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New Doomsday Preppers on NatGeo tonight... LMFAO!!! *PIN THIS PLEASE*

 
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New Doomsday Preppers on NatGeo tonight... LMFAO!!! *PIN THIS PLEASE*
Wow. Just... wow. Seriously, are these people actors or just the real loons of the 'Prepper' label.

And for those who 'prep' (I cringe at the word) do any of you only prepare for one scenario like Small Pox or Russian bombs?

Johnny O: Easily the most annoying nutjob on the show tonight. Talking Darwin and redundancy.... and creeping through the woods to prep his wife n kid n sister in law for a guy... eh... crawling on the floor?
I think Johnny O's plan Z is to off his wife and move in on her sister; and by the way his wife looked, all that enthusiasm and pure joy, I don't think she would have a problem with that.
Sorry, but the guy was just fucking creepy. May even be the Nobody. lol. Redundundunduncy!

The 15 Year Old Kid: WTMF... uhg. Really? I kept hoping momma would take his weapons away. That kid is going to put his eye out, or worse yet, his friend's eye.
Huge casting error, unless the goal is to make 'Preppers' look like loons. Which it is.

The Pig Family: If I had a pig for a daughter like that, a feral grandbaby along with it and that ex wife of his, I'd go into hiding too. Tornadoes my ass. That man was defeated a long, long time ago.

Small Poxalypse Fam: Ok... all I could see was the FREAKISHLY LARGE SIZE OF THE WIFE'S THUMBS!
O...m.... g. Please, someone else... please tell me you also saw this. I am talking thumbs the size of Shaq's big toe, and she had them painted and adorned in a 6" ring of steel or some shit. Good grief! That woman could gut a man through his ass with one thrust! Pretty 'handy' if the 'shtf'. lol

What did you other folks think about the new season opener?
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Re: New Doomsday Preppers on NatGeo tonight... LMFAO!!! *PIN THIS PLEASE*
Honey BooBoo meets Revolution !
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Oh yeah, and the large marge guy, last but certainly not least. Making songs about prepping. wtf? That guy was too fat to live for a year on his food supply (and dont tell me he is going to ever get out of his steel tomb, even if he manages to squeeze his obese, buttered ass in there to begin with).
I give him a week, and when the news breaks that Russia unfueled their bomber, someone will find him in that bunker thing of his soaked in his own fluids, wedged in a chair and his face in a bowl of stew. Like the guy from the movie Seven.
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Re: New Doomsday Preppers on NatGeo tonight... LMFAO!!! *PIN THIS PLEASE*
you write comedy?laugh
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11/14/2012 12:32 AM
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Just an honest take on it. This episode was the most tragic comedy ever imo.
It's been bad in the past but this one hit a whole other level, mang!
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11/14/2012 12:34 AM
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Good grief! That woman could gut a man through his ass with one thrust! Pretty 'handy' if the 'shtf'. lol

What did you other folks think about the new season opener?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1227147


I didn't see it, but that shit had me dying!!!
Eat, drink, and be merry,
for tomorrow,
you may die.
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Be sure to watch it. It is amazing. I promise you will lol!

PLEASE, please someone pin this. People have to be aware. This stuff has to be scripted.
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11/14/2012 12:53 AM
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BAMPTARD!


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*bamP!*

@Enderman!
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11/14/2012 12:57 AM
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Oh yeah, and the large marge guy, last but certainly not least. Making songs about prepping. wtf? That guy was too fat to live for a year on his food supply (and dont tell me he is going to ever get out of his steel tomb, even if he manages to squeeze his obese, buttered ass in there to begin with).
I give him a week, and when the news breaks that Russia unfueled their bomber, someone will find him in that bunker thing of his soaked in his own fluids, wedged in a chair and his face in a bowl of stew. Like the guy from the movie Seven.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1227147


Hahahaha, I was thinking this same thing. To avoid boredom in his lockbox he cooks his stew crap while singing his out of tune nut job songs. He's going to eat himself either to death or to the point where he can't get out of said lockbox in 2,000 years when his property decontaminates.
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Don't forget the tornado family who doesn't need guns if SHTF because they're "psycho" so no one will get by them.
Um no bitch anyone with a WEAPON will get by you.
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11/14/2012 01:15 AM
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Ugh...most embarrassing show ever.

I am sure that they are not the real deal though, real preppers wouldnt tell the whole world about their weapons and food supplies would they...would they ?
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When the Smallpocalypse Now fam suited up and bugged out in front of the whole neighborhood I had to bust out laughing.

If my next door of kin did that I would either open a beer and enjoy it or figure they are juuuuust crazy enough that the magnetic doom poles may be leading them away from impending disaster... and follow them just in case.
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Re: New Doomsday Preppers on NatGeo tonight... LMFAO!!! *PIN THIS PLEASE*
is anyone in this thread a real prepper?

I have a question:

how would you prepare against someone dropping a gas of canister of poisonous gas into your home with something like a potato cannon (in the middle of the night)?

I think most preppers are vulnerable to attack by someone thinking outside the box.
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11/14/2012 03:20 AM
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I like the guy who was on tonight, shot himself in
the thumb, and a few minutes later PASSED OUT.
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the RESULTS of the consequences of your actions

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If you haven't clued in yet, reality TV is mostly fake with only sprinkles of artificial flavored truth. I could go on in detail describing the way it works, the pay scheme, the props, the wannabe actors, but you should have figured this out by now.

Take house hunters, those people already live there.
That Pawn shop one, worst acting ever.
etc etc etc.
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Re: New Doomsday Preppers on NatGeo tonight... LMFAO!!! *PIN THIS PLEASE*
HEY... FUCK YOU! DON'T YOU EVER TALK SHIT ABOUT PAWN STARS!
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HEY... FUCK YOU! DON'T YOU EVER TALK SHIT ABOUT PAWN STARS!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1227147


Yep, figured you for a half-assed script writer, glad I narrowed it down.
/fade out
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11/14/2012 03:42 AM

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It has to be scripted. Real peppers are not stupid enough to go on National TV and reveal all their pepps and location, plan etc....At least not any real pepper I know of and I know of a few.

STUPID SHOW FOR SHEEP!!!
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Re: New Doomsday Preppers on NatGeo tonight... LMFAO!!! *PIN THIS PLEASE*
They do this take make all "preppers" look crazy.
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Re: New Doomsday Preppers on NatGeo tonight... LMFAO!!! *PIN THIS PLEASE*
I watch the show and wonder...they always say
They think I'm crazy, I hope I am.

But maybe they have something here. We all KNOW the economy will collapse, we all know natural and HAARP disasters are on the rise, and as I see what NY/NJ residents are going through....man, I don't want to end up in a FEMA camp!

I don't know what I will do when it all crashes down? They do some extreme things, but there are some good ideas.

What gets me is where do they get the money for building bunkers and all that acreage?
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Bump for the funny!
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