THE FIRST ANTIGRAVITY SPACEFLIGHT

We decided to try a spaceflight with our pizza crust shaped craft, without an enclosed pressure vessel. We had noticed that air within the antigravity field was not disturbed during high speed flight, and in fact the ship's field could float upon a lake without allowing the water to penetrate.

They put a nylon plastic bag on MMM's head, wrapped him in saran wrap, and put an oxygen breather terminal in his mouth, with an oxygen tank attached.

He was sitting in the ship, looking funny. And feeling funny I imagine.

I said, "You have a GPS?"

"Yes, I have a GPS."

"Turn on the lights," Brian said.

"Great." He began to reach. "I'd like to turn them on, but I don't know how to."

Brian said: "You have to turn them on here." He reached for the normal switches on the lamps themselves.

"Oops," MMM said. "OK, ready to go."

He punched a control, and there was a pop as the light ship went instantly supersonic and vanished into the skies.

I am totally telepathic, so is MMM and all our engineers are too. We gave them each 6 pounds of white powder of gold. They are all angels. Angels are people with extreme talents.

SARAEL'S STORY

I asked Sarael if I could tell her story. She said: "Go ahead, nobody believes it anyway."

Our engineering manager is the archangel Sarael. Enoch wrote 5500 years ago that she was the archangel who watches over the spiritual purity of humanity.

Sarael is 695,000 years old. I know several other angels who are able to verify this, including one who is 635,000 and one who is 1.5 million years.

She has multiple college degrees: medicine, literature, history and her last degree was in computer science. Her mind is easily sharper than any of the engineers.

She's also pretty, petite, nice, funny and exotic looking with an unusally severe face, and a very very long neck. Her hair is black, straight and hangs down to her ass. Her nails are short, because she works for a living.

Among her many life events:

She was silent film star in Russia.
She survived the bubonic plague in France, twice.
She met a lion once and survived the meeting. She said: "I stopped being afraid of anything then."
She was a horse track manager. "NO, I designed the track and made it a success" she says.
"I was a courtesean for Alexander the great," she says.
She met and knew all the great Bible characters: Melchezedek, Abraham, Sarah, Jacob, Moses, David, Solomon, Jesus...

"...and I could go on and on and on and on and on and on ..." she says.

"Lord, Why waste the time" she says.

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