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My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...

 
Anonymous Coward
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My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
Hello Earth citizens,

In this discussions, we will discuss the future of your sun.

Depending on the path you take in the next few days in the desert area of your planet where religion has taken over, I may be able to offer you a life around my home star in the Vega system.

If you choose to stay, I cannot help you.
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11/16/2012 12:15 AM
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I remember you were the ones who attacked Atlantis and us 7000 -8000 years ago
from sirius 4 and Vega 2
Yes I remember
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
Hello Earth citizens,

In this discussions, we will discuss the future of your sun.

Depending on the path you take in the next few days in the desert area of your planet where religion has taken over, I may be able to offer you a life around my home star in the Vega system.

If you choose to stay, I cannot help you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14380192

DEMONS! I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ. HE WINS AND SATAN AND ALL HIS POOR MINIONS KNOW THE OUTCOME.
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
Janu,
you are two months early. This is November
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11/16/2012 12:15 AM
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
hiding
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11/16/2012 12:17 AM
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
This is Janu,

Yes, Apollo, we almost completely destroyed your solar energy net.

I'm glad our civilizations came to a truce and began construction of the Pleiadean - Zeta stargate.

Unfortunately, I apologize for all that were killed when it malfunctioned and emptied its contents into deep space.
Anonymous Coward
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11/16/2012 12:18 AM
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
put me on the go list
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11/16/2012 12:18 AM
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
Where is your ship I am waiting to go.
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11/16/2012 12:20 AM
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
Yes Coward,

Our ship is currently hiding behind your sun.

Contrary to reports otherwise, don't attempt to detect it, it is hidden while we observe what will happen in the next few days in your so called holy land.
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11/16/2012 12:23 AM
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Yes Coward,

Our ship is currently hiding behind your sun.

Contrary to reports otherwise, don't attempt to detect it, it is hidden while we observe what will happen in the next few days in your so called holy land.
 Quoting: Janu 14380192

What do you think will happen??
Anonymous Coward
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11/16/2012 12:23 AM
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a fear mongering alien from the future...ah ah aha hahah ah ah that's funny.
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
Janu worry too much
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11/16/2012 12:25 AM
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
I did a search on your user id you have been busy.

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11/16/2012 12:26 AM
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
110% BS.

Don't feed the troll.

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11/16/2012 12:27 AM
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I did a search on your user id you have been busy.

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11/16/2012 12:30 AM
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110% BS.

Don't feed the troll.

bsflagbsflag
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You don't say?

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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
Hello Earth citizens,

In this discussions, we will discuss the future of your sun.

Depending on the path you take in the next few days in the desert area of your planet where religion has taken over, I may be able to offer you a life around my home star in the Vega system.

If you choose to stay, I cannot help you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14380192


How much?
Janu (OP)
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11/16/2012 12:32 AM
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
We are many on your planet.

In time our overlords have watched you grow, and the time has come to make a decision on your species.

Ask your leaders which path they will choose. We cannot keep the containment field stable much longer around your sun.

Urgent action is required on your part...
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
Hello Earth citizens,

In this discussions, we will discuss the future of your sun.

Depending on the path you take in the next few days in the desert area of your planet where religion has taken over, I may be able to offer you a life around my home star in the Vega system.

If you choose to stay, I cannot help you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14380192


How much?
 Quoting: Borian


Your travel to the Vega system will not be free. You will be asked to work on repairing the stargate our civilizations wrecked in the Atlantian war.

In return, you will enjoy the benefits of free energy and the vast galactic knowledge database.
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
Hello Earth citizens,

In this discussions, we will discuss the future of your sun.

Depending on the path you take in the next few days in the desert area of your planet where religion has taken over, I may be able to offer you a life around my home star in the Vega system.

If you choose to stay, I cannot help you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14380192


How much?
 Quoting: Borian


Your travel to the Vega system will not be free. You will be asked to work on repairing the stargate our civilizations wrecked in the Atlantian war.

In return, you will enjoy the benefits of free energy and the vast galactic knowledge database.
 Quoting: Janu 14380192


I understand what you are wishing to accomplish, but the methods are transparent.

