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Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 06:20 PM
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Sell the wife, keep the guns.
 Quoting: Hawgzilla


This. Why would you ever marry a woman who thinks there is a such thing as too many guns???
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 06:31 PM
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The thing is, what are you protecting?

If first and foremost you're goal is to protect your family, then maybe you should consider losing some metal. Even if it's a token gesture.
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11/14/2012 06:39 PM
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You need to tell your wife it is your obligation to keep your family safe. BUT it is also your obligation to support your family and if your gun fetish is keeping you from doing so you are both in the wrong. You for not providing and her for not trusting.
Matthew 24:44 ESV

Therefore you also must be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 06:59 PM
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If that isn't a legitimate reason to file for divorce in your state, it should be.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27636366


I dont want to divorce hee. She is a pretty good looking woman. She is a very good cook and she does keep the house very clean and takes good care of the kids.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100969


Then perhaps consider going to a guns anonymous meeting to deal with your addiction?
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 07:01 PM
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Tell your wife to go to hell. There will be a day, that you won't be able to buy them.
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11/14/2012 07:03 PM
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buy a safe and keep your guns and ammo in them. Keep her from getting them and selling them.

Once SHTF, she can make it up to you later.

everyone has a right to their opinion even if its wrong.
Do not divorce your wife over something so silly.

Love one another.

Just keep your guns, you'll need them to protect yourselves.
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 07:04 PM
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She says we have too many and wnts me to stop buying them and to stop listenening to people on this message board. What do I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100969


buy her a nice, concealable gun and range time for Christmas, but then tell her she's free to sell it if she wants.

She'll keep it.
Generation Doom

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11/14/2012 07:05 PM

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How many do you have? You really don't "need" more than a few, a rifle or two, shotgun, maybe a few handguns at most.
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11/14/2012 07:07 PM
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I think this time she is serious. I am afraid that when I am at work she will throw my guns in the dumpster . She is fed up with me telling her that the govt is getting ready to put us in fema camps and or causing rave riots . She isnt buying this anymore. I dont want to sell my guns!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100969


I hate to point this out, but the two of you are obviously not on the same page. I would seriously consider splitting up, because she strikes me as a person who would not stick by your side when TSHTF, she will rely on the govt to come to her aid. When TSHTF maybe she will come running back to you with a whole different tune, til then, keep your guns, stay stocked up, and stay safe. I would hate for her to convince you to get rid of what will save your ass. Just be smart about this. You can still love her, but why would you want to stay together with someone who doesn't "get" what all this is about? She is a sheep, sorry to say,maybe a good sheep, but one nonetheless. Just my two cents though.
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11/14/2012 07:10 PM

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She obviously has a hard time believing anything 'evil' is going to happen. This is a warning sign for you. Bluntly put, she is unfit for survival. She prefers denial and the luxury of an ordinary existence provided by those in control. When the trouble does start she will be a hindrance and a burden to you, perhaps even go so far as to betray you so that she can get back some of her creature comforts (or so she thinks).

If you have done everything in your power to make her see beyond the bullshit, the lies and she still has doubts, it is because she prefers not to believe it. It affects her comfort zone and she will do everything to continue to live in the illusion of normality provided by TPTB.

This kind of person is dangerous to your survival so get rid of her by way of divorce immediately. I cannot stress this enough. Or if that is too complicated then make an emergency plan/plans only for yourself. Make them as well planned and thought out as possible to provide for as many contingencies as you can think of. Remember DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give her any details of these plans. That is inviting disaster. When the time does come and if you can honestly see an abrupt change in her behavior that convinces you that she is 100 percent on your side (you must be careful that it is genuine and not hysterical panic) then take a time out to consider if you want to include her in your secret plans of survival. You have to evaluate this really well. Remember that someone must be trustworthy 100 percent and if not then they are a danger to your surival.

