*I am in contact with Jesus via my Ouija board right NOW...ask Him anything!*

Is his middle initial really H and if so, does it stand for Harold?

Could he really see his house from the cross?

Thanks a bunch!

What does the color blue sound like?

Seriously, this is not a method of communication He would use.

You're inviting troublemaking impersonators from the lower astrals to deceive you.

This.

They mocked Jesus during his earthly ministry. They mocked him during his unjustified trial. They mocked him as he hung on the cross. And you mock him still. It's ok. It identifies who you are. Repent or burn for all eternity.

Tell him I'll believe in him if he sucks my dick.

PS. Tell that to the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus too.

No you're not. Jesus only talks to me in my head. I am special you are not. Jesus only talks to me and no one else.

It's all fun and games now, but just wait.....

LOL. He gonna give me a rim job too?

ask him if its true he put a curse on Madonna and her gang stalking cohurts

you the ones from
japan
Netherlands
Germany
and the usa/Hollywood

the ones who perve this site with the nobody/jesus fetish

i also heard she has the plague of daemons on her everywhere she travels and all she touches becomes plagued by daemons


what does he say about that i wonder