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That dog may cost you $100,000 a day

 
Guenwyfar

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For a sprinkler hitting the pavement? chuckle wtf?
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11/14/2012 12:03 PM
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you forgot the fire department ^^^^^ they have to charge 100k to put out your fire to cover the fine. and now they cant practice anymore. it costs too much in non-emergency situations.
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11/14/2012 12:05 PM

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Just another way to make criminals out of ordinary law abiding citizens and make them pay the fine or do the time...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.
Ayn Rand
And by and by Christopher Robin came to an end of things, and he was silent, and he sat there, looking out over the world, just wishing it wouldn't stop.

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I have asked the plants and the plants do not remember, the plants have asked the rocks and the rocks do not recall...even the rocks do not recall. Jak and Daxter Precurser Legacy
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11/14/2012 12:08 PM
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more crazy crap like this to come...
CA.Democratic legislative leaders declared that they had captured a supermajority of each house, the first time in more than 100 years that the party has wielded such power.
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11/14/2012 12:11 PM
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Under the draft rules, ordinary homeowners may face six years in prison and fines of $100,000 a day if they are deemed serial offenders of such new crimes as allowing sprinklers to hit the pavement, washing a car in the driveway, or, conceivably, failing to pick up dog poop promptly from their own backyards, let alone the sidewalk.

Cities throughout San Diego, south Orange and southwest Riverside counties must enforce the law, and set up 24-hour hot lines for people to report violations by their neighbors.

The new regulations even apply to firefighters, who would be forced to somehow capture and scrub the water running down the street from fire hoses and burning buildings......

[link to www.nctimes.com]
 Quoting: 411 24693410


rofl
lol
lmao

Couldn't write this stuff. What's the thinking behind this?
I don't think so,
he's up there with the others laying low,
vying with those who you've traded your life to to bless your soul,
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11/14/2012 12:17 PM
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Under the draft rules, ordinary homeowners may face six years in prison and fines of $100,000 a day if they are deemed serial offenders of such new crimes as allowing sprinklers to hit the pavement, washing a car in the driveway, or, conceivably, failing to pick up dog poop promptly from their own backyards, let alone the sidewalk.

Cities throughout San Diego, south Orange and southwest Riverside counties must enforce the law, and set up 24-hour hot lines for people to report violations by their neighbors.

The new regulations even apply to firefighters, who would be forced to somehow capture and scrub the water running down the street from fire hoses and burning buildings......

[link to www.nctimes.com]
 Quoting: 411 24693410


rofl
lol
lmao

Couldn't write this stuff. What's the thinking behind this?
 Quoting: NSF001


Control of course.
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11/14/2012 12:25 PM
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Just another way to make criminals out of ordinary law abiding citizens and make them pay the fine or do the time...
 Quoting: Saddletramp

clappa

What is needed is a close inspection of all Senior Public Servants residences...maybe a camera placed over their gardens and taps, and one up the arse of the 2 kitties roaming around No. 10 Downing Street; to find out exactly where they are off-loading..At least the public could control that, unlike the filthy turds from their masters mouths dumped without sanction in billions of living rooms regularly and expect us to try and clean up...fuuuuuuck sake!!!!
 Quoting: Lips Of Lucifer


They are usually the biggest offenders.
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11/14/2012 12:28 PM
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For a sprinkler hitting the pavement? chuckle wtf?
 Quoting: Guenwyfar


Not that it makes a difference but they mean the water from the sprinkler
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11/14/2012 12:35 PM
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Under the draft rules, ordinary homeowners may face six years in prison and fines of $100,000 a day if they are deemed serial offenders of such new crimes as allowing sprinklers to hit the pavement, washing a car in the driveway, or, conceivably, failing to pick up dog poop promptly from their own backyards, let alone the sidewalk.

Cities throughout San Diego, south Orange and southwest Riverside counties must enforce the law, and set up 24-hour hot lines for people to report violations by their neighbors.

The new regulations even apply to firefighters, who would be forced to somehow capture and scrub the water running down the street from fire hoses and burning buildings......

[link to www.nctimes.com]
 Quoting: 411 24693410


IF YOU ARE A VICTIM CALL THE RUTHERFORD FOUNDATION OR INSTITUTE, THEIR ATTORNEYS WILL FIGHT ON YOUR BEHALF.
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11/14/2012 01:21 PM

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Unconstitutional, period.
*Insert noble phrase here*
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11/14/2012 01:31 PM
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So how come people are not voting with their feet and just leaving?

Pretty soon with no one left to pay for supposed offences committed, they should soon get the message..

All I can say is, thank goodness I live where I live.
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11/14/2012 01:39 PM
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Where I come from, it's common courtesy to pick up dog shit whether it's your yard, your neighbor's yard, or even the yard of someone you don't like or don't know. This is without the threat of fines and all that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23683415


Who the hell cares about dog shit in my yard? I have a fence around it with barbed wire, and the door is never answered. If I catch you on my land, I will warn and photograph you that the next time I catch you, you will be arrested. Nobody is welcome unless invited.

BTW, I don't have a dog. My alarm is far more effective.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26067218


i heard that thereis a law that states you must allow access to your front door, in case someone needs to contact you/whatever.
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11/14/2012 01:39 PM

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Just another way to make criminals out of ordinary law abiding citizens and make them pay the fine or do the time...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


another way to turn regular people into spies and police...

turn people on each other and the can be controlled.
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11/14/2012 01:54 PM
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If people cared as much about others feelings as they do their own...we wouldn't need all the laws.
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11/14/2012 01:57 PM
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I think a certain government has gotten a little too big for it's britches.
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11/14/2012 02:10 PM
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OMG, I hate California although I have never been there. I have been to 28 states and was 5 hours away once, but my hatred for liberal bullshit precludes me from going.

