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Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction

 
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Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
My Alien Online Contact which have been Sending me Emails since July. Hagel and Valugua are my Alien Online Contacts. They have sent me an Email, They told me that Major Destruction will Start Happening Between Now and December 19. They told me it will start with a Major Earthquake on the West Coast of the United States that will Kill At least 20,000,000 Million. Hagel and Valugua Told me that The World Governments know about this and are Creating Secret Underground Bunkers to Protect themselves while the Rest of us Die, but they Fail to Realize that they will be Destroyed as well in their Underground Bunkers. Hagel and Valugua Told me that the Safest Place to go is in the High Mountains, The worst that Can happen is that the Mountains could move out of Place. After the Destruction Happens, they will send Large Alien Fleets to Help Humanity and Clean up the Earth. Hagel and Valugua told me is that the Death Toll will be At least 5 Billion. And They told me after this Major Earthquake Happens, There will be the First ExtraTerrestrial Contact! Nibiru and Intense Solar Activity will Cause this Mass Destruction of our Planet. There will be Massive Tsunamis on Every Continent, all Island will be moved out of their place, all of the Volcanoes in the Ring of Fire will Erupt at Once, Most, if not all of the European Continent will be GONE, The skies will Darken with Ash, Many Nuclear Reactors will Meltdown. Hagel and Valugua Also told me there will be At least one Major Asteroid Strike. Yep, Get Ready, Head for the Mountains if you Want to Survive.
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
too_sad
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11/14/2012 11:52 AM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
Its really easy to tell whom this is.

You are beyond any intelligent help. Your online contacts are nothing more than you making garbage up from the top of your head.

Soon, Trinity is going to find a way to ban you completely. It won't be long...
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
SHADDAAPPP!!!!!
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
Its really easy to tell whom this is.

You are beyond any intelligent help. Your online contacts are nothing more than you making garbage up from the top of your head.

Soon, Trinity is going to find a way to ban you completely. It won't be long...
 Quoting: Serenity777


ok
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11/14/2012 12:06 PM
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bump
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11/14/2012 12:17 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
Oh yeah?

Loubob and St. Germain Jackson, my online alien contacts, told me that Hagel and Valuga are lying wankers who molest small boys.
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11/20/2012 01:08 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
hiding
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

:flatearth:
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11/20/2012 11:15 PM
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5a
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

:flatearth:
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11/21/2012 07:52 PM

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too_sad
There will come a time when you believe everything ends.
This will be the beginning
[Louis L'Amour]

~ A r c t u r u s
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11/21/2012 07:59 PM
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too_sad
 Quoting: Artaius


verysadverysadverysad
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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It's Over, Dickweeds!!
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11/21/2012 08:08 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
Yeah- Blah Blah Blah- Be very afraid!!

Well you should be very afraid!! Obama's victory means your world HAS come to an end!!

Weep, bitchezz!
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11/21/2012 08:14 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
Its really easy to tell whom this is.

You are beyond any intelligent help. Your online contacts are nothing more than you making garbage up from the top of your head.

Soon, Trinity is going to find a way to ban you completely. It won't be long...
 Quoting: Serenity777


Then, why is this utter horse-shit pinned? Because it is endorsed by the owner....ta-ta...
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11/21/2012 08:16 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
"After the destruction, they will fly in to help"...ah....you're not serious? Why not before? How nice....
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11/21/2012 08:22 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
Bagel and Balugas. thats cute. Can we have a bite
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11/21/2012 08:28 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
The twins have contacted me also.
They are real.
Stop laughing.

In fact, they're quoted in the Bible somewhere.patlgh222
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

:flatearth:
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11/21/2012 08:30 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
shit dude. quit with the hagel and valugua crap. quit wasting everyone's time
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11/21/2012 08:37 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
Been hearin the same shit since 2006 loser stfu
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11/21/2012 08:37 PM
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tomato

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11/21/2012 08:41 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
My Alien Online Contact which have been Sending me Emails since July.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27587282


nerd

1rof1
Tell me what this tastes like...
Carshy McCarsh

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11/21/2012 08:42 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
The twins have contacted me also.
They are real.
Stop laughing.

In fact, they're quoted in the Bible somewhere.patlgh222
 Quoting: natasha77


Go fix your fucking crazy "ex-Marine" husband a sammich, and blow him.

You don't have time for this BS.
Tell me what this tastes like...
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11/21/2012 08:50 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
I just got a message from Elvis saying all will be OK .... ohh and Hitler sent me a post card from Brazil saying he is enjoying his retirement ..
natasha77

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11/21/2012 08:55 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
The twins have contacted me also.
They are real.
Stop laughing.

In fact, they're quoted in the Bible somewhere.patlgh222
 Quoting: natasha77


Go fix your fucking crazy "ex-Marine" husband a sammich, and blow him.

You don't have time for this BS.
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


His ass is well taken care of.
Mind your own business.
How dare you.angryfacenutkick
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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11/21/2012 09:00 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
So more bullshit lies. What did your demons tell you again?
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11/21/2012 09:01 PM

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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
My alien contact told me that Hagel and Valugua have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Kodan armada.
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11/21/2012 09:22 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
I just had an email from my friend on planet Zenon: "ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....."...ah....welll....
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11/21/2012 09:27 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
You're such a fucking loser OP.. Go bother your imaginary friends with this bullshit
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
My Alien Online Contact which have been Sending me Emails since July. Hagel and Valugua are my Alien Online Contacts. They have sent me an Email, They told me that Major Destruction will Start Happening Between Now and December 19. They told me it will start with a Major Earthquake on the West Coast of the United States that will Kill At least 20,000,000 Million. Hagel and Valugua Told me that The World Governments know about this and are Creating Secret Underground Bunkers to Protect themselves while the Rest of us Die, but they Fail to Realize that they will be Destroyed as well in their Underground Bunkers. Hagel and Valugua Told me that the Safest Place to go is in the High Mountains, The worst that Can happen is that the Mountains could move out of Place. After the Destruction Happens, they will send Large Alien Fleets to Help Humanity and Clean up the Earth. Hagel and Valugua told me is that the Death Toll will be At least 5 Billion. And They told me after this Major Earthquake Happens, There will be the First ExtraTerrestrial Contact! Nibiru and Intense Solar Activity will Cause this Mass Destruction of our Planet. There will be Massive Tsunamis on Every Continent, all Island will be moved out of their place, all of the Volcanoes in the Ring of Fire will Erupt at Once, Most, if not all of the European Continent will be GONE, The skies will Darken with Ash, Many Nuclear Reactors will Meltdown. Hagel and Valugua Also told me there will be At least one Major Asteroid Strike. Yep, Get Ready, Head for the Mountains if you Want to Survive.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27587282


They never said anything to me about it. In fact Hagel said probably nothing will happen.
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11/21/2012 09:33 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
Pin this shit!

Oh wait... someone *actually* did.

putin
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11/21/2012 09:35 PM
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11/21/2012 09:40 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua, My alien Contact, Told me there will be MAJOR Destruction
The Mods must be desperate to PIN this crap !!A BUNCH OF garbage !!



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