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New White House petition: Brother Obama must give us each 40 acres, a Mule, Obama-phone, & $64,000

 
Lyb\
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New White House petition: Brother Obama must give us each 40 acres, a Mule, Obama-phone, & $64,000
Let's all participate in democracy:

we petition the obama administration to:
You Gives each of us 40 acres, a Mule, an Obama Phone, and $64,000 because we voted for you, brother Obama.

We did vote for you, sometime in great multiplicity, and nows you owe us back. So we be demanding a payback in reciprocity of like kind compensation wise as to wit the following is: 40 acres, a mule, free cell phone, and $64,000. Pay each and every of the signatories of this petition request the aforesaid remuneration compensation which is our DEMAND of grievances duly presented in this here demand upon the government White House for OUR MONEY due and payable from brother Obama. Thank you.


Please sign the petition here:

[link to petitions.whitehouse.gov]

danceodancedanceodancedanceodancedance
Daersoulkeeper

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11/15/2012 03:50 PM
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Re: New White House petition: Brother Obama must give us each 40 acres, a Mule, Obama-phone, & $64,000
just signed under the name

"suckmy balls"
the real reason most people on this planet are the most ignorant gullible people that have ever lived is a little thing called the

TELL-LIE-VISION

television

when you watch it, you put the I(you) in television and you get tel(i)evision

tell lie vision
Anonymous Coward
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11/15/2012 03:52 PM
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That's great!
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11/15/2012 04:08 PM
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cruise
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11/15/2012 04:10 PM
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Re: New White House petition: Brother Obama must give us each 40 acres, a Mule, Obama-phone, & $64,000
I don't know what to make of this, someone lost all their marbles.
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11/15/2012 04:12 PM
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Re: New White House petition: Brother Obama must give us each 40 acres, a Mule, Obama-phone, & $64,000
Socalled "reparations" for descendants of slavery will indeed be on the Obama agenda this term--get used to it.
O himself will not qualify, having been fathered by an African, and not descended from slaves in the US.
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11/15/2012 04:20 PM

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Re: New White House petition: Brother Obama must give us each 40 acres, a Mule, Obama-phone, & $64,000
Looking at Obama's Kenyan family, I would say, The Obamas were probably neck deep in selling slaves.
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11/15/2012 04:25 PM
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Lol.

1 signature :)

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11/15/2012 04:27 PM

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Re: New White House petition: Brother Obama must give us each 40 acres, a Mule, Obama-phone, & $64,000
This is a joke, right?

LOL
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
DILKe

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11/15/2012 04:30 PM

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WAKE UP AMERICA
"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
Thomas Paine, The American Crisis, No. 1, December 19, 1776
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it."

Thomas Paine, The American Crisis, No. 4, September 11, 1777
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. Already they have raised up a monied aristocracy that has set the government at defiance. The issuing power (of money) should be taken away from the banks and restored to the people to whom it properly belongs." -- Thomas Jefferson, U.S. President.
"A majority of the people of the United States have lived all of their lives under emergency rule. For 40 years, [79 years now in 2012] freedoms and governmental procedures guaranteed by the Constitution have in varying degrees been abridged by laws brought into force by statutes of national emergency."
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/15/2012 04:44 PM
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newsflash newsflash newsflash newsflash newsflash newsflash newsflash newsflash newsflash
Petition thresholds: "A petition must get 150 signatures in order to be publicly searchable on Whitehouse.gov"
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LOL scheming
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11/15/2012 04:55 PM
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Re: New White House petition: Brother Obama must give us each 40 acres, a Mule, Obama-phone, & $64,000
How's about a petition get started for one-way tickets back to da Motherland for all who want to go?
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11/15/2012 04:58 PM

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Bout time!
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11/15/2012 05:01 PM
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WTF are they gonna do with a mule? They won't work and I'm sure you can't buy feed or hay with an EBT card!
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WTF are they gonna do with a mule? They won't work and I'm sure you can't buy feed or hay with an EBT card!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3847976


I got every thing but a mule to plow with..lol..
funny cause it's true..:)
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11/15/2012 05:20 PM
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Re: New White House petition: Brother Obama must give us each 40 acres, a Mule, Obama-phone, & $64,000
Even if every citizen in America signed this you still wouldnt get shit. The feds want you dead they dont want you to regain your individual soveirgnty.
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Re: New White House petition: Brother Obama must give us each 40 acres, a Mule, Obama-phone, & $64,000
Let's all participate in democracy:

we petition the obama administration to:
You Gives each of us 40 acres, a Mule, an Obama Phone, and $64,000 because we voted for you, brother Obama.

We did vote for you, sometime in great multiplicity, and nows you owe us back. So we be demanding a payback in reciprocity of like kind compensation wise as to wit the following is: 40 acres, a mule, free cell phone, and $64,000. Pay each and every of the signatories of this petition request the aforesaid remuneration compensation which is our DEMAND of grievances duly presented in this here demand upon the government White House for OUR MONEY due and payable from brother Obama. Thank you.


