It sounds like you are severely culinarily challenged so, the safest solution is to buy one of those pre cooked Thanksgiving dinners at the store, take it all home and heat it up according to the directions.

Now you might want 2 cans of cranberry sauce and a quick fruit salad - just get a large can a fruit cocktail and a container of Cool Whip, drain the fruit cocktail, put it and the cool whip in a bowl and stir it all up - simple no cook desert.