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'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline

 
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'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline

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Dennis Avner, the Nevada man who spent years trying to morph his body into that of a cat has died. He was 54.

A veteran of the U.S. Navy, Avner underwent a series of radical body modification procedures to make himself look like a female cat, from whiskers and ears to a mechanical tail.

His body was found in his home in Tonopah on November 5.

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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
apparently some meanie showed him a mirror!
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
So maybe it's not such a good idea to mutilate your body then?
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
Well there's no doubt he was fucking nuts...
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
Great to prevent TSA pat downs...

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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
he found out the ripley's people had replaced him with the bride of wildenstein!
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
kittens
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
What a sick puppy er.. um I mean kitten.

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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
Must be out of all 9 lives..ZING ...fade drum roll......
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Must be out of all 9 lives..ZING ...fade drum roll......
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I will give you credit hey ohhh
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
Dan your tits are Huuuuge bro !!!
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
The comments are fucking great!! LOL!

"Buh-bye, Fluffy. Where are they gonna find a shoe box THAT big?"

lmao
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
Dumb Fuck was advised to "Follow the way of the tiger " by some old fart Indian chief when he was younger ...

So what does this idiot do ?

He transforms his body to look like a tiger ..
Soo fucking stupid it hurts ,,,now he's dead
ohh well ....

follow the way of the tiger dumb ass ....

guess his family should hire a good Jew lawyer
and go after the Indian chief for the loss
I mean after all it's his fault ....


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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
Dumb Fuck was advised to "Follow the way of the tiger " by some old fart Indian chief when he was younger ...

So what does this idiot do ?

He transforms his body to look like a tiger ..
Soo fucking stupid it hurts ,,,now he's dead
ohh well ....

follow the way of the tiger dumb ass ....

guess his family should hire a good Jew lawyer
and go after the Indian chief for the loss
I mean after all it's his fault ....


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LOL maybe he got took out by a bigger cat LOL
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
Poor man.

I do not understand the psychological illness that could lead a human being into doing such a thing. But hopefully he's at peace now.

What can you say? The poor guy is much more deserving of our pity than our condemnation. RIP Mr. Cat. RIP
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
One less freak.
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
why would he kill himself after all that $$ and effort?

of course, then there is the question... why do that to himself in the first place?

just too weird and too sad
RIP catman

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LMFAO!

But don't you worry. He will be reborn...a cat.
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
apparently some meanie showed him a mirror!
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In a moment of clarity he saw himself in the mirror.
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
I'd sooner change species than sex. I think he was cool, probably got fed up with the taste of puss and lymph all the time.
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
why would he kill himself after all that $$ and effort?

of course, then there is the question... why do that to himself in the first place?

just too weird and too sad
RIP catman

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2920692


Can't explain bat shit crazy with logic...
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
Poor man.

I do not understand the psychological illness that could lead a human being into doing such a thing. But hopefully he's at peace now.

What can you say? The poor guy is much more deserving of our pity than our condemnation. RIP Mr. Cat. RIP
 Quoting: MarkinAZ


Well said...indeed!

verysad
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
why would he kill himself after all that $$ and effort?

of course, then there is the question... why do that to himself in the first place?

just too weird and too sad
RIP catman

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2920692


Can't explain bat shit crazy with logic...
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Poof, you have the mentality of an bat and eat like one too.
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
why would he kill himself after all that $$ and effort?

of course, then there is the question... why do that to himself in the first place?

just too weird and too sad
RIP catman

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2920692


He probably came to some kind of epiphany, then felt extreme regret over what he had done to himself and couldn't live with it any longer.
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
He used his 9 lives
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One less freak.
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Your day is coming too...

Lets hope it looks half as good. Death can be VERY ugly at times. Ever wonder how you're going to go? It might be while on a toilet like Elvis. It might be MUCH worse.

Talk with ya later...
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One less freak.
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Your day is coming too...

Lets hope it looks half as good. Death can be VERY ugly at times. Ever wonder how you're going to go? It might be while on a toilet like Elvis. It might be MUCH worse.

Talk with ya later...
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Elvis died while taking a shit?
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
Was he killed by a dog, or run over by a car?

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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
Poor man.

I do not understand the psychological illness that could lead a human being into doing such a thing. But hopefully he's at peace now.

What can you say? The poor guy is much more deserving of our pity than our condemnation. RIP Mr. Cat. RIP
 Quoting: MarkinAZ


Well said...indeed!

verysad
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 455519


Thank you

I was mortified to read so many sneering comments and jokes. The man was a human being.

It amazes me that people take the time to post nasty one-liners about a dead person they never met.

Please know that every word, action, thought and text you produce is your "identity" and you will have to explain for when its your time to pass over.
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Re: 'Stalking Cat' Daniel Avner found dead in 'suicide' after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
why would he kill himself after all that $$ and effort?

of course, then there is the question... why do that to himself in the first place?

just too weird and too sad
RIP catman

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2920692


Can't explain bat shit crazy with logic...
 Quoting: BRIEF


I can. Psychology can.

It's usually some sort of childhood sexual abuse.
Tell me what this tastes like...

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