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Going to eat Thanksgiving dinner? Better opt for a healthier choice...

 
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Going to eat Thanksgiving dinner? Better opt for a healthier choice...
A new study is showing that eating a large fatty meal such as Thanksgiving can cause a massive heart attack in some people.

Example, heart attack patients surge around Thanksgiving.

So before you go for the extra gravy, you may want to opt for the Tofurky instead.

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Re: Going to eat Thanksgiving dinner? Better opt for a healthier choice...
Furk Tofurky.

I would rather die having lived a rich full life.
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Re: Going to eat Thanksgiving dinner? Better opt for a healthier choice...
This is NOTHING NEW...

Please go away, we're tired of people telling us what we better do.
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Re: Going to eat Thanksgiving dinner? Better opt for a healthier choice...
we always have a huge feast, can't wait....
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Re: Going to eat Thanksgiving dinner? Better opt for a healthier choice...
Aw man, now turkey gravy doom verysad
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Re: Going to eat Thanksgiving dinner? Better opt for a healthier choice...
It is not the turkey dinner that brings on the heart attacks. It is the BS some people have to deal with by having long not seen family members around all day.
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Re: Going to eat Thanksgiving dinner? Better opt for a healthier choice...
A new study is showing that eating a large fatty meal such as Thanksgiving can cause a massive heart attack in some people.

Example, heart attack patients surge around Thanksgiving.

So before you go for the extra gravy, you may want to opt for the Tofurky instead.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22441207


Yeah, tofurky, THEN you can just SHIT yourself to death!



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Re: Going to eat Thanksgiving dinner? Better opt for a healthier choice...
Tofurky is the only way to go.
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Re: Going to eat Thanksgiving dinner? Better opt for a healthier choice...
Since when is turkey not healthy?

Fuck off.
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Re: Going to eat Thanksgiving dinner? Better opt for a healthier choice...
Cool, instead of an organic turkey I can eat GMO tofu made to taste like turkey.

No thanks.

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Re: Going to eat Thanksgiving dinner? Better opt for a healthier choice...
Cool, instead of an organic turkey I can eat GMO tofu made to taste like turkey.

No thanks.

yak

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4428411


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Re: Going to eat Thanksgiving dinner? Better opt for a healthier choice...
Just eat healthy the rest of the year and you'll be alright.

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