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URGENT! I need to change timelines!

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/15/2012 04:48 AM
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URGENT! I need to change timelines!
How do I do it?

I can't stand this timeline with a black man in the WHITE House, democrats turning this great nation to a communist state, non-whites everywhere and us forsaking God by not supporting Israel by all means at our disposal.
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11/15/2012 05:26 AM
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Re: URGENT! I need to change timelines!
How do I do it?

I can't stand this timeline with a black man in the WHITE House, democrats turning this great nation to a communist state, non-whites everywhere and us forsaking God by not supporting Israel by all means at our disposal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23583605

This will change timelines for you.

Step 1: Imagine a future situation you wish to experience. It can be temporary or ongoing.

Step 2: Note the feeling of happiness and excitement you have as you imagine this future.

Step 3: Recreate that exact feeling inside yourself right now. Revel in it. (You might have to tell your logical mind to stfu while doing this). Recreate this feeling several times per day.
*Important. DO NOT attempt to think about HOW any of it will eventuate. Just imagine yourself 'there'.

Step 4: At those moments when you are basking in the FEELING of what it will be like to experience your goal - start to take whatever steps you can think of - towards that destination. Any size step will do - it is the action of movement which is the critical thing here. (It is like riding a bicycle - you got to have movement to 'stay up', let alone go anywhere.) Just be brave and step towards what direction you feel your goal is.

Step 5: If something or someone is not going or doing how or what you 'expect' - drop the expectation. See every situation, especially the 'negative' ones, as part of the changes needed so that you can experience your goal/destination.



Otherwise if truth be known, you change timelines a zillion times per nanosecond. Time is not 'linear' - time is akin to a movie film. The film is a sequence of unique frames moving at a high speed. Same deal with the movie we call 'time'. Time is a 'movie' made of timelines.


Damn, finished the bottle ...
"The nature of the universe is such that ends can never justify the means. On the contrary, the means always determine the end."
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Re: URGENT! I need to change timelines!
How do I do it?

I can't stand this timeline with a black man in the WHITE House, democrats turning this great nation to a communist state, non-whites everywhere and us forsaking God by not supporting Israel by all means at our disposal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23583605


So, you say you're a member of the Ku Klux Klan?
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11/15/2012 05:57 AM

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Re: URGENT! I need to change timelines!
I stopped reading at BLACK MAN IN WHITE HOUSE.

That is so wrong and small of you...
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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11/15/2012 09:00 PM
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Re: URGENT! I need to change timelines!
How do I do it?

I can't stand this timeline with a black man in the WHITE House, democrats turning this great nation to a communist state, non-whites everywhere and us forsaking God by not supporting Israel by all means at our disposal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23583605


You can't. Sorry...
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11/15/2012 09:02 PM
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lotsa beer works 4 me regardless the face in the WH
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11/15/2012 09:02 PM

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I'd tell you to contact Ernest Borgnine on this one, OP, but he really is dead this time... line.
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Re: URGENT! I need to change timelines!
I stopped reading at BLACK MAN IN WHITE HOUSE.

That is so wrong and small of you...
 Quoting: natasha77


Why?

Blacks have been breaking into whitehouses for years.

Hes only being honest.
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11/15/2012 09:05 PM
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Re: URGENT! I need to change timelines!
How do I do it?

I can't stand this timeline with a black man in the WHITE House, democrats turning this great nation to a communist state, non-whites everywhere and us forsaking God by not supporting Israel by all means at our disposal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23583605

This will change timelines for you.

Step 1: Imagine a future situation you wish to experience. It can be temporary or ongoing.

Step 2: Note the feeling of happiness and excitement you have as you imagine this future.

Step 3: Recreate that exact feeling inside yourself right now. Revel in it. (You might have to tell your logical mind to stfu while doing this). Recreate this feeling several times per day.
*Important. DO NOT attempt to think about HOW any of it will eventuate. Just imagine yourself 'there'.

Step 4: At those moments when you are basking in the FEELING of what it will be like to experience your goal - start to take whatever steps you can think of - towards that destination. Any size step will do - it is the action of movement which is the critical thing here. (It is like riding a bicycle - you got to have movement to 'stay up', let alone go anywhere.) Just be brave and step towards what direction you feel your goal is.

Step 5: If something or someone is not going or doing how or what you 'expect' - drop the expectation. See every situation, especially the 'negative' ones, as part of the changes needed so that you can experience your goal/destination.



Otherwise if truth be known, you change timelines a zillion times per nanosecond. Time is not 'linear' - time is akin to a movie film. The film is a sequence of unique frames moving at a high speed. Same deal with the movie we call 'time'. Time is a 'movie' made of timelines.


Damn, finished the bottle ...
 Quoting: nexuseditor



So... dose this really work? link?
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11/15/2012 09:06 PM

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Thank you nexus...I just printed out your directions and I am going to do it all day long!! girl_happy_red

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