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Found a dead cardinal on my porch

 
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Found a dead cardinal on my porch
This definitely seems like a bad omen to me. I have always associated cardinals with spiritual meaning, a good omen or a wave from beyond.

It also is the one and only kind of bird I killed in my life. I was just a 5 year old with a b.b. gun, and realized there was no satisfaction in it after the deed was done, just an empty feeling.

Things, out of my control, are not going well in my life. Things that cause me to worry immensely.

I ask whoever feels compelled to pray for the safety of those so important to me but so far away. My children.
hapless moran

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11/14/2012 08:06 AM

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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
then dead popes can't be far behind. Speaking of popes, I sure hope they elect a baptist pope next, them catholics have had it long enough.

If I can be serious for a moment,don't let a dead bird steal your peace,the bird has no influence and bears no news of your children. Lift them up to the Creator of all good things and let them into the light of God. Be still and know.

Last Edited by hapless moran on 11/14/2012 08:08 AM
free your inner baboon.
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
then dead popes can't be far behind. Speaking of popes, I sure hope they elect a baptist pope next, them catholics have had it long enough.
 Quoting: hapless moran


You have no idea how much I am worried :P I am not prone to superstition or paranoia, but my mind is so full of fear that I cannot overlook things easily.
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then dead popes can't be far behind. Speaking of popes, I sure hope they elect a baptist pope next, them catholics have had it long enough.
 Quoting: hapless moran


You have no idea how much I am worried :P I am not prone to superstition or paranoia, but my mind is so full of fear that I cannot overlook things easily.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23917036


Take a moment to take a few deep breaths,clear your mind,breath in,breath out,create a space inside for peace to blossom. All things must pass.


"How many times have I told you I need you free to do all that has to be done? When will you learn to let go and be free? You will never know the meaning of freedom until you are willing to let go, have confidence that you can do it and take those first few struggling steps. Only you can do it; no one can do it for you. Are you afraid of what is around the corner, afraid of what the future holds? Where are your faith and trust? Why not learn to live fully and gloriously in the everpresent now, and let Me look after the future for you? I have wonderful things waiting for you when you are free and cease to cling to what you already have because you are afraid of losing everything. Be willing to lose everything to gain something far, far greater. All is in My hands, and all is very, very well." Eileen Caddy
free your inner baboon.
BRIEF
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11/14/2012 08:16 AM

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Did you punt it out into the yard? Now go wash your hands...
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11/14/2012 05:13 PM
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
Did you punt it out into the yard? Now go wash your hands...
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Peice of shit. I see your posts all the time and your one COLD Mother Fucker. You don't give too shits about nothing buddy.

Cardinals are beatiful. Its not an omen for you. Birds are dying all over the place. They are confused and somthing is taking them out. One just happened to die around your house. Shake this shit off. We are what we think. You can create bad luck and bad situations by sayings things like. " Nothings going good in my life " Words are powerful things. Careful what you say.

Say this instead.

" Peace be still. Be still and know that great good is at work. Healing is taking place. Vast improvement is on the way. In fact vast improvement comes quickly in all my affairs now"

Thats an affirmation. Say it everyday 3 times a day. Its very powerful and will bring positive things into your life. Cheers.
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11/14/2012 05:15 PM
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
Was very disappointed when I realized this thread was about the bird, not the religious figure.
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11/14/2012 05:19 PM
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
OP....I pray for God's love and protection to surround you and your family... and for guardian angels to stand guard around your house to keep you safe from all spirits of evil intent. I ask this in Jesus holy name...Amen.
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
then dead popes can't be far behind. Speaking of popes, I sure hope they elect a baptist pope next, them catholics have had it long enough.
 Quoting: hapless moran


You have no idea how much I am worried :P I am not prone to superstition or paranoia, but my mind is so full of fear that I cannot overlook things easily.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23917036
...clean your brain and body out with potassium iodide white crystals..then you wont have any fear or superstition...case closed ,the jury is excused...freedom, take the dogma away and lock it up forever...
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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11/14/2012 05:33 PM
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
I just have seen like 3 iron worms going southeast in a sharp angle.

". Oh lol eh yeah right on
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
Did you punt it out into the yard? Now go wash your hands...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Peice of shit. I see your posts all the time and your one COLD Mother Fucker. You don't give too shits about nothing buddy.

Cardinals are beatiful. Its not an omen for you. Birds are dying all over the place. They are confused and somthing is taking them out. One just happened to die around your house. Shake this shit off. We are what we think. You can create bad luck and bad situations by sayings things like. " Nothings going good in my life " Words are powerful things. Careful what you say.

