Mr Darwin, care to explain how the second watermellon was made in the million years it took 'evolution' to invent seeds?

That doesn't explain anything about how a mindless watermelon constructed a seed. Btw, how many symbols would you estimate are inscribed into the DNA blueprint for building a seed? I'm just wondering how smart watermelons are because I don't a single one.

even if Mr Darwin were alive he could not answer the question because evolution = fail.

Most attempts to explain it from his church are entirely scientifically devoid, they just cite how stupid my question is.

You mean it "developed through evolution" is not a detailed enough explanation for you?

stop nitpicking, DGN. don't you understand science? :P

psssssssssst the spirit is 2 fold....male and female that create its flesh to dwell in...the seed would be the male and female spirit reincarnating into the flesh it creates...this is the answer to all mysteries..our spirit existed before our flesh...as its written,when 2 or 3 are gathered in my name there i will be in the midst of them<translation> when 2 fleshes filled by with spirit(that's all of us that create "life")get together with another spirit(3) the spirit helps them create the flesh its going to use to incarnate in the world in...jesus is the flesh and christ is the spirit...there is no god,or goddess,or savior or prophet...a house divided cannot stand,our 2 fold spirit cannot be divided into those other religious concepts...ALL religious text is divided/mistranslated into spirit and the concepts that spirit created...if you know your spirit within ,then you can see the correct translations...if the divided concepts fool you then you are asleep in the flesh still and haven't been changed in the twinkling of an eye as your 3rd eye twinkles open...if you have any questions about our "bible" please read this thread> 777 is the number of god because i am god...no,i;m not god,the thread takes you pass the concepts and the mysteries.....you get the silver and gold this year> Ezekiel 7:19...walk pass it if you like and perish for lack of knowledge ,but we rather you didn't.

am still waiting for mr darwin to respond to my original query prior to this theory of evolution becoming the accepted fabrication of the origins of species

question was:

please explain how a wombat one day decided to climb up a gum tree, only for it to take millions of years to reach a decent branch to camp on during which it morphed into a koala

also thought wombats only lived til about 20 years old

I'm just wondering how smart watermelons are because I don't (know?)a single one.

Smarter than you, that's for sure.

Aliens gave us the watermelon!

No kidding, I could never present the dna blueprint for a seed, with thousands of symbols. Do the melons have classes I could attend to get educated instead of being an IGNORAMUS?

No, the Wateremellon Fairy told me that his colleague the Magic Sky Fairy created humans such as yourself to be the village idiots of this planet, a role you fill to perfection.
Thought and education are restricted to sentient beings, such as watermellons.

My commendations to them, somehow I just knew I was deliberately created, rather than being a million sequence of mutated dirt clods that magically learned to think.

I agree, Gods magic wand make more sense

Ok, good advise Chuck;
And God went on to say: “Let the waters swarm forth a swarm of living souls and let flying creatures fly over the earth upon the face of the expanse of the heavens.” 21 And God proceeded to create the great sea monsters and every living soul that moves about, which the waters swarmed forth according to their kinds, and every winged flying creature according to its kind. And God got to see that [it was] good. 22 With that God blessed them, saying: “Be fruitful and become many and fill the waters in the sea basins, and let the flying creatures become many in the earth.” 23 And there came to be evening and there came to be morning, a fifth day." Ge1:20
The simple fact is Chuck, scientific and spiritual intelligence are perfectly complementary to higher education. Theories of bugs turning themselves into men aren't;
"For his invisible [qualities] are clearly seen from the world’s creation onward, because they are perceived by the things made, even his eternal power and Godship, so that they are inexcusable; 21 because, although they knew God, they did not glorify him as God nor did they thank him, but they became empty-headed in their reasonings and their unintelligent heart became darkened. 22 Although asserting they were wise, they became foolish 23 and turned the glory of the incorruptible God into something like the image of corruptible man and of birds and four-footed creatures and creeping things." Ro1:20

It seems life began in water. Salt or fresh? Tiamat of EA?

Water is very special.

you and russ should get together.

even if Mr Darwin were alive he could not answer the question because evolution = fail.

Salt, my guess is it began with the diatoms to create oxygen

I must not be understanding what you're saying. To me, it's reading like you're saying life began in salt water.

That can't be because Genesis 2:7 says, "And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul."

Maybe I'll watch what looks to be a boring video and see if that clears it up.

I'm not sure but Adam was formed on the fifth creative 'day' (of unspecified duration), thousands of years later (??) long after sea creatures. I read somewhere oxygen is generated by diatoms in the ocean but will have to research that.

Oh duh. That explains it. Not talking "just" human life. Thanks!

From the looks of the face on that potato bug, it inherited some of the aliens DNA.