I would want a sample of the free energy first, even a keychain toy would work, before we decide if we even want access to the galactic database.
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11/16/2012 12:44 AM
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
Hello Earth citizens,

In this discussions, we will discuss the future of your sun.

Depending on the path you take in the next few days in the desert area of your planet where religion has taken over, I may be able to offer you a life around my home star in the Vega system.

If you choose to stay, I cannot help you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14380192


How much?
 Quoting: Borian


Your travel to the Vega system will not be free. You will be asked to work on repairing the stargate our civilizations wrecked in the Atlantian war.

In return, you will enjoy the benefits of free energy and the vast galactic knowledge database.
 Quoting: Janu 14380192


I think I can fix a stargate.
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
Hello Earth citizens,

In this discussions, we will discuss the future of your sun.

Depending on the path you take in the next few days in the desert area of your planet where religion has taken over, I may be able to offer you a life around my home star in the Vega system.

If you choose to stay, I cannot help you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14380192


How much?
 Quoting: Borian


Your travel to the Vega system will not be free. You will be asked to work on repairing the stargate our civilizations wrecked in the Atlantian war.

In return, you will enjoy the benefits of free energy and the vast galactic knowledge database.
 Quoting: Janu 14380192


I think I can fix a stargate.
 Quoting: TRIXER


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11/16/2012 12:48 AM
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
We are many on your planet.

In time our overlords have watched you grow, and the time has come to make a decision on your species.

Ask your leaders which path they will choose. We cannot keep the containment field stable much longer around your sun.

Urgent action is required on your part...
 Quoting: Janu 14380192


Ask your leaders??? are you stupid? you havent learn't anything have you? None of the so called leaders are properly elected...they certainly dont represent anyone but themselves.... so who are you really talking about....'cmon, spill the beans....why are you here? to screw us again?....go back to where you came from, dont come back....humanity is a wonderful powerful species, we will do what is right - always, because we have deeper intelligence.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/16/2012 12:51 AM
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
Unfortunately,

The last free energy "toy" we gave away was used to violently destroy the Draconid ambassador.

His whole family and staff were completely vaporized.

We never did get the sample back...

Our civilizations are not perfect.

We can provide you a "sample" of it by temporarily transforming your sun into a brown dwarf.
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11/16/2012 12:56 AM
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
Unfortunately,

The last free energy "toy" we gave away was used to violently destroy the Draconid ambassador.

His whole family and staff were completely vaporized.

We never did get the sample back...

Our civilizations are not perfect.

We can provide you a "sample" of it by temporarily transforming your sun into a brown dwarf.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14380192


Borian, dude, knock it off.

Janu gonna fuck up our solar system with this nonsense.

tounge
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
Hello Earth citizens,

In this discussions, we will discuss the future of your sun.

Depending on the path you take in the next few days in the desert area of your planet where religion has taken over, I may be able to offer you a life around my home star in the Vega system.

If you choose to stay, I cannot help you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14380192

DEMONS! I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ. HE WINS AND SATAN AND ALL HIS POOR MINIONS KNOW THE OUTCOME.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27755618

AND ALL THE HOST OF HEAVEN SAID AMEN!!
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YOU SOUND LIKE A FAG JANU LIKE A DEMON WHO LIKES TO PLAY IN SHIT!shitstreamfightfight
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11/16/2012 01:16 AM
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
Hello Earth citizens,

In this discussions, we will discuss the future of your sun.

Depending on the path you take in the next few days in the desert area of your planet where religion has taken over, I may be able to offer you a life around my home star in the Vega system.

If you choose to stay, I cannot help you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14380192

DEMONS! I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ. HE WINS AND SATAN AND ALL HIS POOR MINIONS KNOW THE OUTCOME.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27755618

AND ALL THE HOST OF HEAVEN SAID AMEN!!
 Quoting: yahwehs princess 23672607


Oh great, the christians are here.

rolleyes

Never mind, Janu.

I'll come along as well.
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...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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Re: My name is Janu, I will tell you of the future of your sun...
what do you think of this theory

the future of our sun is that he, the cosmic father will burp and consume mother earth, transforming her into a star

we either will ascend with mother Earth or burn up

be love is all you have to do
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