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Got beaten up by Vancouver Police Department a few years back.

 
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11/14/2012 03:23 PM
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Got beaten up by Vancouver Police Department a few years back.
I was doing some hallucinogens, and ended up naked in the middle of Vancouver.

The last thing I remember is beating up some guy who called the VPD on me.

I didn't really beat him up, but I threw a few punches at him.

Then I remember VPD surrounding me and me sweep kicking on of the Cops.

I blacked out after that, and woke up in a hospital.

Two doctors were looking back at me and were laughing.

sn0w: Where the FUCK am I? Am I dead?

doctors: Relax! You're in a hospital!

sn0w: THANK GOD!




The doctors asked me what drugs I took, I didn't tell them, though I did say I eat nicotine gum occasionally for the buzz.

Then a few minutes later a doctor came to me with a white cup filled with nicotine gum and said:

doctor: Enjoy!


Moral of the story:

Canadian doctors and Canadian health care is better than America.

all the best,

sn0w from Vancity.

Last Edited by sn0w on 11/14/2012 03:23 PM
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Re: Got beaten up by Vancouver Police Department a few years back.
Are you a bath salt zombie?
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Re: Got beaten up by Vancouver Police Department a few years back.
Are you a bath salt zombie?
 Quoting: Chip


yeuh pretty much.
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