Sounds just like my story. There were 150 of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road, and I my beloved husband and I had to make some huge sacrifices. You see, my husband had lovely shinbones and we had to fund his shinbone fetish website which was our primary source of income. Our second main source of income was my forehead modeling. We spent so much on shinbone polish and forehead wax to keep our careers going that it nearly bankrupted the family. One day I made a difficult and heartbreaking decision to sell my forehead so that we could afford shinbone polish for my husband. It was a long, cold walk home with no forehead, let me tell you. But when I arrived home with the shinbone polish, even more heartbreak ensued, for he had sold his beloved shinbones so that he could buy me forehead wax. Nobody ate that night, needless to say. We abandoned our family shortly afterward and I got a job as a checkout girl.