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Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!

 
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11/14/2012 05:46 PM
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Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
She says we have too many and wnts me to stop buying them and to stop listenening to people on this message board. What do I do?
Hawgzilla

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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
Sell the wife, keep the guns.
Ban guns to "save the children" but killing them in the womb is totally cool......I see; it makes perfect sense now.
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11/14/2012 05:47 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
Divorce her!
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
Keep one. Y'know...for your wife.
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11/14/2012 05:48 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
Shove one up her cunt and pull the trigger.
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11/14/2012 05:49 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
In a barter economy, which is worth more, guns or green paper?
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11/14/2012 05:50 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
Sell the wife, keep the guns.
 Quoting: Hawgzilla


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11/14/2012 05:50 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
If that isn't a legitimate reason to file for divorce in your state, it should be.
Travis Bickle
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11/14/2012 05:53 PM

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Trade the wife for a Benelli Super-90 and a Wilson Combat TAC-Elite (If she's worth it)
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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Hah, just bartered for one today.
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
Shove one up her cunt and pull the trigger.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24164945


wtf?
Ban guns to "save the children" but killing them in the womb is totally cool......I see; it makes perfect sense now.
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11/14/2012 05:55 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
I think this time she is serious. I am afraid that when I am at work she will throw my guns in the dumpster . She is fed up with me telling her that the govt is getting ready to put us in fema camps and or causing rave riots . She isnt buying this anymore. I dont want to sell my guns!
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11/14/2012 05:56 PM
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Sell the wife, keep the guns.
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yes
Tell me what this tastes like...
Travis Bickle
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11/14/2012 05:57 PM

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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
I think this time she is serious. I am afraid that when I am at work she will throw my guns in the dumpster . She is fed up with me telling her that the govt is getting ready to put us in fema camps and or causing rave riots . She isnt buying this anymore. I dont want to sell my guns!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100969


Grow a pair.... Nancy!
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
I think this time she is serious. I am afraid that when I am at work she will throw my guns in the dumpster . She is fed up with me telling her that the govt is getting ready to put us in fema camps and or causing rave riots . She isnt buying this anymore. I dont want to sell my guns!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100969


Give them to me, I'll hold them safely for you.

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11/14/2012 05:58 PM
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If that isn't a legitimate reason to file for divorce in your state, it should be.
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I dont want to divorce hee. She is a pretty good looking woman. She is a very good cook and she does keep the house very clean and takes good care of the kids.
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
I think this time she is serious. I am afraid that when I am at work she will throw my guns in the dumpster . She is fed up with me telling her that the govt is getting ready to put us in fema camps and or causing rave riots . She isnt buying this anymore. I dont want to sell my guns!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100969


She's going to "throw them away"? Seriously, get a gun safe. If she can pick it up when all your guns are in it, you clearly won't need them.
Ban guns to "save the children" but killing them in the womb is totally cool......I see; it makes perfect sense now.
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
Sell the wife, keep the guns.
 Quoting: Hawgzilla


laugh
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11/14/2012 05:59 PM

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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
Sell the wife, keep the guns.
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yes
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


I'd tell her to sell some shoes.
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11/14/2012 05:59 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
At least make a compromise.
Tell her you will sell a gun in 4 years if doom doesnt happen.
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
She says we have too many and wnts me to stop buying them and to stop listenening to people on this message board. What do I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100969


Will you need to buy more ammo.

And tell her to go jump in the river.
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11/14/2012 06:01 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
I think this time she is serious. I am afraid that when I am at work she will throw my guns in the dumpster . She is fed up with me telling her that the govt is getting ready to put us in fema camps and or causing rave riots . She isnt buying this anymore. I dont want to sell my guns!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100969


She's going to "throw them away"? Seriously, get a gun safe. If she can pick it up when all your guns are in it, you clearly won't need them.
 Quoting: Hawgzilla


clappa

hahahahahahahahahah best post of all time.
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11/14/2012 06:01 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
stop trolling
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11/14/2012 06:02 PM
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You need to be the man of the house.
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11/14/2012 06:03 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
Do you have kids? Maybe she's worried.
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11/14/2012 06:03 PM

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Does she have a gun?
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11/14/2012 06:05 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
i'd buy your guns from her.
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11/14/2012 06:07 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
Does she have a gun?
 Quoting: Blackhawkie


a big one charlie
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11/14/2012 06:14 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
Try some hair pie after every purchase and see if that helps.
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11/14/2012 06:16 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
She obviously has a hard time believing anything 'evil' is going to happen. This is a warning sign for you. Bluntly put, she is unfit for survival. She prefers denial and the luxury of an ordinary existence provided by those in control. When the trouble does start she will be a hindrance and a burden to you, perhaps even go so far as to betray you so that she can get back some of her creature comforts (or so she thinks).

If you have done everything in your power to make her see beyond the bullshit, the lies and she still has doubts, it is because she prefers not to believe it. It affects her comfort zone and she will do everything to continue to live in the illusion of normality provided by TPTB.

This kind of person is dangerous to your survival so get rid of her by way of divorce immediately. I cannot stress this enough. Or if that is too complicated then make an emergency plan/plans only for yourself. Make them as well planned and thought out as possible to provide for as many contingencies as you can think of. Remember DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give her any details of these plans. That is inviting disaster. When the time does come and if you can honestly see an abrupt change in her behavior that convinces you that she is 100 percent on your side (you must be careful that it is genuine and not hysterical panic) then take a time out to consider if you want to include her in your secret plans of survival. You have to evaluate this really well. Remember that someone must be trustworthy 100 percent and if not then they are a danger to your surival.

Best of luck.
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Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!


She says we have too many and wnts me to stop buying them and to stop listenening to people on this message board. What do I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100969


Sell the wife, keep the guns.

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