F$ck that.
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11/14/2012 02:14 PM
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if i were king i would end these peoples jobs, they have no place making rules. i would transform bomb technology to seed clusters and crop dust water onto the bombed land and grow food worldwide

Last Edited by Daersoulkeeper on 11/14/2012 02:15 PM
the real reason most people on this planet are the most ignorant gullible people that have ever lived is a little thing called the

TELL-LIE-VISION

television

when you watch it, you put the I(you) in television and you get tel(i)evision

tell lie vision
Guenwyfar

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11/14/2012 02:17 PM

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For a sprinkler hitting the pavement? chuckle wtf?
 Quoting: Guenwyfar


Not that it makes a difference but they mean the water from the sprinkler
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24693410


That's what I assumed it meant. Still stupid.
Guenwyfar

"Karma is like a rubberband.. it can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face."

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

"Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem."
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11/14/2012 02:23 PM
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For a sprinkler hitting the pavement? chuckle wtf?
 Quoting: Guenwyfar


Not that it makes a difference but they mean the water from the sprinkler
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24693410


That's what I assumed it meant. Still stupid.
 Quoting: Guenwyfar


True.
Alufiend
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11/14/2012 02:39 PM
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Next its going to be illegal for rain to fall on your house. And you can't collect it or divert it cause its already illegal to do so.
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11/14/2012 02:42 PM
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wtf , is that real???
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11/14/2012 02:45 PM
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All sounds fine to me, whats the problem ?
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11/14/2012 02:47 PM
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Land of fruits and nuts does it again! How stupid can these ass-holes be?
 Quoting: Epic Beard Guy


Yeah? Well what are you going to do about it when similar bullshit comes your home town?
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Next its going to be illegal for rain to fall on your house. And you can't collect it or divert it cause its already illegal to do so.
 Quoting: Alufiend 27691760


Actually I had to disconnect my sump pump from the sewer and make it pump out into my yard...I do collect rainwater though...
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Under the draft rules, ordinary homeowners may face six years in prison and fines of $100,000 a day if they are deemed serial offenders of such new crimes as allowing sprinklers to hit the pavement, washing a car in the driveway, or, conceivably, failing to pick up dog poop promptly from their own backyards, let alone the sidewalk.

Cities throughout San Diego, south Orange and southwest Riverside counties must enforce the law, and set up 24-hour hot lines for people to report violations by their neighbors.

The new regulations even apply to firefighters, who would be forced to somehow capture and scrub the water running down the street from fire hoses and burning buildings......

[link to www.nctimes.com]
 Quoting: 411 24693410


More Facist liberal policy.


hitler
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11/14/2012 02:48 PM
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Starting to get annoyed at all the republican bullshit.

UN agenda 21 ≠ liberal or conservative

They are fucking with your minds. The difference is, a liberal individual, who tends to be more educated, will blame corrupt government officials. And the conservative, who tends to be near-sighted on everything, always blames the other guys, the liberals.

They divide. They keep doing the same trick over and over, and you guys keep falling for it again and again. Which only shows how smart you guys really are...
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11/14/2012 02:52 PM

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Don't worry boys, stay calm now...everything's going to be OKfyn
It's not that bad living under communism...
Well, sometimes there is no food, electricity and you have to learn how to tell anti government jokes without getting in trouble and such fun staff...

It is so nice without electricity, imagine all of the romantic dinners with your partner, not having a car is also for your own good. You'll be in good shape from walking and the rivers will be soooo clean with happy fish swimming inside (since there is no car to wash), after all think about planet Earth!
And the firefighters, you have to admit are PRETTY wasteful with that water ... you'll survive. Believe me, I did for almost 20 years. grinning

Last Edited by Lilac.Nights on 11/14/2012 03:13 PM
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God I wish CA would fall into the ocean already.
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11/14/2012 03:07 PM

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The UN and Agenda 21.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26741443




Exactly. Household pets are one of the things they have deemed "Unsustainable". Tough. I could cheerfully watch any of those UN bastards starve to death right in front of me while I was feeding my dog.
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11/14/2012 03:22 PM
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Next its going to be illegal for rain to fall on your house. And you can't collect it or divert it cause its already illegal to do so.
 Quoting: Alufiend 27691760


That's Colorado.

How come so many hate Cal, while the state pays more taxes than all the southern border states combined and receives less back? The rest of the country will take the money from the 6th largest economy in the world, and sit and rip on a place most have never even been.

It's a HUGE state with big cities, small towns, rural farm towns, mountain towns, deserts, oceans and beach communities, lots of conservatives (try Santa Barbara county), liberals, in-betweens, veterans, military bases galore and a lot of hard working people just like anywhere else.

I spent my first christmas day there with two topless girls and our dogs on the beach. We ate great food, swam and had a great time. No sex, just three good friends who were working and couldn't be with our families. Wassa problem? I worked 10 hours a day, 7 days a week to live in Santa Barbara. In the film business I worked up to 110 hours a week in Hollywood. I wouldn't trade any of that for anything.

Lighten up, it's not ALL liberal. Almost all my friends were conservative and I don't think I knew anyone who didn't own a gun. All states have ridiculous laws. Isn't it illegal to wear red underwear while washing your car on Sundays in Texas?