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My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...

 
Ameritard
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11/14/2012 04:36 AM
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My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
I work from a small attic home office which overlooks our neighbor's yard. She's a lady in her mid forties, not exactly peach but attractive in her own way.
She's been on leave (or lost her job?) for the last 2 weeks and every day around 11 am she soaks up whatever sun there is and reads a book or magazine on a lounger.
She's always fully clothed and is never blatant about it, but on 5 occassions now I have seen her hand drift south and then off she goes.
No noise or frantic porno diddling, just a slow steady movement and then an orgasm where she pulls her knees up and her head bobs from side to side.
Then she's back to her book for about an hour then back inside.
As I said, she's no hottie but I am absolutely entranced for those few minutes and I find myself waiting for her every day.
I'm hoping she goes back to work or finds a job...or am I?
Just thought I'd share some good stuff instead of doom.
abduct
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11/14/2012 04:38 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
You have quite an active imagination....but no.
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11/14/2012 04:40 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
You have quite an active imagination....but no.
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I'm thinking she does too tounge
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11/14/2012 04:40 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
pic?
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11/14/2012 04:41 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
you tube it
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11/14/2012 04:42 AM

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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
I work from a small attic home office which overlooks our neighbor's yard. She's a lady in her mid forties, not exactly peach but attractive in her own way.
She's been on leave (or lost her job?) for the last 2 weeks and every day around 11 am she soaks up whatever sun there is and reads a book or magazine on a lounger.
She's always fully clothed and is never blatant about it, but on 5 occassions now I have seen her hand drift south and then off she goes.
No noise or frantic porno diddling, just a slow steady movement and then an orgasm where she pulls her knees up and her head bobs from side to side.
Then she's back to her book for about an hour then back inside.
As I said, she's no hottie but I am absolutely entranced for those few minutes and I find myself waiting for her every day.
I'm hoping she goes back to work or finds a job...or am I?
Just thought I'd share some good stuff instead of doom.
abduct
 Quoting: Ameritard 1467291


glp uncle
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11/14/2012 04:43 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
She needs servicing.
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11/14/2012 04:44 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
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beavis
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11/14/2012 04:45 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
Close up HD video or it didn't happen, at least 20 minutes!
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
Well, books DO make ya horny.
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11/14/2012 04:46 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
Dude, hitit
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11/14/2012 04:49 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
Bet she reads 50 shades of crap
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11/14/2012 04:49 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
you tube it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22083480


I suppose I could. She's not naked so I probably won't get slaughtered for it.
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11/14/2012 04:51 AM

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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
Well, books DO make ya horny.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Cartoon porn makes ME horny. damned
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11/14/2012 04:51 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
She needs servicing.
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Well maybe you should have a go. I look as near to GLP Uncle as anyone can get so for me it's a no go lol
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
Bet she reads 50 shades of crap
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
Bet she reads 50 shades of crap
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I haven't got to the binoculars stage yet, so I can't tell banana2
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11/14/2012 04:55 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
Bet she reads 50 shades of crap
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I haven't got to the binoculars stage yet, so I can't tell banana2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1467291


Don't use the binoculars, you'll ruin it. I've been there.
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
Well, books DO make ya horny.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I'm at the age where Stephen King novels make me horny pennywise
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
She needs servicing.
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Well maybe you should have a go. I look as near to GLP Uncle as anyone can get so for me it's a no go lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1467291


If she's that horny, I don't think she'll mind as long you can get it up and give her a good banging.
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11/14/2012 04:56 AM
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rockon
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11/14/2012 04:57 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
Bet she reads 50 shades of crap
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10323518


I haven't got to the binoculars stage yet, so I can't tell banana2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1467291


Don't use the binoculars, you'll ruin it. I've been there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4443279


I'm just enjoying watching her enjoy it so it's all good. If she was some little hot teen bunny I'd probably have a heart attack (again)!
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11/14/2012 05:02 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
1.) Do not actually approach and try to have sex with this woman. She will not appreciate it. And your show will end forever. Anyone who tells you otherwise is probably a stupid virgin or at least hasn't a clue about women.

2.) It's extremely rare to see a woman get herself off when she's not faking it for an audience. You'll never see someone so pure and honest in their sexuality as when nobody's watching. Enjoy it while you can, yes it makes you a perv but she is outdoors and you're only human.
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11/14/2012 05:03 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
you tube it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22083480


Yes, why have you not recorded it already?
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11/14/2012 05:07 AM
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11/14/2012 05:07 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
1.) Do not actually approach and try to have sex with this woman. She will not appreciate it. And your show will end forever. Anyone who tells you otherwise is probably a stupid virgin or at least hasn't a clue about women.

2.) It's extremely rare to see a woman get herself off when she's not faking it for an audience. You'll never see someone so pure and honest in their sexuality as when nobody's watching. Enjoy it while you can, yes it makes you a perv but she is outdoors and you're only human.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27694035


Son, I'm old n ugly and believe me I'm appreciating it! :-)
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11/14/2012 05:08 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
She needs servicing.
 Quoting: BuggedOut


Well maybe you should have a go. I look as near to GLP Uncle as anyone can get so for me it's a no go lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1467291


If she's that horny, I don't think she'll mind as long you can get it up and give her a good banging.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21734520


Now this is the grey are lol
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11/14/2012 05:09 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
She needs servicing.
 Quoting: BuggedOut


Well maybe you should have a go. I look as near to GLP Uncle as anyone can get so for me it's a no go lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1467291


If she's that horny, I don't think she'll mind as long you can get it up and give her a good banging.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21734520


Now this is the grey area lol
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11/14/2012 05:20 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
She's reading a romance novel. If you've ever gone through one then you know it is their version of porno.

She gets hot in the ass and flicks her bean.

I used to bang a little hottie who'd walk around her house naked. Her neighbor was a doctor and the houses we separated by a driveway. She did it to tease the guy and thought it was funny. The doctor was married and his wife couldn't hold a candle to this girl. I was like you're a fucked up chick.

So I used her as a sperm urinal and kicked her twisted ass to the curb a few months later.
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11/14/2012 05:43 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
Mid-November sunbathing in Iceland....that I gotta see....
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11/14/2012 05:48 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
Mid-November sunbathing in Iceland....that I gotta see....
 Quoting: PhxRising


Who said I was in Iceland? ;-)

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