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My Barber is Ex-IDF Sayeret and He Gave Me a Warning and Good Advice Tonight

 
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My barber served in the Israeli Defense Force Sayeret. He is still young. We watched the news as he cut my hair around 8 pm EST. We usually talk about our families, but this time I asked him what he thought of the mess in the ME...and he surprised me and said "we are the last generation." Then he said "it's unfolding before our very eyes," and that the destruction of Israel is inevitable. He said that the reason why Obama was re-elected was to usher in the final countdown. I asked him what I could do to prepare, and he said "spend time with your family." So instead of food inventory and cleaning weapons tonight, I will instead light a candle and play some piano for my wife. Time is short my friends. Take the advice of my barber. Good luck to you all.
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Please tell me this is not a rip off from that Adam Sandler movie, the Zohan. Are you being real?
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Please tell me this is not a rip off from that Adam Sandler movie, the Zohan. Are you being real?
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I couldn't be more serious and honest.
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My barber served in the Israeli Defense Force Sayeret. He is still young. We watched the news as he cut my hair around 8 pm EST. We usually talk about our families, but this time I asked him what he thought of the mess in the ME...and he surprised me and said "we are the last generation." Then he said "it's unfolding before our very eyes," and that the destruction of Israel is inevitable. He said that the reason why Obama was re-elected was to usher in the final countdown. I asked him what I could do to prepare, and he said "spend time with your family." So instead of food inventory and cleaning weapons tonight, I will instead light a candle and play some piano for my wife. Time is short my friends. Take the advice of my barber. Good luck to you all.
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Yeah because his people will nuke us all when they go down. The Samson option is the biggest threat to the world.
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I've heard the phrase Sampson option before, could you refresh my memory what it means?
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Occupy until Mashiyach returns.

Do righteousness and right ruling with love, mercy, and truth towards ALL peoples you encounter on a daily basis.

Indeed spend time with your family, loved ones, and friends.

But, I would still be wise and prepare.

Shalom...
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OP, you have about 1 week before Russia or China nukes the US

Get out of the cities

Happy Thanksgiving Muslifuckers
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11/15/2012 11:42 PM
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also, if you are not even bothering to prep with food - do you mean to say this is in the next day or two?
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I've heard the phrase Sampson option before, could you refresh my memory what it means?
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My understanding, is that you take out EVERYONE including yourself.

You can read the story in the TaNaKh.

Mashiyach has other plans, you can read about it in Mattithyahu/Matthew 24.
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I've heard the phrase Sampson option before, could you refresh my memory what it means?
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Read the story of Samson.

They have a last stand option named after him that if they die they nuke the world with their submarines.
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OP, you have about 1 week before Russia or China nukes the US

Get out of the cities

Happy Thanksgiving Muslifuckers
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My location is not on any GPS. I'm good.
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actually what I've read about the Samson option is that Israel has suitcase nukes stored at their embassies throughout the West. This is probably BS, read it on another conspiracy site.

Only thing that scares me is diplomatic pouches are immune to airport searches, so they would be ultra easy to get into any country.
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Oh dear. I don't like that option. It's senseless.
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My barber served in the Israeli Defense Force Sayeret. He is still young. We watched the news as he cut my hair around 8 pm EST. We usually talk about our families, but this time I asked him what he thought of the mess in the ME...and he surprised me and said "we are the last generation." Then he said "it's unfolding before our very eyes," and that the destruction of Israel is inevitable. He said that the reason why Obama was re-elected was to usher in the final countdown. I asked him what I could do to prepare, and he said "spend time with your family." So instead of food inventory and cleaning weapons tonight, I will instead light a candle and play some piano for my wife. Time is short my friends. Take the advice of my barber. Good luck to you all.
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Your barber wouldn't happen to be your Uncle?

Couldn't resist.
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You barber probably reads GLP. wink

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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actually what I've read about the Samson option is that Israel has suitcase nukes stored at their embassies throughout the West. This is probably BS, read it on another conspiracy site.

Only thing that scares me is diplomatic pouches are immune to airport searches, so they would be ultra easy to get into any country.
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You don't have to search a bag to detect radiation, so that ideer is a no-go.
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how long have humans been running around this planet, we arent going anywhere. the landscape may change, but we will still be here. im sure some romans talked about the end of rome happening some day, and sure enough the empire fell. im sure citizens of every era talked about the end coming, and it did. this is no different.
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My barber served in the Israeli Defense Force Sayeret. He is still young. We watched the news as he cut my hair around 8 pm EST. We usually talk about our families, but this time I asked him what he thought of the mess in the ME...and he surprised me and said "we are the last generation." Then he said "it's unfolding before our very eyes," and that the destruction of Israel is inevitable. He said that the reason why Obama was re-elected was to usher in the final countdown. I asked him what I could do to prepare, and he said "spend time with your family." So instead of food inventory and cleaning weapons tonight, I will instead light a candle and play some piano for my wife. Time is short my friends. Take the advice of my barber. Good luck to you all.
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Your barber wouldn't happen to be your Uncle?

Couldn't resist.
 Quoting: ShillsRUs


Fair to bring up the uncle bit, but I'm being completely honest. He moved his family to the US years ago. I want him to teach me Krav Maga.
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OP, you have about 1 week before Russia or China nukes the US

Get out of the cities

Happy Thanksgiving Muslifuckers
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My location is not on any GPS. I'm good.
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so you are on the moon?
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OP, you have about 1 week before Russia or China nukes the US

Get out of the cities

Happy Thanksgiving Muslifuckers
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My location is not on any GPS. I'm good.
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so you are on the moon?
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No, just secluded.
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How did your highlights turn out?
cultivating frippy
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I've heard the phrase Sampson option before, could you refresh my memory what it means?
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It means use nuclear weapons on the muslim heathens
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Hatred for the tribe of Judah is immense. Scripture coming to pass. Expected. Written of well over 4000 years ago.
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How did your highlights turn out?
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No highlights for me. #0 to #2.

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I've heard the phrase Sampson option before, could you refresh my memory what it means?
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Read the story of Samson.

They have a last stand option named after him that if they die they nuke the world with their submarines.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2679163


If they can't live here, nobody can, and they kill the world.
SHOWS YOU WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE THEY ARE.
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hfhf

God will take care of Israel, but yes the "end" is near.
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actually what I've read about the Samson option is that Israel has suitcase nukes stored at their embassies throughout the West. This is probably BS, read it on another conspiracy site.

Only thing that scares me is diplomatic pouches are immune to airport searches, so they would be ultra easy to get into any country.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27428316


You don't have to search a bag to detect radiation, so that ideer is a no-go.
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Yeah i believe it was the big bottle of pepto going to london in 2001 that put me on tsa's shitlist...lol.
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How did your highlights turn out?
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cruise

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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hfhf

God will take care of Israel, but yes the "end" is near.
 Quoting: No More Lies


Because 'God' is petty and judges his creation based on nationalities, right? Will 'God' take care of the women and children who die as a result of the bombs & rockets???

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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hfhf

God will take care of Israel, but yes the "end" is near.
 Quoting: No More Lies


The only people saved from the flood were Noah's faithful family.

In other words, everybody on earth is a descendant of Abraham.
And Israel is the planet.

In other words: We are all his chosen... You could benefit greatly from reading the story you are using to support your racist BS.

When Michael returns, the evil ones in Israel will suffer just as much as those in all the other nations. You should get right with your God.

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