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*I am in contact with Jesus via my Ouija board right NOW...ask Him anything!*

 
Fargle
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11/15/2012 07:55 AM
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*I am in contact with Jesus via my Ouija board right NOW...ask Him anything!*
Don't be shy or afraid :-)
Anonymous Coward
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11/15/2012 07:56 AM
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Re: *I am in contact with Jesus via my Ouija board right NOW...ask Him anything!*
Is his middle initial really H and if so, does it stand for Harold?

Could he really see his house from the cross?

Thanks a bunch!
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11/15/2012 07:57 AM
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Re: *I am in contact with Jesus via my Ouija board right NOW...ask Him anything!*
What does the color blue sound like?
schiehallion

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11/15/2012 07:59 AM
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Re: *I am in contact with Jesus via my Ouija board right NOW...ask Him anything!*
Seriously, this is not a method of communication He would use.

You're inviting troublemaking impersonators from the lower astrals to deceive you.
scottish, british, european but first of all Human. Even this is not true. I am Spirit appearing to be solid, just like all life everywhere
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11/15/2012 08:05 AM
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Re: *I am in contact with Jesus via my Ouija board right NOW...ask Him anything!*
Seriously, this is not a method of communication He would use.

You're inviting troublemaking impersonators from the lower astrals to deceive you.
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This.
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11/15/2012 08:08 AM
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Re: *I am in contact with Jesus via my Ouija board right NOW...ask Him anything!*
They mocked Jesus during his earthly ministry. They mocked him during his unjustified trial. They mocked him as he hung on the cross. And you mock him still. It's ok. It identifies who you are. Repent or burn for all eternity.
Anonymous Coward
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11/15/2012 08:09 AM
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Re: *I am in contact with Jesus via my Ouija board right NOW...ask Him anything!*
Tell him I'll believe in him if he sucks my dick.
Anonymous Coward
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11/15/2012 08:09 AM
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Re: *I am in contact with Jesus via my Ouija board right NOW...ask Him anything!*
PS. Tell that to the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus too.
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11/15/2012 08:11 AM
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They mocked Jesus during his earthly ministry. They mocked him during his unjustified trial. They mocked him as he hung on the cross. And you mock him still. It's ok. It identifies who you are. Repent or burn for all eternity.
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bump
Anonymous Coward
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11/15/2012 08:12 AM
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No you're not. Jesus only talks to me in my head. I am special you are not. Jesus only talks to me and no one else.
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11/15/2012 08:12 AM
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Re: *I am in contact with Jesus via my Ouija board right NOW...ask Him anything!*
Tell him I'll believe in him if he sucks my dick.
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It's all fun and games now, but just wait.....
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11/15/2012 08:14 AM
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Re: *I am in contact with Jesus via my Ouija board right NOW...ask Him anything!*
LOL. He gonna give me a rim job too?
Nibibu Obungo

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11/15/2012 08:37 AM
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Re: *I am in contact with Jesus via my Ouija board right NOW...ask Him anything!*

Trying to get as much space as possible between me....and people
madonna IS CURSED
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11/15/2012 08:44 AM
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Re: *I am in contact with Jesus via my Ouija board right NOW...ask Him anything!*
ask him if its true he put a curse on Madonna and her gang stalking cohurts

you the ones from
japan
Netherlands
Germany
and the usa/Hollywood

the ones who perve this site with the nobody/jesus fetish

i also heard she has the plague of daemons on her everywhere she travels and all she touches becomes plagued by daemons


what does he say about that i wonder

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