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Is David Wilcock An Actual Ascended Master? I Met Some Folks Who Attended His Austin,TX Conference Who Witnessed Him Fly Out Of A 20 Foot Window

 
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Is David Wilcock An Actual Ascended Master? I Met Some Folks Who Attended His Austin,TX Conference Who Witnessed Him Fly Out Of A 20 Foot Window
I read this a few places online and just laughed at it. But I was on vacation in Key West last week and met a group of people who swear actually witnessed him flying out of the window. I asked them how come no one videoed this. They said that David doesn't allow people to record his conferences and that it happened unexpectedly at the end of the conference and that it all took place 'in seconds'.

They seemed like the nerdy type and very sincere about it. You could tell they were telling the truth or at least it seemed. They said he said something like 'Once you master these concepts a whole new world will open up to you', and then he just flew away. If this is true it's simply amazing. I'm wondering if anyone else attended this conference and can verify this.


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he's a good researcher but that edgar cayce crap just makes him look stupid.
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no one was there?
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I was there, and it is true. He ate two large 5 pound Costco-sized cans of refried beans. The buildup of gasses farted out of his shit-filled ass allowed him to "ass-end" a couple dozen feet into the air, jetpack-style.

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Has anyone been to a caravel and seen a women turn into a gorilla, a very good mirror and hypnosis guy can make it seem real.

I know people can be made to see things, that didn't happen, if they are good enough, with a lot of practice.
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Has anyone been to a caravel and seen a women turn into a gorilla, a very good mirror and hypnosis guy can make it seem real.

I know people can be made to see things, that didn't happen, if they are good enough, with a lot of practice.
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Re: Is David Wilcock An Actual Ascended Master? I Met Some Folks Who Attended His Austin,TX Conference Who Witnessed Him Fly Out Of A 20 Foot Window
I saw myself watch the world burn. This has not happened. Is it true?
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I wonder who threw him?
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Edgar Casey sure isn't as smart as he used to be. He hasn't invented anything this incarnation, instead he's opted to recycle words of someone elses research.
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An ascended master? 1rof1lmao
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Did he just fly right into the glass and shatter it into razor sharp shards flying everywhere? Did he come back? If not, where did he go?
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he does look a bit like a bird
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Re: Is David Wilcock An Actual Ascended Master? I Met Some Folks Who Attended His Austin,TX Conference Who Witnessed Him Fly Out Of A 20 Foot Window
I read this a few places online and just laughed at it. But I was on vacation in Key West last week and met a group of people who swear actually witnessed him flying out of the window. I asked them how come no one videoed this. They said that David doesn't allow people to record his conferences and that it happened unexpectedly at the end of the conference and that it all took place 'in seconds'.

They seemed like the nerdy type and very sincere about it. You could tell they were telling the truth or at least it seemed. They said he said something like 'Once you master these concepts a whole new world will open up to you', and then he just flew away. If this is true it's simply amazing. I'm wondering if anyone else attended this conference and can verify this.


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I will say that if these people are telling the truth...then he's simply an illusionist much like Derren Brown.
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Re: Is David Wilcock An Actual Ascended Master? I Met Some Folks Who Attended His Austin,TX Conference Who Witnessed Him Fly Out Of A 20 Foot Window
I read this a few places online and just laughed at it. But I was on vacation in Key West last week and met a group of people who swear actually witnessed him flying out of the window. I asked them how come no one videoed this. They said that David doesn't allow people to record his conferences and that it happened unexpectedly at the end of the conference and that it all took place 'in seconds'.

They seemed like the nerdy type and very sincere about it. You could tell they were telling the truth or at least it seemed. They said he said something like 'Once you master these concepts a whole new world will open up to you', and then he just flew away. If this is true it's simply amazing. I'm wondering if anyone else attended this conference and can verify this.


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OP, I "swear" that if you give me $1 million, I'll give you the secrets of the universe. Would you believe that?
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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I wonder who threw him?
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1rof11rof11rof1
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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he does look a bit like a bird
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"Squawk! Squawk! Pieces of eight! Pieces of Eight! Squawk!"

Maybe we should call him Captain (Skin)Flint.
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Re: Is David Wilcock An Actual Ascended Master? I Met Some Folks Who Attended His Austin,TX Conference Who Witnessed Him Fly Out Of A 20 Foot Window
I was there, and it is true. He ate two large 5 pound Costco-sized cans of refried beans. The buildup of gasses farted out of his shit-filled ass allowed him to "ass-end" a couple dozen feet into the air, jetpack-style.

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lmaolmaolmao
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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And then these folks began to chant in unison: " I do believe
in TinkerBelle, I do, I do, I do " !!!
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Re: Is David Wilcock An Actual Ascended Master? I Met Some Folks Who Attended His Austin,TX Conference Who Witnessed Him Fly Out Of A 20 Foot Window
I wonder who threw him?
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The window was 20 feet off the ground according to OP
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Re: Is David Wilcock An Actual Ascended Master? I Met Some Folks Who Attended His Austin,TX Conference Who Witnessed Him Fly Out Of A 20 Foot Window
Yes, I was there with a friend. He was unfortunately in the bathroom at the time, but I did see it and everyone freaked out. One person passed out.
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Yes, I was there with a friend. He was unfortunately in the bathroom at the time, but I did see it and everyone freaked out. One person passed out.
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THis is what was told to me by someone in email, forgot to mention that.
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Re: Is David Wilcock An Actual Ascended Master? I Met Some Folks Who Attended His Austin,TX Conference Who Witnessed Him Fly Out Of A 20 Foot Window
No...he's not an ascended master. Otherwise, he would have "ascended."

Secondly, he can't fly. You're being lied to.
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see Zambora!
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Re: Is David Wilcock An Actual Ascended Master? I Met Some Folks Who Attended His Austin,TX Conference Who Witnessed Him Fly Out Of A 20 Foot Window
without forming a belief about this, i am wondering why most of the people who have posted are so quick to assume it didn't happen. i think it's because the possibility of someone being able to do something like flying makes people feel uneasy. so they are quick to "make fun of it". however, like i said, idk. but i'm not gonna make fun of it. who knows, could be.
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Re: Is David Wilcock An Actual Ascended Master? I Met Some Folks Who Attended His Austin,TX Conference Who Witnessed Him Fly Out Of A 20 Foot Window
Yes, I was there with a friend. He was unfortunately in the bathroom at the time, but I did see it and everyone freaked out. One person passed out.
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THis is what was told to me by someone in email, forgot to mention that.
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Talking to yourself now, OP? That you, David?

WILCOCK shill





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was it a gay window?
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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Re: Is David Wilcock An Actual Ascended Master? I Met Some Folks Who Attended His Austin,TX Conference Who Witnessed Him Fly Out Of A 20 Foot Window
If wilcock can fly, I might as well start practicing...

An old friend swore he levetated in front of witnesses while on acid.

He ended up being a douche as well though.

So flying must have something to do with inflating your ego, lol...
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If wilcock can fly, I might as well start practicing...

An old friend swore he levetated in front of witnesses while on acid.

He ended up being a douche as well though.

So flying must have something to do with inflating your ego, lol...
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was he a gay friend?
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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Maybe it was a hologram! tounge
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Re: Is David Wilcock An Actual Ascended Master? I Met Some Folks Who Attended His Austin,TX Conference Who Witnessed Him Fly Out Of A 20 Foot Window
No I was there. Is saw it too!
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He just flew out the window, following the truth.
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