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Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!

 
samanthasunflower

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11/14/2012 10:04 PM

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Sounds like you have enough guns.

Now it's time to buy a good gun safe and not tell your wife the combination.

Then stock up on bullets.

(Hopefully you've already covered the food part of prepping.)

Then go and buy your wife some chocolate. It's obvious that she thinks your neglecting her.
Guenwyfar

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11/14/2012 10:07 PM

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Police responding within 6 minutes is a total joke. When I was pregnant with my first child my husband and I woke up to someone beating on our apartment door (led to outside, not a hallway) and screaming. The guy was trying to get into our apartment. At the time we didn't have any real protection if he managed to get in and it was pretty scary. We called the police and guess how long it took them to respond.. about a half hour. By that time the guy had gone through our garage, messed up my husband's car a bit and come back to our door to yell. Turns out he was drunk and couldn't find his mom's house. wtf After that my husband brought home his first gun. I don't enjoy shooting them but its nice to know that I have some line of defense if something happens.
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"Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem."
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 10:13 PM
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I would recommend locking up the guns, not aquiring more and never taking anything on this message board very seriously. If she's a keeper don't mess it up because of this garbage.
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 10:20 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
Sell the wife, keep the guns.
 Quoting: Hawgzilla


:yes:
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


I'd tell her to sell some shoes.
 Quoting: FatalW1shes


^^^ I was going to say this, and I'm female. lol
ANHEDONIC

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11/14/2012 10:27 PM

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Brother what did jesus tell us... live by the sword die by the sword. do you really want to defend yourself by killing a innocent brainwashed life...? think about it.. just believe in jesus and charish every day you have with your loving wife. if you put your faith in god he will be your shield.
god bless ya man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5929355


I admire your optimism but calling on 'Jesus' won't protect your life or those of your children when armed intruders/looters are trying to break into your home. No one wants to resort to violence as a first option but when others make the conscious decision to violate your safety & privacy by threatening your well-being in your home, they are the only ones responsible for whatever fate they should encounter in the process.

Last Edited by ANHEDONIC on 11/14/2012 10:33 PM

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 10:28 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
She says we have too many and wnts me to stop buying them and to stop listenening to people on this message board. What do I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100969


Pimp her out for more ammo!
ANHEDONIC

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11/14/2012 10:29 PM

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Sell the wife, keep the guns.
 Quoting: Hawgzilla


yes
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


I'd tell her to sell some shoes.
 Quoting: FatalW1shes


^^^ I was going to say this, and I'm female. lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26305119


Bless you! cool2

I was going to suggest that OP should buy his wife a new expensive European handbag every time he comes home with a new gun... That should silence the opposition. : )

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 10:30 PM
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I would recommend locking up the guns, not aquiring more and never taking anything on this message board very seriously. If she's a keeper don't mess it up because of this garbage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2065324


^^^ fat Bon Bon bitch or fugly tech dude LMFAO!
AdamCanFly

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11/14/2012 10:33 PM
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Keep at least 1 gun and stop talking to her about SHTF. Maybe take a break from this forum.
Junior Kimbrough
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11/14/2012 10:34 PM
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RL's keepin' his...

Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 10:40 PM
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Sell the wife, keep the guns.
 Quoting: Hawgzilla


+1
Ultimo Patriarch
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11/15/2012 01:46 AM
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Sell your guns or go to hell. Jesus is quite clear on this.
Anonymous Coward
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11/15/2012 01:59 AM
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Listen to her! You don't need them. Now, put them all in plastic bags with their ammo and place them in a storage box.
Take down the following gps co-ordinates and dribe there. Remember to take a shovel. When you're there dig a hole around 4 feet deep and place the box in the hole and cover it up... :-)
Anonymous Coward
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11/15/2012 02:00 AM
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Sell your guns or go to hell. Jesus is quite clear on this.
 Quoting: Ultimo Patriarch 27787419


Hell it is then. And Maybe a. 357 plumb between Jesus' eyes :-)
Anonymous Coward
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11/15/2012 02:01 AM
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Sell your guns or go to hell. Jesus is quite clear on this.
 Quoting: Ultimo Patriarch 27787419


Jesus: "Sell your guns and repent!!"

