POSSESSION OF Cute little Monkeys: California, Colorado, Connecticut, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont, Wyoming.

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Will someone start a petition?


* 19 states ban private sector possession of nonhuman primates.
* 6 states require a permit for private possession of nonhuman primates.

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dude what do the books say about private sector possession of human primates?
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Re: Legalize private possession of monkeys/apes.
Sad to not see Texas cry where dat petition at
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11/12/2012 09:42 PM
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Re: Legalize private possession of monkeys/apes.
The Baboon Liberation Army strongly rejects this movement. Free your inner baboon and let the capuchins run free through your pecan trees and your piney woods.

Last Edited by hapless moran on 11/12/2012 09:44 PM
free your inner baboon.
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11/12/2012 10:09 PM
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Re: Legalize private possession of monkeys/apes.
It's actually a horrible idea even though it sounds awesome. trust me.
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11/12/2012 10:11 PM
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Re: Legalize private possession of monkeys/apes.
Tell that to that poor lady up in Connecticut.
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Re: Legalize private possession of monkeys/apes.
Tell that to that poor lady up in Connecticut.
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As this dude points out, monkeys are hardcore savages and will rip your face right off on no real provocation, for reasons you can't discern and that wouldn't probably make sense if you could.
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11/12/2012 10:26 PM
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Re: Legalize private possession of monkeys/apes.
Tell that to that poor lady up in Connecticut.
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As this dude points out, monkeys are hardcore savages and will rip your face right off on no real provocation, for reasons you can't discern and that wouldn't probably make sense if you could.
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dont get drunk with the monkey, problem solved.
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11/12/2012 10:30 PM
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Re: Legalize private possession of monkeys/apes.
I thought not consuming alcohol with the monkey went without saying...
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11/12/2012 10:34 PM

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Re: Legalize private possession of monkeys/apes.
I thought not consuming alcohol with the monkey went without saying...
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Us other primates enjoy the occasional tipple.
free your inner baboon.

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