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BREAKING!! Sirens going off in Pyongyang!!, NORTH KOREA!

 
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11/14/2012 06:38 AM
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My doom boner is accelerating right now bananasex
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27726052


Almost funny...but,

Wait...no, it wasn't funny at all. In fact, you get negative points for that one. wink
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11/14/2012 06:39 AM
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Re: BREAKING!! Sirens going off in Pyongyang!!, NORTH KOREA!
Hmm...

Guess it's safe to come out of my bunker then...

...

Just kidding...I don't really have a bunker...I was actually cowering under my bed pissing myself.

hf
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11/14/2012 06:40 AM
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My doom boner is accelerating right now bananasex
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27726052


Almost funny...but,

Wait...no, it wasn't funny at all. In fact, you get negative points for that one. wink
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129812


What's negative points?

Where can i acess them?

bananasex
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11/14/2012 06:40 AM

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Re: BREAKING!! Sirens going off in Pyongyang!!, NORTH KOREA!
How long would it take for that sharp arrow to travel?
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That will depend on WHERE it is supposed to get... Most people imagine it will be SK, but, actually, it can be anywhere else... Japan, Australia, N Zeland ...
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11/14/2012 06:50 AM
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Re: BREAKING!! Sirens going off in Pyongyang!!, NORTH KOREA!
Just coming in now it's a routine Drill


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Re: BREAKING!! Sirens going off in Pyongyang!!, NORTH KOREA!
it is that intellegent men understand that as soon as one starts to arm himselff that he is also a target
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Re: BREAKING!! Sirens going off in Pyongyang!!, NORTH KOREA!
Just coming in now it's a routine Drill


[link to twitpic.com]
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The twitpic is the lights out picture
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11/14/2012 06:51 AM
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Re: BREAKING!! Sirens going off in Pyongyang!!, NORTH KOREA!
Routine drill the source has reported.
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11/14/2012 06:54 AM
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GLP EFFECT SAVES THE WORLD YET AGAIN!
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11/14/2012 06:55 AM
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GLP EFFECT SAVES THE WORLD YET AGAIN!
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11/14/2012 07:03 AM
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It's just gangnam style.
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11/14/2012 07:49 AM
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It's just gangnam style.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27700137


I will defenitely lose my last drop of hope in mankind if the apocalypse is triggered by such a gay music
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11/14/2012 07:55 AM
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Re: BREAKING!! Sirens going off in Pyongyang!!, NORTH KOREA!
Because Lil Kim has a party!

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11/14/2012 07:57 AM
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Is there a new development? Why is this pinned? I thought it's just a drill?

Halp bdance
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11/14/2012 07:57 AM
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Twitter feed says it was a drill, fucks wrong with you? You must be your familys village idiot.
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11/14/2012 07:59 AM
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Re: BREAKING!! Sirens going off in Pyongyang!!, NORTH KOREA!
Its North Korea testing out its shit. testing out its sirens, testing missile launches. etc etc.

I guess they feel that having their citizens get used to such events is a bonus. kind of like Israel.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1546575


Even if its just a test, what are they preparing for. Doesn't sound like this is a normal drill this person experiences on a regular. Enough crazy things going on, to me its just another sign of the s#!t that's about to hit the fan.
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11/14/2012 08:01 AM
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and now there`s thousands of men with white gloves wiping sweat off of their brows.

Thank fuck for that


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11/14/2012 08:04 AM
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Hmm...

Guess it's safe to come out of my bunker then...

...

Just kidding...I don't really have a bunker...I was actually cowering under my bed pissing myself.

hf
 Quoting: Devoted Follower 27692282


Save that piss to possibly boil and drink if Kim dong shoots a missile right in your face!
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11/14/2012 08:06 AM
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There has BEEN a scheduled nuke test. Its prob why....
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11/14/2012 08:09 AM
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Re: BREAKING!! Sirens going off in Pyongyang!!, NORTH KOREA!
Hmm...

Guess it's safe to come out of my bunker then...

...

Just kidding...I don't really have a bunker...I was actually cowering under my bed pissing myself.

hf
 Quoting: Devoted Follower 27692282


Save that piss to possibly boil and drink if Kim dong shoots a missile right in your face!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3960495


That's smart think'n...

I'll see if I can wring any urine out of my soiled pants.

hugs
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11/14/2012 08:11 AM
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Re: BREAKING!! Sirens going off in Pyongyang!!, NORTH KOREA!
Sirens go off in the US every fucking day. What makes this such a big deal? Fear monger much?
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11/14/2012 08:11 AM
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Re: BREAKING!! Sirens going off in Pyongyang!!, NORTH KOREA!
It's just gangnam style.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27700137


No it's Kim Jong style.....
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11/14/2012 08:21 AM
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Re: BREAKING!! Sirens going off in Pyongyang!!, NORTH KOREA!
It's just gangnam style.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27700137


No it's Kim Jong style.....

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1146468


I almost choked on breakfast, that's so funny!! rofl
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11/14/2012 08:22 AM
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Is there a new development? Why is this pinned? I thought it's just a drill?

Halp bdance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27726052


Jean H. Lee ‏@newsjean

Et voila! Drill over, lights flicker back on in #Pyongyang. Aptly intl hotels not included in drills. If it were real, we wld've been toast

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11/14/2012 08:24 AM

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SHIAT!!

siren2siren2rocket
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1440618


Another North Korean dance party must be starting up! banana2
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11/14/2012 08:26 AM

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North Korean Doom is so disappointing.
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11/14/2012 08:30 AM
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wasn't kim supposed to become father one of these days or weeks?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1340828


yeah that's the plan, his gift to his newborn is SOUTH KOREA
kim jongkimFarting kisissy boyOh Shit
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11/14/2012 08:32 AM
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They just ran out of dogs to eat.
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11/14/2012 08:41 AM
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Re: BREAKING!! Sirens going off in Pyongyang!!, NORTH KOREA!
NK#1: You ranna see white man get all crwazy

NK#2: Row, I rould rove to see rhat

NK#1: Rip out the sirens

NK#2: (raugh out roud)
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11/14/2012 08:55 AM
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Re: BREAKING!! Sirens going off in Pyongyang!!, NORTH KOREA!
Lil Kim was on the toilet, and in mid flow, discovered there was no toilet paper. Hence, he activated the emergency button in his palatial lavatory.

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