My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself... | |
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| #Geomagnetic_Storm# "Official SunTard" User ID: 1426914 11/14/2012 04:42 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I work from a small attic home office which overlooks our neighbor's yard. She's a lady in her mid forties, not exactly peach but attractive in her own way. Quoting: Ameritard 1467291 She's been on leave (or lost her job?) for the last 2 weeks and every day around 11 am she soaks up whatever sun there is and reads a book or magazine on a lounger. She's always fully clothed and is never blatant about it, but on 5 occassions now I have seen her hand drift south and then off she goes. No noise or frantic porno diddling, just a slow steady movement and then an orgasm where she pulls her knees up and her head bobs from side to side. Then she's back to her book for about an hour then back inside. As I said, she's no hottie but I am absolutely entranced for those few minutes and I find myself waiting for her every day. I'm hoping she goes back to work or finds a job...or am I? Just thought I'd share some good stuff instead of doom. ![]() ![]() |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1467291 11/14/2012 04:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't use the binoculars, you'll ruin it. I've been there. I'm just enjoying watching her enjoy it so it's all good. If she was some little hot teen bunny I'd probably have a heart attack (again)! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 27694035 11/14/2012 05:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1.) Do not actually approach and try to have sex with this woman. She will not appreciate it. And your show will end forever. Anyone who tells you otherwise is probably a stupid virgin or at least hasn't a clue about women. 2.) It's extremely rare to see a woman get herself off when she's not faking it for an audience. You'll never see someone so pure and honest in their sexuality as when nobody's watching. Enjoy it while you can, yes it makes you a perv but she is outdoors and you're only human. |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1467291 11/14/2012 05:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1.) Do not actually approach and try to have sex with this woman. She will not appreciate it. And your show will end forever. Anyone who tells you otherwise is probably a stupid virgin or at least hasn't a clue about women. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27694035 2.) It's extremely rare to see a woman get herself off when she's not faking it for an audience. You'll never see someone so pure and honest in their sexuality as when nobody's watching. Enjoy it while you can, yes it makes you a perv but she is outdoors and you're only human. Son, I'm old n ugly and believe me I'm appreciating it! :-) |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1467291 11/14/2012 05:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well maybe you should have a go. I look as near to GLP Uncle as anyone can get so for me it's a no go lol If she's that horny, I don't think she'll mind as long you can get it up and give her a good banging. Now this is the grey are lol |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1467291 11/14/2012 05:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well maybe you should have a go. I look as near to GLP Uncle as anyone can get so for me it's a no go lol If she's that horny, I don't think she'll mind as long you can get it up and give her a good banging. Now this is the grey area lol |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 27700137 11/14/2012 05:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's reading a romance novel. If you've ever gone through one then you know it is their version of porno. She gets hot in the ass and flicks her bean. I used to bang a little hottie who'd walk around her house naked. Her neighbor was a doctor and the houses we separated by a driveway. She did it to tease the guy and thought it was funny. The doctor was married and his wife couldn't hold a candle to this girl. I was like you're a fucked up chick. So I used her as a sperm urinal and kicked her twisted ass to the curb a few months later. |
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