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I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?

 
Anonymous Coward
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
You're fucking nuts. Guess that's to be expected with you crazy ass jesus cult folks. Seriously, it's 2012. Get over it, it's not real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27768559


Your kind just needs to get educated.


Wed Oct 8/30/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


What makes you think youre so goddamn special that you think you know it all, and that what you know is the ultimate truth?

News flash Russ...You don't know SHIT in the grand scheme of things, and neither does anyone else.

Holding yourself above others and acting as if you know the truth is arrogant and ignorant. On top of that, trying to get people to change their religious views is wrong and suggests that you are actually insecure deep down. So why not just live your life in accordance to your beliefs and leave everyone else's beliefs to their own accord?
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
You're fucking nuts. Guess that's to be expected with you crazy ass jesus cult folks. Seriously, it's 2012. Get over it, it's not real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27768559


Your kind just needs to get educated.


Wed Oct 8/30/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


What makes you think youre so goddamn special that you think you know it all, and that what you know is the ultimate truth?

News flash Russ...You don't know SHIT in the grand scheme of things, and neither does anyone else.

Holding yourself above others and acting as if you know the truth is arrogant and ignorant. On top of that, trying to get people to change their religious views is wrong and suggests that you are actually insecure deep down. So why not just live your life in accordance to your beliefs and leave everyone else's beliefs to their own accord?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9201288


Maybe you haven't noticed but there are a lot of problems in the world. Uniting into this will fix them all.


Wed Oct 8/30/12
John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
Just curious, Russ, why do you have such a low karma score? And why do you think that people want to get away from Obama's influence want to join you and have you in charge? No offense but this is really stupid. I hope your 5 signatures give you good self esteem. 5 people out of 8 billion want you to change our calender.
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11/14/2012 11:16 PM
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
You're fucking nuts. Guess that's to be expected with you crazy ass jesus cult folks. Seriously, it's 2012. Get over it, it's not real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27768559


Your kind just needs to get educated.


Wed Oct 8/30/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


What makes you think youre so goddamn special that you think you know it all, and that what you know is the ultimate truth?

News flash Russ...You don't know SHIT in the grand scheme of things, and neither does anyone else.

Holding yourself above others and acting as if you know the truth is arrogant and ignorant. On top of that, trying to get people to change their religious views is wrong and suggests that you are actually insecure deep down. So why not just live your life in accordance to your beliefs and leave everyone else's beliefs to their own accord?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9201288


Maybe you haven't noticed but there are a lot of problems in the world. Uniting into this will fix them all.


Wed Oct 8/30/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


Uh, ya, I've noticed, you condescending prick.

And no, it will not fix anything, because religion divides people, and religion is the basis of your calendar. You are living in a delusional fantasy world.
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
Yes because all this world needs to survive is a calendar.
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
Cmon guys! Isnt it OBVIOUS what we need to do to "fix everything"?? We need to elect Russ to change our calender and turn all of our holidays into the days that HE designed. Its the only solution that makes sense
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11/14/2012 11:28 PM
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
Abib is the first month in Gods calendar, your Talmudic/lunar hybrid calendar is wrong.


Exo 12:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses and Aaron in the land of Egypt, saying,
Exo 12:2 This month shall be unto you the beginning of months: it shall be the first month of the year to you.


Exo_13:4 This day came ye out in the month Abib.

Deu_16:1 Observe the month of Abib, and keep the passover unto the LORD thy God: for in the month of Abib the LORD thy God brought thee forth out of Egypt by night.
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you calendar is retarded and I'm tired of hearing of it.
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
Why is the religious capital of the world in Niagra Falls?
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
god bless you russ.

i still think you're fucking crazy dude but i respect your dedication and i believe or at least hope youre intentions are pure.

peace be with you.
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
Personally I would rather see you kill yourself, as would the majority of people on this planet. My recommendation would be to drink 8 or 9 bottles of Nyquil and take two boxes of Tylenol PM.

Post back your results!
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
Why is the religious capital of the world in Niagra Falls?
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because canada is seceeding from the united states.
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11/15/2012 12:11 AM
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:OBAMAFP:
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
FUCK OFF AND STFU ABOUT THAT STOOOPID CALENDAR

YOU'RE ONE COMPLETELY OBSESSED WHACK JOB

GO GET THE HELP YOU NEED PLS.
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
Yes because all this world needs to survive is a calendar.
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lol
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
It comes up with eta with nibirou with solear fleers just like that through worm hole all od a sudden it apears just like that for us no god!
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
Sure Russ.... You know I support you.
All this has happened before, and will happen again.
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This sucks
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Sometimes I honestly can't tell if your trolling or not.......
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
Dumb calender, all it does is add religious dates. Big woop... Too bad this is literally impossible to be implemented to calenders as it will be conflicting secularism in the government.. good try but fuck no. Stupid.
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
Signed it. Only 24994 more signatures to go!
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
Just because so many folks want to secede from the union, does NOT mean they want to leap onto your platform.
 Quoting: Esmee


It is the only sane platform to unite into


Tue Oct 8/29/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


You mean unite people into your own bigoted, religious agenda.
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
Uhhhh Russ.... what are you thinking my friend...?
You know I tipped my hat to you in your campaign for president but...
"Why have the nations been in tumult
And the national groups themselves kept muttering an empty thing?
 2 The kings of earth take their stand
And high officials themselves have massed together as one
Against Jehovah and against his anointed one,
 3 [Saying:] “Let us tear their bands apart
And cast their cords away from us!”
 4 The very One sitting in the heavens will laugh;
Jehovah himself will hold them in derision.
 5 At that time he will speak to them in his anger
And in his hot displeasure he will disturb them,
 6 [Saying:] “I, even I, have installed my king
Upon Zion, my holy mountain.” Ps2:1
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
DGN and Russ- between the two of you you could get some traction.
It is just a matter of marketing to the bigger sucker and there are always lots of those around Heaven knows.

Maybe DGN could hook you up with one or a few of those cute JW missionary girls.

They don't mind a drink ya know- take it from there and see what happens- you could find true love and Followers!
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11/15/2012 01:02 AM
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After all they have a huge marketing arm just waiting to adopt your doctrine for increased sales.
A publishing arm with quota distributions.
Managed like a good business in fact.
Except a lot of the agents jsut end up with tons of the literature in their garages and pay for them themselves to hit quaota.

Maybe your scheme could give them the content they need and fresh sales impetus- go for it boys- a big new market out there and the mormons can't compete!
Revolutionary and ground breaking thats what it is!
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I actually like reading your threads/posts mate.

KUTGW lol.
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
expanding the criteria for mental illness
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11/15/2012 01:24 AM
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
Your calender would confuse me too much
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor


I think it looks really simple
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]


Wed Oct 8/30/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ



Give me my own holiday and I'll sign.
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
I notice the mean vulgar people are against it. Which makes sense.

Repent

Wed Oct 8/30/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


That was way cool.

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