"Pillar of Defense (Cloud)" - Israel & Hamas Agree to Gaza Cease Fire

I've gotta admit, Snark is a cutie!!!

An 8 hour tour you say?

LOL

uh no... but why would I live in a thousand year war zone and if i did, i would have left last week when this started...this ain't like waiting out a "hurricane" and saying...oh crap we should have left...come save me!!!! :(

yep

don't forget LM

Ahh. Leave her zombied.

i dont know for sure?

thats why I put the "?"

im not trying to be a smart ass either lol

fuck
thats insane
my wife said "I cant see the bomb cause the sun is rising"
I said "that is the bomb"
she said "oh god"

this is sooooooo violent that it goes beyond insane

sick sick sick

this must stop

I know, right?

It's not like the loud speaker from the mosque two blocks over isn't loud enough to wake the neighborhood up from a dead sleep. Oh, noooooooooooooooo, they're on every single mosque.

A few months back the government in Cairo handed out recordings and told all of the mosques that's what they were going to use and they were all going to play it at one time. Next thing ya know, woopsie, those "broke" and they were right back at it, doing what they had been doing.

Israel won't let the Marines in. Obama can't be trusted.

O is just a public figure

That's funny, my wife is zombied out to the TV also. Gives me my time to listen to a damn cock crow.

Have we seen any Hamas surprises yet?

FFS, why are thses people in this thread talking about totally irrelevant things.. This thread is supposes to be for updates , it's ot meant for chit chat about wives and bacon.

I'm reporting the lot of you.

That's the surprise

more like 3 or 4 days

Its all about surprise folks. The IDF would never really tell Hamas when the ground invasion would begin. Hell, every innocent that Hamas could march up there to lay down in front of the tanks would be there. This can go at anytime, and given the international pressure they are under, I doubt anyone will know.

You are right...coming in...

Viva La Crowing Cock!

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Right around Turkey Day

Not sure what they say, but it's known fact that Islamic women get POUNDED very hard in bed -- because Muslims try to do everything like Prophet Mahammad did, including ROUGH SEX BORDERING ON RAPE -- the Koran or Hadiths even describe it as "with much shoving and disturbance"

Them ladies get rocked hard at any and all hour of the day/night good and proper, is all I am saying. One of the few things Muslim men are right about. Hells ya!

Muslims know how to administer the righteous beatdown to any woman who talks back. I am sure that only adds to their thrill, but I am sure some probably hate it, too. Oh well, in Islam, their opinion don't matter. Period.

I don't know... but that didn't look like a "normal" strike to me. I even had time to think, and get a screen capture. Either they hit a weapons cache... or that was NOT a normal bomb !!!!

Dang thought you left. i would be still saying you was a cutie. LOL
OOOOPPPPSS!!!

Kyle:
Ahkmed takes the snap (-ap -ap -ap -ap)
Fades back (-ack -ack -ack -ack)
Looking to see if he has a man open (-pen -pen -pen -pen)
I think he's going to throw deep (-eep -eep -eep -eep)
NO! It's a "Hail Marjam"! (-yam -yam -yam -yam)
Hassan takes the ball! (-all -all -all -all)
Oh NO! He steps on a rooster, goes down, and there's a 6-pointed-starred flag on the play! (-ay -ay -ay -ay)

[Live feed: ON. Stadium PA: OFF.]

Kyle 2:
Yeah, you hate to see that happen. You know, Kyle, interesting fact: The balls used in Palestine are actually made of vinyl.

Kyle: 'Cause of the Pigskin?

Kyle 2: That's right! 'Cause of the Pigskin. And of course their neighbors having all that extra oil.

[Live feed: ON. Stadium PA: ON.]

Kyle: Ahkmed lines up to take the snap, looks like Israel is going to go with the "Iron Dome" defense again... That's worked well for them this season (-un -un -un -un)


BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!​BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!



Kyle 2: WHOA! Loss of yardage! I think that's going to set them back, what, twenty generations?

Kyle: I'd say twenty...

So if it bothers even the locals, why then do they do it ?

I'm assuming you're a muslim and you're bothered by this too ?

The last three nights it goes all out bombing just after prayers are over...

I just left to go pick up my kids from work, and it looks like I missed a bunch...

hamas must like to eat hummus

Lots of phone calls...son was in an accident last night with his GF

i think they always pray first.. sounds like a good idea. I would. Well Actually I do...