Say this instead.

" Peace be still. Be still and know that great good is at work. Healing is taking place. Vast improvement is on the way. In fact vast improvement comes quickly in all my affairs now"

Thats an affirmation. Say it everyday 3 times a day. Its very powerful and will bring positive things into your life. Cheers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27286219


What makes you think I don't know what affirmations are? I'm a very positive person, I just don't have a vagina...



With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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11/14/2012 05:35 PM
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
The Cardinal was found near the back door.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


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11/14/2012 05:40 PM
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
The Cardinal was found near the back door.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


insert inappropriate priest vs boy joke here
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


^^^
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11/14/2012 05:44 PM
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch

Cardinals are beatiful. Its not an omen for you. Birds are dying all over the place. They are confused and somthing is taking them out. One just happened to die around your house. Shake this shit off. We are what we think. You can create bad luck and bad situations by sayings things like. " Nothings going good in my life " Words are powerful things. Careful what you say.

Say this instead.

" Peace be still. Be still and know that great good is at work. Healing is taking place. Vast improvement is on the way. In fact vast improvement comes quickly in all my affairs now"

Thats an affirmation. Say it everyday 3 times a day. Its very powerful and will bring positive things into your life. Cheers.


^This^

I also add that you release any guilt you have built up lately for things you can't change or control. Let it go. Have no fear of the future. The worries you carry ARE real, but you can have a better life by not worrying. Believe that you will be taken care of. That something good will come. It's even harder than it sounds to do until you do it all the time. I know. I used to worry every day about everything. Now I meditate as often as twice a day and trust that whatever I'm given I can handle-one way or another. I'm living life now...not just worrying about it. I will pray that you feel joy and that the worries you have will fade. I pray that you and your children stay safe. hugs
LEARN HOW TO BE KIND OR BE LEFT BEHIND. OXOXO
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11/14/2012 05:52 PM
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
Probably a baby bird molester who killed himself when they were getting to close to his little secret!
...or your cat just showing off.
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11/14/2012 06:21 PM
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
This definitely seems like a bad omen to me. I have always associated cardinals with spiritual meaning, a good omen or a wave from beyond.

It also is the one and only kind of bird I killed in my life. I was just a 5 year old with a b.b. gun, and realized there was no satisfaction in it after the deed was done, just an empty feeling.

Things, out of my control, are not going well in my life. Things that cause me to worry immensely.

I ask whoever feels compelled to pray for the safety of those so important to me but so far away. My children.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23917036


Birds die all the time for gods sakes... whatever
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11/14/2012 06:29 PM
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
didn't the whole team die when mark was kicked from the team...
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11/14/2012 06:31 PM
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
DO you have a cat? It may have brought you a present.
hapless moran

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11/14/2012 06:32 PM

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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
Was the bird grasping a small note in its beak or talons?
free your inner baboon.
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11/14/2012 06:35 PM
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
No dead cardinals here but tons of dead altar boys...

speaking of which how do you get a nun pregnant?

dress her up like an altar boy!
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11/14/2012 06:37 PM
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
Look around in your neighborhood, see if their are anymore. Could be hunger, or bird attack. If you see alot more than these, I wouldn't rule out Haarp. I always concider dead birds an Omen.

quotes on cardinal folklore
"The Cardinal is one of the most easily recognizable birds and was chosen by seven states to be their official state bird. The Cardinal with its brilliant red color can be seen throughout the twelve months of the year and is often depicted on Christmas cards and gift wrap. Their eggs hatch in twelve days.

The number twelve connected with the Cardinal is why there is a folkloric belief that they are lucky. When a Cardinal flies into your life you can expect a change for the better to occur within twelve days, twelve weeks, twelve months or at the hour of twelve. Or if you observe a Cardinal flying upward toward the sky you will have good luck. Be sure to welcome the Cardinal to your windowsill for it is the spirit of a recently deceased relative or friend."

There you have it, if a cardinal is lucky, a dead one is most certainly Bad Luck, or an ill omen. It could signal a dead to come within your family, or relative. Or it could be concidence, but I don't believe in coincidence.
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11/14/2012 06:38 PM
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
Better call the church and get him back to where he belongs.
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11/14/2012 06:41 PM
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
The Cardinal was found near the back door.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
Could have hit a window or anything else for that matter. Its not a omen.
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11/14/2012 07:07 PM
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Re: Found a dead cardinal on my porch
Really???

You have 48 hours to live.







Sorry I'm totally fucking with you. Lots of birds die at the onset of winter. Totally normal.

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