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Rhinos are just obese unicorns

 
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11/16/2012 05:52 AM
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Rhinos are just obese unicorns
The zoos have been lying to us.
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11/16/2012 05:54 AM
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Re: Rhinos are just obese unicorns
The zoos have been lying to us.
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Hungry Hungry Hippos.
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Re: Rhinos are just obese unicorns
The zoos have been lying to us.
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I believe!
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11/16/2012 05:56 AM
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Re: Rhinos are just obese unicorns
Is it the zoos whom have been lying, or is it you all whom only have lied to yourselves?
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11/16/2012 05:58 AM
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Re: Rhinos are just obese unicorns
actually there are unicorns and other species of rhino...

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11/16/2012 05:59 AM
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Re: Rhinos are just obese unicorns
How do you explain the lack of wings? Not that I'm doubting you. Everybody knows unicorns a real. Just playing the devil's advocate here.
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Re: Rhinos are just obese unicorns
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Re: Rhinos are just obese unicorns
How do you explain the lack of wings? Not that I'm doubting you. Everybody knows unicorns a real. Just playing the devil's advocate here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27855972


Pegasus and Unicorns are two different things.
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Re: Rhinos are just obese unicorns
How do you explain the lack of wings? Not that I'm doubting you. Everybody knows unicorns a real. Just playing the devil's advocate here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27855972


Too fat to fly, so evolution and they lost the wings? Taking a stab at it :D
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Re: Rhinos are just obese unicorns
How do you explain the lack of wings? Not that I'm doubting you. Everybody knows unicorns a real. Just playing the devil's advocate here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27855972


Pegasus and Unicorns are two different things.
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AC must not have a 7-year-old daughter in the house. They are the experts on such things.
"For with thee is the fountain of life: in thy light shall we see light."
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Re: Rhinos are just obese unicorns
How do you explain the lack of wings? Not that I'm doubting you. Everybody knows unicorns a real. Just playing the devil's advocate here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27855972


Too fat to fly, so evolution and they lost the wings? Taking a stab at it :D
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1392371


I'm kind of glad for that. I got shit on by birds a few times. You gotta believe a big dirty unicorn shit dropped from a few hundred feet is gonna knock you on your ass.
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11/16/2012 06:17 AM
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11/16/2012 06:19 AM
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finally some truth on glphf
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Re: Rhinos are just obese unicorns
How do you explain the lack of wings? Not that I'm doubting you. Everybody knows unicorns a real. Just playing the devil's advocate here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27855972


Too fat to fly, so evolution and they lost the wings? Taking a stab at it :D
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1392371


I'm kind of glad for that. I got shit on by birds a few times. You gotta believe a big dirty unicorn shit dropped from a few hundred feet is gonna knock you on your ass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27855972


bricks


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11/16/2012 06:23 AM
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what worries me is that you look at a rhino and think "obese". rhinos are fucking badass. Unicorn associated with faggotry, rhinos associated with fucking combat and destruction. Rhinos are to unicorns, what serengeti lions are to house cats. and even then not really.
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11/16/2012 06:26 AM
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what worries me is that you look at a rhino and think "obese". rhinos are fucking badass. Unicorn associated with faggotry, rhinos associated with fucking combat and destruction. Rhinos are to unicorns, what serengeti lions are to house cats. and even then not really.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24492462


I kind of always accociated them with a big fat dirty bastard lying around in the pool and pissing in it.
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11/16/2012 06:27 AM
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Re: Rhinos are just obese unicorns
so the unicorn race got really lazy and relied on technology and ate a bunch of unhealthy stuff and turned into fat rhinos? so thats what happens to us in 2012?
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11/16/2012 06:28 AM
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so the unicorn race got really lazy and relied on technology and ate a bunch of unhealthy stuff and turned into fat rhinos? so thats what happens to us in 2012?
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Obama
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Candy Corn is not really Corn.

How's that for a conspiracy?

You have been warned.

charlie

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11/16/2012 06:31 AM
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Candy Corn is not really Corn.

How's that for a conspiracy?

You have been warned.

charlie
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


PEEPS ARE NOT REAL BIRDS
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11/16/2012 06:32 AM
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Re: Rhinos are just obese unicorns
Candy Corn is not really Corn.

How's that for a conspiracy?

You have been warned.

charlie
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


It is mostly corn syrop though.
ANHEDONIC

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11/16/2012 06:39 AM

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Re: Rhinos are just obese unicorns
Candy Corn is not really Corn.

How's that for a conspiracy?

You have been warned.

charlie
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


It is mostly corn syrop though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27855972


Ya got me there!

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Re: Rhinos are just obese unicorns
The Rhino is my spiritual animal...

Having a unicorn as a spiritual animal is just too wrong.
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Re: Rhinos are just obese unicorns
The Rhino is my spiritual animal...

Having a unicorn as a spiritual animal is just too wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1540086


Better than having a pony.

My spiritual animal is the deified jackal.
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The zoos have been lying to us.
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Re: Rhinos are just obese unicorns
The zoos have been lying to us.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1392371


And all Human males are unicorns ! just horn was placed at the wrong place ! whatever
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Re: Rhinos are just obese unicorns
lol

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