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Your dirtiest secret

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/13/2012 10:41 AM
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Your dirtiest secret
Hey guys. Just wanted to say be careful how you judge others. No matter what religion that you are, or what beliefs you have. We all have things that we don't want people to know.

Things you hardly dare to remember.

If you don't then you are a perfect person and you can skip right over this one!
Anonymous Coward
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11/13/2012 11:44 AM
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Things you hardly dare to remember.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26980506

I accept and embrace my dirtiest secrets. No shame. No regrets.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/13/2012 11:49 AM
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Things you hardly dare to remember.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26980506

I accept and embrace my dirtiest secrets. No shame. No regrets.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777372


Then you haven't lived enough.
ar-15 nut

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11/13/2012 11:52 AM
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I post on glp .
A pissed off American veteran!
Anonymous Coward
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11/13/2012 11:54 AM
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i also post a lot of data mining threads...
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11/13/2012 11:54 AM
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The brown stain in my underwear
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11/13/2012 11:55 AM
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I post on glp .
 Quoting: ar-15 nut


^ THIS
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11/13/2012 11:55 AM
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Things you hardly dare to remember.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26980506

I accept and embrace my dirtiest secrets. No shame. No regrets.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777372


Then you haven't lived enough.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26980506


Shut up OP.

I don't have any dirty secrets.

And it's not because I haven't lived, it's because nothing I've done makes me ashamed of myself.

Live with pride - or suffer like a fool
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/13/2012 12:00 PM
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You shut up meanie!!!!


I said they perfect people could skip right over it didn't I?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/13/2012 12:01 PM
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You shut up meanie!!!!


I said they perfect people could skip right over it didn't I?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26980506



THE perfect people that is...I'm not perfect, sorry
Anonymous Coward
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11/13/2012 12:02 PM
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I slept with your Dad..now you know..I'm doomed..whatever
BRIEF
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11/13/2012 12:03 PM

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I used a coupon for a product I didn't buy, and I did it on purpose...there, happy now?!!
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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11/13/2012 12:03 PM
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I slept with your Dad..now you know..I'm doomed..whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1416729


Are you talking to me or your mother?
He Who Walks The Line

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11/13/2012 12:04 PM
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I've been guilty of fake chowing...ohno
High is the way, but all eyes are upon the ground.
You were the light and the way they'll only read about.
I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out.
Ten thousand days in the fire is long enough;
You're going home.

You're the only one who can hold your head up high,
Shake your fists at the gates saying:
"I've come home now!
Fetch me the spirit, the son, and the father.
Tell them their pillar of faith has ascended.
It's time now!
My time now!
Give me my, give me my wings!"
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11/13/2012 12:05 PM
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I used a coupon for a product I didn't buy, and I did it on purpose...there, happy now?!!
 Quoting: BRIEF




I don't think I was really asking for secrets, but sure, I'm happy.
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11/13/2012 12:06 PM
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I've been guilty of fake chowing...ohno
 Quoting: He Who Walks The Line


Chow Down , When I come to yo town...

Chow Down , When I's westward bound
Larry Sinclair
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11/13/2012 12:07 PM
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I use to ride around in the back of a limo with Barry Obama and suck his cock while he smoked crack.
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11/13/2012 12:08 PM
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I use to ride around in the back of a limo with Barry Obama and suck his cock while he smoked crack.
 Quoting: Larry Sinclair 27669019


That was a Gremlin and a homeless guy.... That's why we don't do crack kids.
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11/13/2012 12:08 PM
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I use to ride around in the back of a limo with Barry Obama and suck his cock while he smoked crack.
 Quoting: Larry Sinclair 27669019


spock
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11/13/2012 12:14 PM
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Larry! It's not a secret since 2008!
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11/13/2012 12:43 PM
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Things you hardly dare to remember.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26980506

I accept and embrace my dirtiest secrets. No shame. No regrets.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777372


Then you haven't lived enough.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26980506


Shut up OP.

I don't have any dirty secrets.

And it's not because I haven't lived, it's because nothing I've done makes me ashamed of myself.

Live with pride - or suffer like a fool
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1266452


Exactly. Life is for the living.

In the 40+ years that I've been alive I've made some godawful blunders that have hurt me and sometimes the people I love, but I don't regret those choices any more than I regret my greatest triumphs.

You see, this is the tapestry of my life - some parts of it are beautiful, some threads are a tangled mess and there are patches where the weaving is fucked up beyond all recognition. Nevertheless, I appreciate every bit of it, because that's how a human life should look like.

The horrible truth about the human condition is that we are truly free. There are no gods, devils or any other absolute moral authorities who'd compel us to do things. It is only us who determine how we live our lives, and the only course of action that we cannot choose is not to make choices. Every day, every hour and every minute we choose, because we cannot not choose. Sometimes we get those choices wrong and then we can only live with the consequences. Of course, you can choose regret, but regret doesn't help anyone. It can only hurt.
CrazyMama73

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11/13/2012 12:59 PM

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I finished grocery shopping, paid, packed the van and got home. After bringing everything inside I realized I forgot to show the case of pop to the cashier, which was at the bottom of the cart.

This happened today and I really feel horrible about it. I told my husband and he said I would be a complete moran if I go back to tell them and pay for it, which is what I told him I wanted to do.
CrazyMama73
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11/13/2012 01:09 PM
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far too many to recount so not going to bother, however life is a learning curve and sometimes we make mistakes.. there are many that I cringe over, however they are part of who I am and to be honest most have made me a better person in myself, least that is the lie I keep telling myself :)
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11/13/2012 01:14 PM
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my dirtiest secret is the fact that I masturbate, twice a day. sometimes three.

and i counsel people how to quit masturbation for a living.
BRIEF
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11/13/2012 01:17 PM

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I finished grocery shopping, paid, packed the van and got home. After bringing everything inside I realized I forgot to show the case of pop to the cashier, which was at the bottom of the cart.

This happened today and I really feel horrible about it. I told my husband and he said I would be a complete moran if I go back to tell them and pay for it, which is what I told him I wanted to do.
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


If you spend a lot there, as a loyal customer, then consider it a free gift...spending $400-600/month at my grocery store I feel entitled to a freebee now and then :)
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
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11/13/2012 01:18 PM
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i'm sure this guy Chris Hansen, is full of surprises
Maguyver
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11/13/2012 01:22 PM

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I had a great girlfriend from Taiwan a while back. She told me I shouldn't let a small penis get in the way of what could be a great relationship. I sort of felt bad because I wanted to tell her I would rather she didn't have one at all.

/bada bing!/

rimshot
Adversity is inevitable, misery is optional.

Do or do not. There is no try.

"The enemy will never attack where you are strongest...He will attack where you are weakest. If you do not know your weakest point, be certain, your enemy will." Sun Tzu
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11/13/2012 01:26 PM
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I had a great girlfriend from Taiwan a while back. She told me I shouldn't let a small penis get in the way of what could be a great relationship. I sort of felt bad because I wanted to tell her I would rather she didn't have one at all.

/bada bing!/

rimshot
 Quoting: Maguyver


Well at least it wasn't a total SURPRISE!
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11/13/2012 01:35 PM
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my dirtiest secret is the fact that I masturbate, twice a day. sometimes three.

and i counsel people how to quit masturbation for a living.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2785258


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