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I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?

 
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Muhahaha.
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Russ calendar is exactly like a Ferrari in my oppinion Russ is a genius and you just won't give him the time, I cannot wait for a new Jerusalem Russ. You should become a Freemason and hehe other things.
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Sign the petition to unite all of the states that want to secede for a United States of America again

Tue Oct 8/29/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


You still alive?
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11/15/2012 02:27 AM
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Sign the petition to unite all of the states that want to secede for a United States of America again

Tue Oct 8/29/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


Everyone that wants to secede is against Union Organization. You're on your own.
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
No thanks.

Seceding from the USA is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard of.

What good would it do? None.

Kiss goodbye billions of dollars in support for your State. Medicare, Highways, you name it. Got a military base or more in your State? Good luck keeping them.

Government contractors employ people in your State? Bye-bye jobs.

It's a complete waste of time and energy. We could be spending our time on problems we CAN do something about.

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Sign the petition to unite all of the states that want to secede for a United States of America again

Tue Oct 8/29/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


Signed it.
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No thanks.

Seceding from the USA is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard of.

What good would it do? None.

Kiss goodbye billions of dollars in support for your State. Medicare, Highways, you name it. Got a military base or more in your State? Good luck keeping them.

Government contractors employ people in your State? Bye-bye jobs.

It's a complete waste of time and energy. We could be spending our time on problems we CAN do something about.

:YeahRight77:
 Quoting: BillTheKat


Where does the US.gov get its money?
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
i hope you die painfully
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
"implement the New Jerusalem calendar to unite all of the states that want to secede.

A petition for the US government to install the New Jerusalem calendar"

Russ, if the states secede, the US government won't have any control over them any more. Therefore, the US government won't be able to install the New Jerusalem calendar upon those states. Therefore your petition is dumb.
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Up to 5 signatures now.




Wed Oct 8/30/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


A few more and you can rent a short bus and pimp the NEW JEW CAl in vegas to homeless and crack addicts!

And remember folks

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― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go!

Make a regular practice of Miswak for verily it is the purification for the mouth and a means of the pleasure of the Lord. Wait! What?? Islam the oral jihads handbook pg 12.
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A stunning and innovative idea.Would love to '100 star' you but please accept my humble contribution of 5 stars.
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
"implement the New Jerusalem calendar to unite all of the states that want to secede.

A petition for the US government to install the New Jerusalem calendar"

Russ, if the states secede, the US government won't have any control over them any more. Therefore, the US government won't be able to install the New Jerusalem calendar upon those states. Therefore your petition is dumb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26102938


The US government implements the New Jerusalem calendar as a way to solve the secession problem and unite the states again.


Thu Oct 8/31/12
John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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A stunning and innovative idea.Would love to '100 star' you but please accept my humble contribution of 5 stars.
 Quoting: carpet 26257115


Thanks

Thu Oct 8/31/12
John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
Your calender would confuse me too much
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor


Confusing? huh Well don't delay because the deadline for action is Saturday October 7/10/11!

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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11/15/2012 04:52 AM
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I just can't get on board with this calendat. There is no Festivus for the restofus.
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I just can't get on board with this calendat. There is no Festivus for the restofus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1259549


No Airing of Grievances or Feats of Strength?!?

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11/15/2012 05:21 AM
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]

Isn't it beautiful?

Wed Oct 8/30/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


No, The world is falling apart Russ and your making fucking calendars. Piss off.

All you do is come here daily spamming this shite. Get a fucking life geezer.
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
"implement the New Jerusalem calendar to unite all of the states that want to secede.

A petition for the US government to install the New Jerusalem calendar"

Russ, if the states secede, the US government won't have any control over them any more. Therefore, the US government won't be able to install the New Jerusalem calendar upon those states. Therefore your petition is dumb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26102938


The US government implements the New Jerusalem calendar as a way to solve the secession problem and unite the states again.
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


Did you put that on your petition? Or does your petition say:

"implement the New Jerusalem calendar to unite all of the states that want to secede.

A petition for the US government to install the New Jerusalem calendar"
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only 24,994 signatures left!
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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
No thanks.

Seceding from the USA is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard of.

What good would it do? None.

Kiss goodbye billions of dollars in support for your State. Medicare, Highways, you name it. Got a military base or more in your State? Good luck keeping them.

Government contractors employ people in your State? Bye-bye jobs.

It's a complete waste of time and energy. We could be spending our time on problems we CAN do something about.

YeahRight77
 Quoting: BillTheKat


Where does the US.gov get its money?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27784411


Wow!

You really are that stupid.

Go ahead. Secede.

I can't wait to see this....

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Re: I started a petition to unite all of the states that want to secede into the New Jerusalem calendar platform. Want to sign it?
Sorry Russ, I need the 4th of July off.
4th of July, besides US Independance day, this is the only day I can legally shoot my cannon in my back yard.

I cannot support your calendar.
I'm tired of waiting, somebody push the damn button already!

Please ignore the German flag, I am an American.

Keep your 72 virgins, give me one old biker chick.