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BREAKING: White House To Review Online Secession Petitions

 
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Get it while its HOT!

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"In the days since President Obama was re-elected, visitors to the WhiteHouse.gov site We the People have submitted a wave of petitions calling on Obama to allow 36 states to peacefully secede from the United States."
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11/13/2012 10:49 PM
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They are just forming a Nixon style enemy list. Better hope your IRS filings are correct. Even if they are,they can still mess with you.
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11/13/2012 11:06 PM
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It's funny...I hate all politicians regardless of their party affiliation. However, at the same time, it would definitely appear that the losers this time around are FAR more immature.

It would be far easier for you just to leave the country/move if you hate it here so much. Stop being whiny bitches and take control of your life if you think the government is controlling it too much. You DO have the power to leave. You could immigrate to another place.
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11/13/2012 11:58 PM
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LOL there is a petition on there as well, to kick everyone who signs those secession petitions out of the country.
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11/14/2012 12:00 AM
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It's funny...I hate all politicians regardless of their party affiliation. However, at the same time, it would definitely appear that the losers this time around are FAR more immature.

It would be far easier for you just to leave the country/move if you hate it here so much. Stop being whiny bitches and take control of your life if you think the government is controlling it too much. You DO have the power to leave. You could immigrate to another place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26206162


If you want to live in a two bit dictatorship, move to North Korea. This is our country, and we want it the way it was meant to be.
Scram lumpy, and go play with your Red friends.
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11/14/2012 12:00 AM
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heres how that goes.
Obama hands the list of people to the satanic military and then everyone who signed a petition explodes in a mysterious 'gas explosion' while drones fly overhead whistling innocently.
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11/14/2012 12:02 AM
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It's funny...I hate all politicians regardless of their party affiliation. However, at the same time, it would definitely appear that the losers this time around are FAR more immature.

It would be far easier for you just to leave the country/move if you hate it here so much. Stop being whiny bitches and take control of your life if you think the government is controlling it too much. You DO have the power to leave. You could immigrate to another place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26206162


If you want to live in a two bit dictatorship, move to North Korea. This is our country, and we want it the way it was meant to be.
Scram lumpy, and go play with your Red friends.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27679297


thought about it, but since I have a college loan I am no longer allowed to leave the country because the bankers don't want their debt slaves to escape and the government does whatever the bankers want.

so it's fight or flight. flight isn't an option so......
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11/14/2012 12:05 AM
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This will help narrow down where to put FEMA Camps
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It's funny...I hate all politicians regardless of their party affiliation. However, at the same time, it would definitely appear that the losers this time around are FAR more immature.

It would be far easier for you just to leave the country/move if you hate it here so much. Stop being whiny bitches and take control of your life if you think the government is controlling it too much. You DO have the power to leave. You could immigrate to another place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26206162

Move where?

The entire Western world is a homogenized shithole. They're ALL heading in the same direction... following in America's footsteps.

There is no country suitable to this cause.

This cause requires a fresh slate to create a new civilization from.
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11/14/2012 12:11 AM
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This will help narrow down where to put FEMA Camps
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Probably true.

The corrupt White House staff will look at it....note the names....say NO.....and then resume the destruction of the USA.

....and yes....if things get bad enough you can assume these names are now on a "government hater" blacklist.
Nazi SS and Stalin used similar blacklists.


ochange
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Shoot, the White House probably started the petitions.
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You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Valerie is coming to town
She's making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
Valerie is coming to town
She sees you when you're sleeping
She knows when you're awake
She knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for Communism sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Valerie is coming to town
Valerie is coming to town
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For gawd's sake...stop the fear mongering.


The "now the gov't knows who you are and are gonna git ya" scare tactic is gettig old.


The American people have the fricken right to voice their concerns. And if they sign a petition to "peacefully secede," they have that right to do so. At least for now they do.
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11/14/2012 12:27 AM
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uhoh speghettio's time for some people to go on the black list, or red list...or whatever the fuck list it is.
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11/14/2012 12:29 AM
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so 36 differnt governments will help?
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11/14/2012 12:35 AM

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Even though I totally agree with the petitions there's no why in hell I'd sign one. Remember what that Chicago thug Valerie Jarrett tweeted right before the election about having their revenge after they won the election. Sounds like they knew something the rest of us didn't and were making a list as they went on to identify all the boat rockers for the next 4 years.
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Get it while its HOT!

