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How do I de-program my brain from porn? Virgin here and its seriously affecting my chances of ever getting laid...

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/13/2012 03:57 PM
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How do I de-program my brain from porn? Virgin here and its seriously affecting my chances of ever getting laid...
I'm only 24 and my standards of women are so ridiculously high due to the benchmark set by watching too much porn that I fear I will never get laid or get a girlfriend.

Even worse, I can't even approach or talk to these hot women I long desire to mate with thanks to my social anxiety...

So far I have gone without porn for a max of 3 months, but I still am attracted to only the "hotties" whenever I'm out and about or with friends.

Seriously if anyone can offer any advice on how I can go about de-programming my brain from porn so that I get my life back on track, I will be eternally grateful.
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11/13/2012 03:59 PM
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Re: How do I de-program my brain from porn? Virgin here and its seriously affecting my chances of ever getting laid...
just be an asshole, trust me it works

ohyeah
The Light Under the Door

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11/13/2012 04:00 PM

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Re: How do I de-program my brain from porn? Virgin here and its seriously affecting my chances of ever getting laid...
You sound male.
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11/13/2012 04:03 PM
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Re: How do I de-program my brain from porn? Virgin here and its seriously affecting my chances of ever getting laid...
You sound male.
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11/13/2012 04:04 PM
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Re: How do I de-program my brain from porn? Virgin here and its seriously affecting my chances of ever getting laid...
just be an asshole, trust me it works

ohyeah
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its not in my nature to be an asshole...

I consider myself a humble nice guy

tomato
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11/13/2012 04:05 PM
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Re: How do I de-program my brain from porn? Virgin here and its seriously affecting my chances of ever getting laid...
3 rules for getting laid.

go ugly early
if you have standards, lower them
every girl is beautiful with your schlong in her mouth
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11/13/2012 04:06 PM
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Re: How do I de-program my brain from porn? Virgin here and its seriously affecting my chances of ever getting laid...
just be an asshole, trust me it works

ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22441207


its not in my nature to be an asshole...

I consider myself a humble nice guy

tomato
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27685388


Then you'll never get laid.

Virgin at 24, you're already WAY behind.
Anonymous Coward
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11/13/2012 04:07 PM
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Re: How do I de-program my brain from porn? Virgin here and its seriously affecting my chances of ever getting laid...
Most of the males that aren't quite alpha male status are laid by 24, OP the clock is ticking
Anonymous Coward
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11/13/2012 04:28 PM
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Re: How do I de-program my brain from porn? Virgin here and its seriously affecting my chances of ever getting laid...
Dude, just read art of attraction books online. They will at minimum help you get laid once. With practice, you will gain confidence and eventually get the women you want. You should be looking for true love however, that is the only thing that really matters. Other sex is meaningless anyway.
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11/13/2012 04:29 PM

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Re: How do I de-program my brain from porn? Virgin here and its seriously affecting my chances of ever getting laid...
Dude, just read art of attraction books online. They will at minimum help you get laid once. With practice, you will gain confidence and eventually get the women you want. You should be looking for true love however, that is the only thing that really matters. Other sex is meaningless anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23630618


Also books about reading body language if you're going to start a reading list.
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11/13/2012 04:32 PM
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Re: How do I de-program my brain from porn? Virgin here and its seriously affecting my chances of ever getting laid...
bsflag this story just stinks of bull shit

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