Please sign the petition here:

[link to petitions.whitehouse.gov]

danceodancedanceodancedanceodancedance
 Quoting: Lyb\ 27821055


Not really possible.

Not enough mules to go around.
"Everybody lies."
AdHocBOHICA

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11/15/2012 05:35 PM
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Re: New White House petition: Brother Obama must give us each 40 acres, a Mule, Obama-phone, & $64,000
Let's all participate in democracy:

we petition the obama administration to:
You Gives each of us 40 acres, a Mule, an Obama Phone, and $64,000 because we voted for you, brother Obama.

We did vote for you, sometime in great multiplicity, and nows you owe us back. So we be demanding a payback in reciprocity of like kind compensation wise as to wit the following is: 40 acres, a mule, free cell phone, and $64,000. Pay each and every of the signatories of this petition request the aforesaid remuneration compensation which is our DEMAND of grievances duly presented in this here demand upon the government White House for OUR MONEY due and payable from brother Obama. Thank you.


Please sign the petition here:

[link to petitions.whitehouse.gov]

danceodancedanceodancedanceodancedance
 Quoting: Lyb\ 27821055


Not really possible.

Not enough mules to go around.
 Quoting: G. House


And virtually NO Tack.........New business opportunity?
Anonymous Coward
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11/15/2012 05:38 PM
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Re: New White House petition: Brother Obama must give us each 40 acres, a Mule, Obama-phone, & $64,000
Nice. Now MSM can cover this shit and make the other petition with 750,000 signers look like a total joke. Maybe everyone should suckseed from this thread.
Anonymous Coward
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11/15/2012 05:42 PM
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newsflash newsflash newsflash newsflash newsflash newsflash newsflash newsflash newsflash
Petition thresholds: "A petition must get 150 signatures in order to be publicly searchable on Whitehouse.gov"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27821055


OP, I didn't realize at first that you are the author of this!

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AdHocBOHICA

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11/15/2012 05:43 PM
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Nice. Now MSM can cover this shit and make the other petition with 750,000 signers look like a total joke. Maybe everyone should suckseed from this thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19061534


That's EXACTLY why the other DUMBASS petitions have been posted since the original authentic petitions.

Thank You.
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11/15/2012 06:03 PM
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Re: New White House petition: Brother Obama must give us each 40 acres, a Mule, Obama-phone, & $64,000
Mind control (also known as brainwashing, coercive persuasion, mind abuse, menticide, thought control, or thought reform) refers to a process in which a group or individual "systematically uses unethically manipulative methods to persuade others to conform to the wishes of the manipulator(s), often to the detriment of the person being manipulated".[1] The term has been applied to any tactic, psychological or otherwise, which can be seen as subverting an individual's sense of control over their own thinking, behavior, emotions or decision making. In Propaganda: The Formation of Men's Attitudes, Jacques Ellul maintains that the "principal aims of these psychological methods is to destroy a man's habitual patterns, space, hours, milieu, and so on."[2]

Theories of brainwashing and of mind control were originally developed to explain how totalitarian regimes appeared to succeed in systematically indoctrinating prisoners of war through propaganda and torture techniques. These theories were later expanded and modified to explain a wider range of phenomena, especially conversions to new religious movements (NRMs).
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Re: New White House petition: Brother Obama must give us each 40 acres, a Mule, Obama-phone, & $64,000
That means the blacks want a sizeable amount of land almost about the size of Texas,theoretically.

1557172760 acres in total that about 2,433,082 square miles.

America is about 3,794,101 square miles.

If you could get everyone of them too petition this.
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Re: New White House petition: Brother Obama must give us each 40 acres, a Mule, Obama-phone, & $64,000
Let's all participate in democracy:

we petition the obama administration to:
You Gives each of us 40 acres, a Mule, an Obama Phone, and $64,000 because we voted for you, brother Obama.

We did vote for you, sometime in great multiplicity, and nows you owe us back. So we be demanding a payback in reciprocity of like kind compensation wise as to wit the following is: 40 acres, a mule, free cell phone, and $64,000. Pay each and every of the signatories of this petition request the aforesaid remuneration compensation which is our DEMAND of grievances duly presented in this here demand upon the government White House for OUR MONEY due and payable from brother Obama. Thank you.


Please sign the petition here:

[link to petitions.whitehouse.gov]

danceodancedanceodancedanceodancedance
 Quoting: Lyb\ 27821055


I WILL TAKE IT. USE MY MULE TO PLANT ORGANIC CROPS.
FatalW1shes

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11/15/2012 06:57 PM

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Re: New White House petition: Brother Obama must give us each 40 acres, a Mule, Obama-phone, & $64,000
Isn't there a sinkhole in Louisiana?

Give them that 40 acres...
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this is effing hilarious, well done
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11/15/2012 07:37 PM
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"We did vote for you, sometime in great multiplicity"
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