FUCK YOU JESUS! 5a
Anonymous Coward
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11/15/2012 02:02 AM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
buy more guns to piss her off
Ichy Baggins
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11/15/2012 02:08 AM
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Tell her to get rid of her gunt!
Anonymous Coward
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11/15/2012 02:13 AM
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Tell her to get rid of her gunt!
 Quoting: Ichy Baggins 27781127


what is a gunt?
Anonymous Coward
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11/15/2012 02:16 AM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
She obviously has a hard time believing anything 'evil' is going to happen. This is a warning sign for you. Bluntly put, she is unfit for survival. She prefers denial and the luxury of an ordinary existence provided by those in control. When the trouble does start she will be a hindrance and a burden to you, perhaps even go so far as to betray you so that she can get back some of her creature comforts (or so she thinks).

If you have done everything in your power to make her see beyond the bullshit, the lies and she still has doubts, it is because she prefers not to believe it. It affects her comfort zone and she will do everything to continue to live in the illusion of normality provided by TPTB.

This kind of person is dangerous to your survival so get rid of her by way of divorce immediately. I cannot stress this enough. Or if that is too complicated then make an emergency plan/plans only for yourself. Make them as well planned and thought out as possible to provide for as many contingencies as you can think of. Remember DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give her any details of these plans. That is inviting disaster. When the time does come and if you can honestly see an abrupt change in her behavior that convinces you that she is 100 percent on your side (you must be careful that it is genuine and not hysterical panic) then take a time out to consider if you want to include her in your secret plans of survival. You have to evaluate this really well. Remember that someone must be trustworthy 100 percent and if not then they are a danger to your surival.

Best of luck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8134951


Cut out the doom talk, keep the guns. If you stop bombarding her with what she thinks is paranoid stuff, it will blow over and you can keep your guns. Sounds like she is a perfect example of the "out of sight, out of mind" person and is mainly annoyed with the constant talk of fema camps and such. It is scary how she seems to be a content sheeple though.
Whiskey Brother
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11/15/2012 02:19 AM
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She says we have too many and wnts me to stop buying them and to stop listenening to people on this message board. What do I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100969


Well, I guess you ought to start looking for a good divorce lawyer.
SpiralOut12

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11/15/2012 02:43 AM

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buy her some flowers or something nice every time you buy a gun, duh!
Love & Light

We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.

Spiral out. Keep going...
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Top Hat

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11/15/2012 02:51 AM

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She says we have too many and wnts me to stop buying them and to stop listenening to people on this message board. What do I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100969


Respectfully boss, I know guys like you and frankly you all scare me a bit with your gun collection obsession. I don't know what's in your minds after you reach a certain point. I'll buy a mini-14 from you, however.
eve incognito
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11/15/2012 07:41 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
why wld she be mean like that?

ts, ts, ts, ts...

how many do u have?

do u buy her her ow guns too or just for yourself?

maybe she wld likea nice handgun or a shotgun, or an uzie of her own....

dont be selfish, include ur wife in ur hobby....
UD
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11/15/2012 07:59 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
Been there done that OP and we came to the agreement that I would keep it done to a reasonable level (two box cars full).
Politicas

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11/15/2012 08:16 PM
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If you buy quality they are a good investment. Get a federal dealer licence and have at it. Any firearm will be highly trade-able after tshtf, so could help feed your family. If you always let your wife push you around then you are not really married anyway.
ar-15 nut

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11/15/2012 08:28 PM

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Tell her to get rid of her gunt!
 Quoting: Ichy Baggins 27781127


what is a gunt?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15138903


bigmus
A pissed off American veteran!
Chrit

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11/15/2012 08:31 PM

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I'm waiting for the "I want to sell my wife for guns" thread to start.
I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
Anonymous Coward
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11/16/2012 03:11 PM
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11/16/2012 03:28 PM
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Brother what did jesus tell us... live by the sword die by the sword. do you really want to defend yourself by killing a innocent brainwashed life...? think about it.. just believe in jesus and charish every day you have with your loving wife. if you put your faith in god he will be your shield.
god bless ya man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5929355


I admire your optimism but calling on 'Jesus' won't protect your life or those of your children when armed intruders/looters are trying to break into your home. No one wants to resort to violence as a first option but when others make the conscious decision to violate your safety & privacy by threatening your well-being in your home, they are the only ones responsible for whatever fate they should encounter in the process.
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


God pours out judgment upon the wicked. This does not befall God's people. However bad things of life do happen, often as a result of sin, not sent by God.

Jesus told Peter to arm himself. God's law is about justice. Do not steal or murder. Also, God has chosen our leaders who have delegated authority to us to protect our life & property.

We are not living by the sword when we act in self defense, we are using the brain God gave us.
Anonymous Coward
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11/19/2012 05:05 PM
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Re: Wife Wants Me to Sell My Guns!
She says we have too many and wnts me to stop buying them and to stop listenening to people on this message board. What do I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100969


Quit GLP, but keep your guns.