Best of luck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8134951


Good advice.
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11/14/2012 07:27 PM
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Pics of so called wife who looks good and cleans, and cooks or BULLSHIT!
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11/14/2012 07:33 PM
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Tell her of the annunaki coming and how big they are and what they are going to want. Then say on about how you need the iron to protect her rockon
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11/14/2012 07:34 PM

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How many do you have? You really don't "need" more than a few, a rifle or two, shotgun, maybe a few handguns at most.
 Quoting: Generation Doom


+1

NEVER substitute quantity for quality... (Thus my original call for the Benelli and Wilson ;-)
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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11/14/2012 07:35 PM

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What are you selling and how much?
everything in its right place
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11/14/2012 07:36 PM
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If that isn't a legitimate reason to file for divorce in your state, it should be.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27636366


I dont want to divorce hee. She is a pretty good looking woman. She is a very good cook and she does keep the house very clean and takes good care of the kids.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100969


so.. you don't love her?
rex
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11/14/2012 07:37 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
She says we have too many and wnts me to stop buying them and to stop listenening to people on this message board. What do I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100969


guns today, balls tomorrow! snip snip!
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11/14/2012 07:41 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
Save up a few hundred dollars, then say "look, I sold my gun!" and give her the money. Meanwhile, hide your unsold gun somewhere.

Or just buy her some new shoes. Chicks dig that.
GLOCKFORAKAL

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11/14/2012 07:53 PM
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Tell her to sell her make up, shoes, and hair products.
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11/14/2012 08:02 PM
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Try getting her out to the range, see if she takes a interest in them, Perhaps get her her own? tell her about all the benafits of being armed and self reliant with your own preotection. Cops respond where I live within 6 minutes, by then your dead.
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11/14/2012 08:03 PM
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She says we have too many and wnts me to stop buying them and to stop listenening to people on this message board. What do I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100969


Sell her for cheap
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11/14/2012 08:07 PM
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Obvious answer, buy a safe and don't tell her the combination.
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11/14/2012 08:09 PM
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Tough one. I say stay off the conspiracy forums for a bit and compromise. Maybe you can have 5 guns instead of 20 or however many you have.
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11/14/2012 08:14 PM
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Does she have a gun?
 Quoting: Blackhawkie


rofl
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11/14/2012 09:57 PM

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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
She says we have too many and wnts me to stop buying them and to stop listenening to people on this message board. What do I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100969


Sell the guns to me ( wink- wink)
The wife will be happy- and off your back and I will have some more bright, shiney things to play with in the back woods. Win- win. You win. I win.
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11/14/2012 09:58 PM
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She says we have too many and wnts me to stop buying them and to stop listenening to people on this message board. What do I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100969


sell the guns, not going to need them:)


get money while it's still worth something, quick:)
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11/14/2012 09:59 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
Brother what did jesus tell us... live by the sword die by the sword. do you really want to defend yourself by killing a innocent brainwashed life...? think about it.. just believe in jesus and charish every day you have with your loving wife. if you put your faith in god he will be your shield.
god bless ya man
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11/14/2012 10:02 PM

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Try getting her out to the range, see if she takes a interest in them, Perhaps get her her own? tell her about all the benafits of being armed and self reliant with your own preotection. Cops respond where I live within 6 minutes, by then your dead.
 Quoting: McMiller


Your lucky!! 6 minutes....Where I'm at your LUCKY if they respond in DOUBLE THAT TIME. I don't depend on anyone to protect me except myself.
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11/14/2012 10:03 PM
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Sell the wife, keep the guns.
 Quoting: Hawgzilla


hf

I'm going to agree. Though if you're getting a bit extreme about it then I can sort of see where she's coming from.. but if you only have 5-6 or something then what's the big deal?
Guenwyfar

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11/14/2012 10:04 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
Get rid of that bitch!
samanthasunflower

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11/14/2012 10:04 PM

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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
Sounds like you have enough guns.

Now it's time to buy a good gun safe and not tell your wife the combination.

Then stock up on bullets.

(Hopefully you've already covered the food part of prepping.)

Then go and buy your wife some chocolate. It's obvious that she thinks your neglecting her.

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