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Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?

 
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Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
Could it just be non-scientific magic Chuck?


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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
I agree, Gods magic wand make more sense
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
I agree, Gods magic wand make more sense
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Yes, because it has the DNA blueprint for each specie Chuck's theory completely lacks, ... no mind, no concept, no digital assembly data, no nuthin
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
I agree, Gods magic wand make more sense
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Yes, because it has the DNA blueprint for each specie Chuck's theory completely lacks, ... no mind, no concept, no digital assembly data, no nuthin
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This being the case Mr Darwin, where did the second melon come from, the fruit fairies?
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
hehe
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
you and russ should get together.
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
Tragically evolutionists will ignore you or insult you because they cannot actually come up with an answer.

Another interesting thing to research is how our DNA is 'put together'

To tell me the complex machinations of our amazing body are the product of chance is simply outlandish.



Although, don't insult evolutionists friend...they are just lost.
Perhaps by meekly pointing out the obvious flaws they will see you are only trying to help.

Too many so called Christians here are very quick to bash others...

Anyway! peace.
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
I'm pretty sure Mr. Darwin is dead, so you probably wont get a response from him.
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
you and russ should get together.
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Dude you're killing me, i just replied to his thread.
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
Oh shit...not you again
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Oh shit...not you again
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
Tragically evolutionists will ignore you or insult you because they cannot actually come up with an answer.

Another interesting thing to research is how our DNA is 'put together'

To tell me the complex machinations of our amazing body are the product of chance is simply outlandish.



Although, don't insult evolutionists friend...they are just lost.
Perhaps by meekly pointing out the obvious flaws they will see you are only trying to help.

Too many so called Christians here are very quick to bash others...

Anyway! peace.
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Point well taken;
"As apples of gold in silver carvings is a word spoken at the right time for it.' Pr25;11
........ naw!..........
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
I'm pretty sure Mr. Darwin is dead, so you probably wont get a response from him.
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
self pollination you dolt
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
self pollination you dolt
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So..... do you care to elaborate......? Genius.
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
am still waiting for mr darwin to respond to my original query prior to this theory of evolution becoming the accepted fabrication of the origins of species

question was:

please explain how a wombat one day decided to climb up a gum tree, only for it to take millions of years to reach a decent branch to camp on during which it morphed into a koala

also thought wombats only lived til about 20 years old
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
really clever,dgn

your threads are like hearing the same joke over and over.

fortunately i am fond of tedium.
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
self pollination you dolt
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So..... do you care to elaborate......? Genius.
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some plants,like the watermelon,have both "female" and "male" pats,it pollinates it self,not needing another plant to further the life cycle....pretty self explanatory
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
You are a fucking moron.
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
I'm pretty sure Mr. Darwin is dead, so you probably wont get a response from him.
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Yep. He died in 1882:

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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
self pollination you dolt
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So..... do you care to elaborate......? Genius.
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some plants,like the watermelon,have both "female" and "male" pats,it pollinates it self,not needing another plant to further the life cycle....pretty self explanatory
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Show me this mechanism in the water melon.
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
I'm pretty sure Mr. Darwin is dead, so you probably wont get a response from him.
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Yep. He died in 1882:

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Well Whiskey.... nobody told me 'bout this.
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
self pollination you dolt
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So..... do you care to elaborate......? Genius.
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some plants,like the watermelon,have both "female" and "male" pats,it pollinates it self,not needing another plant to further the life cycle....pretty self explanatory
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Show me this mechanism in the water melon.
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stop being lazy, look it up yourself.

google monoecious and dioecious.
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I'm pretty sure Mr. Darwin is dead, so you probably wont get a response from him.
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blink
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Yep. He died in 1882:

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Well Whiskey.... nobody told me 'bout this.
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Well, I would hate to see you waste your time debating a dead man. Especially one that died in 1882.

Although I guess it's pretty easy to win a debate with a dead man, come to think of it...

so....

You
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really clever,dgn

your threads are like hearing the same joke over and over.

fortunately i am fond of tedium.
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
I'm pretty sure Mr. Darwin is dead, so you probably wont get a response from him.
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Yep. He died in 1882:

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Well Whiskey.... nobody told me 'bout this.
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actually he is still in the form of a hungry ghost from that life if you must know
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So..... do you care to elaborate......? Genius.
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some plants,like the watermelon,have both "female" and "male" pats,it pollinates it self,not needing another plant to further the life cycle....pretty self explanatory
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Show me this mechanism in the water melon.
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stop being lazy, look it up yourself.

google monoecious and dioecious.
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No, you post the blueprint for the seed the 'evolution thingy' programed enabling self pollenation. Can't be but a few hundred thousand mathematical/chemical equations. If you start now you'll be done before the turn of the century. You are smart as a watermelon right?

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some plants,like the watermelon,have both "female" and "male" pats,it pollinates it self,not needing another plant to further the life cycle....pretty self explanatory
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Show me this mechanism in the water melon.
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stop being lazy, look it up yourself.

google monoecious and dioecious.
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No, you post the blueprint for the seed the 'evolution thingy' programed enabling self pollenation. Can't be but a few hundred thousand mathematical/chemical equations. If you start now you'll be done before the turn of the century. You are smart as a watermelon right?
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yeah, but for that i would need help from your uncle Darwin, but he just does'nt answer the phone these days.
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Show me this mechanism in the water melon.
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stop being lazy, look it up yourself.

google monoecious and dioecious.
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No, you post the blueprint for the seed the 'evolution thingy' programed enabling self pollenation. Can't be but a few hundred thousand mathematical/chemical equations. If you start now you'll be done before the turn of the century. You are smart as a watermelon right?
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yeah, but for that i would need help from your uncle Darwin, but he just does'nt answer the phone these days.
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Yeah, but just wait until he's resurrected, and get's a peek through an electron microscope at DNA blueprints, and looks up and says... wha dat?
Ohh... take your time Chuck, until you can tell me..
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really clever,dgn

your threads are like hearing the same joke over and over.

fortunately i am fond of tedium.
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shill
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just out of curiosity, who or what am i shilling for?
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Re: Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?
Let me put it in language you might understand.
When 2 watermelons love eachother a LOT and they want to have little watermelons, the daddy watermelon will take his 'stalk' and place it inside the mommy watermelon...

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