This will consist of her saying "like, you know, I have so much info, like, me, me, me, me, you know, lip smack, believe me that, these are dire times, me, me, like, I, I, I".
Repeat that over and over again and you have the interview.
Remember, this is IMPORTANT!
Seriously, Count how many times she says, "ME" and "This isn't about "ME" and immediately follow that statement with "I".
There you go. Saved you all some time.
That....If she even bothers to call.