Spiders on Drugs--

I know this has been posted before but I'm sure not everybody saw it that will think it's funny.

I need amusement this morning--doom overdose.

Oldie but no doubt a goodie.

5 stars for those who've yet to see it.

Thanks!

tis' true
how hammock makers
end up in the web
of asscap popping
crack smoking
demoralized
ego inflated
human spiders
as bitches of leisure

all part of the program;
carefully designed function
of human disposal, through
systematic oppression.

The definitive guide to substance abuse on GLP

1) Threads about "galactic federation of light" and vaguely worded shit like "I just felt a change in consciousness" = Shrooms

2) Giant walls of text meticulously cross-referenced with dozens of links to obscure tinfoil-hat web pages nobody has ever heard of = Meth

3) Relationship threads = Booze

4) Threads where every other word is misspelled and/or it looks like somebody passed out on the keyboard = pills

5) 90% of every other thread not falling into one of the above categories = Weed

6) posts criticizing others without any educational or entertainment value = money