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This will be their starting line for future FEMA camp residents. Take the chip and walk away or a guillotine.
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Strip the Citizenship from Everyone who Signed a Petition to Secede and Exile Them

Mr. President, please sign an executive order such that each American citizen who signed a petition from any state to secede from the USA shall have their citizenship stripped and be peacefully deported.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15193147


The President can't sign an Executive Order stripping anyone's fucking citizenship, anymore than he will do shit about these online protest petitions.

Executive Orders are "supposed" to be directives to the Bureaucracy on how to do things, what policies to implement, and so forth. THEY DO NOT CARRY THE AUTHORITY OF LAW OVER A U.S. CITIZEN!!!

People seem to have forgoten this little factiod...part of the problem no doubt...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Strip the Citizenship from Everyone who Signed a Petition to Secede and Exile Them

Mr. President, please sign an executive order such that each American citizen who signed a petition from any state to secede from the USA shall have their citizenship stripped and be peacefully deported.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15193147


I am an Honorably Discharged Veteran of THESE united States...Whom do you think OR Believe is going to "strip" me of my Citizenship? Just in case YOU think I said my Oath of Honor backwards when I Detached.......WELL....you are wrong.
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so 36 differnt governments will help?
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It's up to 47 now, and that's my point. We don't need to Secede...we need to expell Washington D.C. from the Union...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Strip the Citizenship from Everyone who Signed a Petition to Secede and Exile Them

Mr. President, please sign an executive order such that each American citizen who signed a petition from any state to secede from the USA shall have their citizenship stripped and be peacefully deported.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15193147


The President can't sign an Executive Order stripping anyone's fucking citizenship, anymore than he will do shit about these online protest petitions.

Executive Orders are "supposed" to be directives to the Bureaucracies under the Executive Branch on how to do things, what policies to implement, and so forth. THEY DO NOT CARRY THE AUTHORITY OF LAW OVER A U.S. CITIZEN!!!

People seem to have forgoten this little factiod...part of the problem no doubt...
 Quoting: Saddletramp

"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Wheres the petition to abolish and reestablish the federl guvment as pointed out as an option by our very own Constitution?
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so 36 differnt governments will help?
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


It's up to 47 now, and that's my point. We don't need to Secede...we need to expell Washington D.C. from the Union...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


Fuck, could you imagine GLP after all those elections, it would never fucking end
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"In response to the Paperwork Reduction Act, the Department Of Homeland Security has determined that it is now more efficient to keep a list of those not on a list"
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so 36 differnt governments will help?
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


It's up to 47 now, and that's my point. We don't need to Secede...we need to expell Washington D.C. from the Union...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


Fuck, could you imagine GLP after all those elections, it would never fucking end
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


laughing
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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so 36 differnt governments will help?
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


It's up to 47 now, and that's my point. We don't need to Secede...we need to expell Washington D.C. from the Union...
 Quoting: Saddletramp



Now ..... THAT is a concept worth considering....and might even be plausible. hmm
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[link to petitions.whitehouse.gov (secure)]

Strip the Citizenship from Everyone who Signed a Petition to Secede and Exile Them

Mr. President, please sign an executive order such that each American citizen who signed a petition from any state to secede from the USA shall have their citizenship stripped and be peacefully deported.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15193147


The President can't sign an Executive Order stripping anyone's fucking citizenship, anymore than he will do shit about these online protest petitions.

Executive Orders are "supposed" to be directives to the Bureaucracy on how to do things, what policies to implement, and so forth. THEY DO NOT CARRY THE AUTHORITY OF LAW OVER A U.S. CITIZEN!!!

People seem to have forgoten this little factiod...part of the problem no doubt...
 Quoting: Saddletramp

Heard of REX 57?

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